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HOSANNA
Is BAM still looking good?
OP you little cheeky fucker!
BUY BUY BUY WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON MONDAY
BVLL.
SVRGE.
V-SHAPED RECOVERY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
reach out to your normalslime friends and suggest they dump their trump money into the markets. tell them its now or never. and then short everything
Yeah she’s cute, I’d hit(marry be faithful with children) that
Anime futures up 69%
im holding over the weekend
V shape recovery? Yes or no?
AFTER HOURS DUMP HAHAHAHA
If you people aren't retarded you wouldn't hold through the weekend. Take your gains before closing and re-enter once movement confirmed on monday.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
So nothing happened at the close. The algos just picked it back up to the painfully slow down line from all night.
I sold 20% across stocks that were green for me today (AMD, BABA, UBER) but mostly holding into the weekend. Getting spanked by crude oil stocks especially HAL but managed to weather the storm through having a lot of SPCE I got at 11.15 which sums up this clown market
HOW TO BE A MILLIONAIRE CHAD IN 5 YEARS GUARANTEED WITH ONLY 10K
BABA
NIO
CXDC
JD
TCEHY
I doubled my SDOW position into the weekend.
Can an MFA shill give me the advantage over NYMT or EFC? It seems like they mainly deal with RMBSs, wouldn't someone more towards CMBSs like WalMart or stand-alone grocery stores be a better buy?
What platform are you using ?
We're already past the recovery and are shooting into ath territory
After hours are still fighting and flatlining for now. Expect more good news premarket Monday when congress announces 2k bucks for everyone.
>jerking over a crab market
the absolute state of Bullkeks and Bobotards
THATS A WRAP
how did you guys do today?
I’m sitting at a -.98% loss today so not terrible, hopefully Monday will be better
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I ended up buying 4 (four) (IV) shares of PUMP because of the name and because some user was in here shilling it a week ago
I only got rid of AAL and DAL.
>Selina Wang
i'd fuck that cute whore
Where’s my AMC senpai?
Markets closed, lets see if TSLA does its magical backstage jumperoni again for no reason.
Anybody got the chart with comparison to 08 and 29?
and a ping pong nip nong to you as well, chairman
2% gain baby
Yeah, I'm accumulating
>Boeing is mooning after hours
I'm fucking cooming.
I finally sold GME
My heart finally feels content
I lost money but if I held that over the weekend I think I might have killed myself
> Pumps instead
GET THE FUCK OUT
90% loss
You'll see. It will be up 10% before you even get chance to enter back in.
Up 8.93%
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.62%, good day, still lagging essypee a little. Purchased a little more oil for the weekend pop that WILL HAPPEN (maybe), hit one (1) smol scalp, no other moves today. VXX butterfree was kill but I'm okay with it cuz my SVXY did p good. Breadth n stuff looks bullish I guess, but I was really hoping this week would give us hard confirmation as to whether we're going up or down, and there is insufficient evidence either way right now in my opine. I'm still feeling pretty good!
This week we're going to the Romano's in Doral, Florida! Maybe it'll be warm there, we got a little snow here yesterday :o
wealthsimple, it's like canadian robinhood; and like all other canadian imitations of american products it's worse in every way
I don't believe you
It closed exactly where it did 2 days ago. This is getting stupid.
All SDOW has done is take my money.
>tfw bought DAL at $32
fuck me
I can atleast reposition in AAL
Is this peak delusion?
same, I'm comfortable being broke knowing that I traded in good conscience and with sound logic
-1%, I held a lot of puts so better than I expected given what happened las night
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I DIDNT SELL MY REGENERON WHAT DO I DOOOOOO!????
Suicidal
Maybe UNlevered -1x smallcaps
Who?
Bullshit
Went from 19k to 1.1k thanks to doing retarded trades without any risk aversion
i'm strangely aroused and attracted her
I'm up 2.12% with my leveraged index ETFs today. What a piece of shit market
Can confirm, florida is comfy. Where do you live that snows in April? Down .3%
what up dade bro
Up 1.62% ($379). Got rid of my airline stocks today for a 40% gain each. Not bad.
>China
I was 0.6% down on AAL
Gigagreen today +5.3% greedy self
Same but we are hitting peak euphoria levels here. This artificial market pumping can't keep going.
user... why?
Were you a bear playing options like an idiot?
A cool 7% thanks to that EOD pump on XOM
The news are sayig "the market likes honest news" as a cope for the bad economic data.
yes
>sound logic
I don't know why you would think that when the market is forward looking and all bad news ever has been priced in
+6.32% Today
-18.24% Past Week
-37.77% Past Month
Idk I saved that pic like a year ago and don't know who, just know she had Lane in her name. some porn roastie I think
JCP people
why invest in that dead company?
Do you think it will be bought out? by who? why?
up 33 percent then down 29%
fucking
kill
me
up 2.68%
based VFIAX
>le ding ding ding! XD
Faggot. Every fucking day.
Faggot.
Chad, where you at in Dade, comfy af here in aventura, Kayaking all day.
Sold BA at a +13% profit but the rest of my portfolio is down -10%
Currently sitting on $1300 cash, might reposition into AAL on monday or something buy my way into MSFT again.
AH isn't moving for me. Thank god, I got stuff to do but after yesterday's disaster I couldn't do anything but be at my computer. Hope it isn't that bad today, or at least it is a dump rather than pump.
I hate the fact that my biggest gainer is JC Penny . What a fucking world we live in. I short and lose everything, I buy memes and win. Fuck this gay market.
Checked and kek'd. This is history in the making.
KO to 50 monday. Cola cures corona.
In the short term, it is a cheap penny stock with a lot of volume that routinely pulls a +5-10% return.
Exactly, now I hold 240 1/5 puts over the weekend
retards doing it for the lulz
Fuck robinhood I want off this platform
I agree, but that's how I felt a week ago. I've taken enough losses that when I'm finally right, I'll just be back to even. From a technical perspective, things should have pulled back by now.
I'm up 4.7% today from my all in on GPP, but already made 9% off BA this morning.
It's still snowing where I live (Chicago)
doesn't even make sense
my RH is up 2.91% and I got some new microscopy materials in the mail today :3
>Do you think it will be bought out?
yes
>by who?
us
>why?
memes
It really is.
FUCKING DOUBLE DIGIT PERCENTAGE GAINS ON COMPANIES
Holy shit. Congrats to everyoone making a profit but this is peak delusion now. Holy fuck this is is bad.
>No JCP
NGMI
>everything green
if I had more money I'd be a quadrillionare, that's how good at stocks I am
I attribute my reckless behavior to my childhood, I've learned about options which is nice, but at what cost, Jesus.
>VFIAX
Based, I'm a VTSAX man myself.
>or at least it is a dump rather than pump.
I hope so. Then I can easily get me some cheapies on Monday and sell when the market pumps up again.