/smg/ - Stock Market General

BIBLICAL edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/oil

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
stocktwits.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
google.com

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Quick guys, what options should we buy
We need to impress tits girl

St...Steve?
You okay there buddy?

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Crab as fuck

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any FARM STONKS TO IN veST??? owo IM A GIRLLL

i think we should invest in farmmmmmmsss mmmmm

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buy ko and stwd?

wtf just happened to bonds

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He bought GILD?

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Holy shit, I'd exercise my 2nd amendment over there and fuck them up

GILD is fucking dying kek.

>residents
The window dressing is all so tiresome.

No one cares about bonds. It's all about equities, baby. We're going to smash through the all-time highs.

>oil

JPow sucked them dry.

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How my fellow biznats doing today? I'm up 3.5%, haven't been actively trading though.

yes
and i regret it

Niggers, they meant niggers

We were not dumping.
Back to lamboland now!

Pictures are nice and all, but you should post links to articles that you're screenshotting from.

>Why yes, I do invest in FAGIX. How did you know?

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amazons revenue will disappoint, this will be the next catalyst for the leg down, my dick just told me.

Should i buy 10k worth of NET calls

US oil will fucking moon when Trump announces tariffs on foreign oil.

Up 0.88% lol, after a 40% gainer yesterday.
Hopefully I didn’t shit my profits into trash options. They have time, I still believe

GIVE ME YOUR TOP 5 HOLD LONG TERM NO GAMBLE STOCKS JUST STRAIGHT LINES STEP-BY-STEP

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Yet 20+ million unemployed(that number is likely to continue to grow) for another few weeks atleast. Who is buying shit that isnt entertainment or food?

Anyone using Questrade here?

if you shoot a cowowona nigger he expels corona gas are you sure you still want to shoot him?

we can't anger the Saudis. The petrodollar is the only reason we're not Zimbabwe.

>18522751
I'm camping for the next 4 nights in national forests so hopefully I outlast the bigfeet and skinwalkers

Uh oh.

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what am i looking at?

ahh, so this is why /smg/ is full of so many fucking weebs
blog.genesis.vision/the-rice-origins-of-the-candlestick-2d889cb22e21

I’m overall down like 40%. I think I might be clinically retarded kek

that's what all my stocks look like right now.
What the hell?

is there nay way to invest in oil (besides individual stocks/etfs) and not deal with contango or decay?

anyone been trading in and out of the banks?

they are making higher lows each time.

Green is my favorite color, frens.

this satire article from onion dude kek

It's like in Xcom when you shoot a zombie and the chrysalid pops out and fucks up half of your squad.

10 year bond yield. Yield goes down = more people in bonds, less money in stocks. Yield goes up = the opposite.

That said, since this is such a common and well known indicator, I wouldn't be surprised if it was done on purpose as part of a short squeeze or something kek.

>pic unrelated

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>tfw you can't kill yourself because religious so you're hitchhiking too hopefully die that way

VEREIT
S&P 500 X3 LEVERAGED
OCCIDENTAL PETROLEUM
ENBRIDGE
BOEING

I took out a 50k loan, then used that loan as capital to get another loan, that's how confident I am in these investments to moon long-term

Imaging buying one of literally two fully functional aircraft producers on the planet while it's valued like a trash tier startup

if APA doesnt hold 8 till eod im killing myself

I use wst and invest into canadian stonks like a true patriot!
Just kidding, I use wst as training wheels for when I'm ready for big boys gains and not too lazy for US taxes.

A mid-May put for $75 is not unrealistic. Their drug is a scam.

Yeah bought JPM yesterday

Trump has already said that the US cannot afford to give up its fracking industry and energy autonomy. It's a matter of national security. He already said all this a few weeks back. Just watch his press conferences if you want to time the market. Simple as.

AMZN
GOOG
XOM
KO
NFLX

bonds are getting clapped

just start using heroin

all these people talking about killing themselves because they are going from being rich to having as much money as i have

Join the military. War with Chyna is imminent. You can die for your country with honor like a real man.

By that, you mean get raped? HIV isn't a death sentence anymore, user.

nice. i bought C yesterday and added more today

added some JPM to my roth also

Buy a petrol station

We new paradigm now.

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>get small loan from bank
>go to gas station and fill barrels with unleaded regular
>store in garage for 1 year, maybe 2
>resell when prices are higher as premium gas
>???

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Those unemployed were always takers, not makers. The Fed will buy up equities if no one else will, just like the Bank of Japan.

TMDX
RTX
PFE
FLIR
SSO

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What is this pattern called?

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What to buy before market closes and will blow the fuck up on monday opening. Please I need to turn 2k into 4k for my birthday and afford a sexdoll

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MFA moving away from Agency MBS in their most recent 10-k filing, NYMT moving towards agency. Any thoughts on holding some NYMT for the next couple quarters?

i hope your eyes get gouged out and your gluttonous underbelly gets scythed stupid american

Golden QQQ bullrun

RTX
LMT
XOM
NET
TMUS
MEME

the US literally cannot afford to give up the petrodollar. Its why people keep buying whatever we BRRRRRR out of thin air.

The market has almost perfectly correlated with SPX and inversely with the bond yield for a long time.

>MFA moving away from Agency MBS in their most recent 10-k filing

What does that mean for MFA?

Flattening nothing burger flu.

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exaggerated
false
over-reported
we-offered-states-money-if-people-had-covid-and-suddenly-everybody-had-covid

Won't the truck driver kill me?

I am too retarded

The fed's cutting their purchases for the next week in half.

t. an increasingly nervous Putin

I just bought a video card and nonfiction books and I'm out of work.

JEROME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU LAZY OLD BOOMERNIGGER
PUMP IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Okay, Chang.

hot

Less guarantee that their mortgages get paid, as they're unsecured by Freddie Mac and Fannie May. Or at least that's my understanding, doing a personal crash course in REITs right now, seem like a good play.

Buy futures for a year out. A guy from wall street will show up at your house to deliver the tanker full of crude, and you can sell it as an all natural anti-aging oil to to middle aged women for $30/oz.