/smg/ - Stock Market General

shhhhhhhhhh edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/oil

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
stocktwits.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
google.com

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Buy SQQQ

cunny

Weebs and gays are pedos

>everyone is a bear now

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I want to fuck a bird.

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Ding ding ding! When's the last time you smooched a gal you cared about?

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I had nothing either, currenlty doing OMAD to get a summer bod. Can't eat till 4pm

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this guy is hacking wtf

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YOU TOLD ME GILD WILL MOON
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

i disregard women

Transfer all his funds to Monday Tesla calls.

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not normal

why are Yas Forums such pedo h8rs

Buy ATVI calls

no, you want to fuck a girl, who vaguely resembles a bird

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OMAD will fuck your glucose levels and metabolism. Quite literally a meme diet. Just have two smaller meals a day and drink the same amount of water. You'll thank me later.

CANADABROS RISE UPP
Thoughts on our oil industry? Any chance of anything surviving? What about pipelines?
Additionally, it looks like our mining sector is doing real good. Too good in fact, some hitting ATH. What's going on there?
What're you all holding? Plans for the near future?

why do Asians drink hot water?

>he didn't invest in oil

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I don't respect women, bros

the dude you're replying to is probably a guy that collects and hangs up doll parts

Predictions on an SQQQ breakout in either direction?

If it keeps crabbing between 11 and 14 im not going to make any money.

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mild sized dump inc btw

Prepare /smg/

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AAPL or MSFT?

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>oil goes down to record lows
>oil stonks up massively
WHAT THE FUCK ARE BOOMERS DOING

cash

I FELL FOR THE GILD MEME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What did you do, user?

He'll fit in with all the homosexuals here.

I'm so gay, I keep buying energy stocks

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me use big words me smart and doomfag well

I just bought 4k of NET, how bad am I fucked?

>he invested in oil

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Accumulate REFR

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Sex offender here
My family found out how shitty of a person I am so now I have to hitchike anywhere
Where should I go?
Honestly going to kms as soon as I can desu

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Yikes Kantbot the psuedo intellectual fat retard

2011

what is this normalfag bullshit?

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what did you do

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What a boring day

kys at a big landmark like the grand canyon or yellowstone

done with quarantine stocks
thanks for the fun and monies Yas Forums

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> JCP up another 4% today

to da moon

alright so we faded 50% of the gap up, now is the decision point: up or down from here?

hahaha money machine haha

>

>2 years

End of year it'll be at 50. Production is slowed currently, and post covid travel will make demand crazy high.

>not collecting dolls
ngmi

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I would have bought $5 calls but REFR so cheap might as well just buy shares instead of options at this point pretty much same thing under $3 a share