I want to die edition
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>misc
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google.com
someone buy my gamestop bags pls i suck ya dick
Yolo tesla 420 puts expiring fucking right now.
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
ANIME
>tesla not mooning to 800 but dropping
it was supposed to act retarded but now it's being normal and dumping. and i wanted to short
god FUCKING damn
WHO /BUYANDHOLD/ HERE?
pump in anticipation of good news over the weekend or dump in anticipation of bad news over the weekend?
I should've guessed
I have $500 to invest but I can only put it in the market for two weeks, what stock do I buy to make a little gains
I ACCIDENTALLY SOLD SOME FDS FOR $2 AND ENDED UP LOSING $14
what do you dumb faggots think of greenblatt's magic formula? greenblatt is a good jewish name and he's a successful hedgejew so he's obviously smart
Dump.
“Bought at the top”
Listen bull niggers, we are about 40% OVER the top right you. You people are fucking retarded
all in on gild puts
I don't even have money in this market anymore, I just want to understand why EVERYTHING is moving irrationally for this long.
load up on good oil stonks bois
S2 incoming. Hold on to your butts.
wtf why are all tech sectors going down wtf i thought this was a bull run.
brehs
what the fugg should I do
Remember not to get too cocky bobo bros. Or you'll jinx it.
Anyone listening to Kanye West while anticipating the drop?
Look at what I was greeted with as soon as I checked some stocks on Yahoo. The article says it's bullmarket and the bottom was already in and tested. Why is this article being promoted under every stock. Yahoo says the bottom will be March 23.
Bearish.
TSLA, XOM, KOS, BA
Buy SPXS calls unironically, I’m up 20% today since market open
why would anyone listen to kanye west under any circumstances
what are some good gamestop puts to buy? this company is a joke
wait till monday
MAY not March, obviously.
Me. I'm looking for longs. Not buying a bunch at once but over time also.
CCL
FUN
EPD
XOM
RTX
GM
PLAY
..all recent mini-buys
>tfw fell for the Gilead meme
I was drunk and bought Gilead stock last night. I am so ashamed.
Because they have the highest quality taste in nigger music
Closed out my TRNX position.
I think making 100% gain in several hours is good enough. Even if it's just a couple hundred dollars.
No need to be greedy. It's all about the percentages.
JUST HURRY UP AND RUGPULL SO I CAN BUY MORE CHEAPIES
I COULD HAVE BECOME A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE BUYING ANY MEME STOCK LIKE RTX, TMDX, GEO OR EVEN FUCKING PLAY AT THE BOTTOM
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i'm trying to add right now.. had bid at 4.71 then moved it to 4.74 and now have it at 4.77.. it's like it just keeps stoping right above my bid
>he bought the meme news thinking he would be like michael burry from the movie about getting rich by being an autistic bear
>only for two weeks
so you need it then? then dont because you will lose it
>it's like it just keeps stoping right above my bid
Set it to 100
No one can predict the market and anyone who tries to should have their opinion completely disregarded
why do I have to wait a couple days to put my cash back into stocks
fuck robinhood
>CCL
be careful they might be sued into oblivion by diseased boomers
>Buy SPXS calls
Look I'm retarded, why would you buy a call instead of just buying the stock itself? I get it's risk mitigation but if you believe it's going up then just buy the stock. Because buying the option means you must also pay for the premiums in addition to the old stock price.
People are pulling money out of their tried and true gainers for some quick pump and dump action. Around end of day tech will pump and everything that shot up for no reason will dump.
Thats why buying both puts and calls on SQQQ is the real money play.
What about RDS.B?
We’re between anxiety and denial
RH sucks but that's how it is, upgrade to Gold for the time being
>i'm trying to add right now
literally why? just flush your money down the toilet. easier
Very possible, but they have Saudi money and those same boomers will be back on the ships within the year. It's for sure a risk, and a smaller position I've taken.
literally me
but there is no point to look at things in hindsight
what do you do now
Food and grocery store stocks are down
Market is back to normal. Everything is about to bounce back.
I sold my Boeing this morning because I was up 48%. Made the same decision as you, I love Boeing but I'm not sure about their long term prospects, so decided not to be greedy and just take my gains before they're annnnddd THEY'RE GONE.
It's on my list but I only have $250/week to spend on stocks and I'm out of cash now. Monday I might grab some.
don't worry about me nigga.. i'ma swing it to the double digits.. i've already made soo much on GME these past few months.... if only you understood whats happening.......
My brother can look at any picture of a chart and tell you if it will go up or down. I showed him a minute line graph and he was right. He's lost over 20k
I agree. They pulled the article notification by now. It no longer shows, even in private browser. Weird, because never seen such a banner on Yahoo.
the greedy thing to do would to be NOT taking the gains now. you did fine. boeing is going to have terrible earnings coming up anyway
>VEA mooning
based Vanguard
Long term BA is pretty fucked. They'll get by on the taxpayer's dime though.
If it doesn't drop today or tomorrow I'm leaving the stock market for good. I unironically do not understand what is happening, call me a brainlet. I will leave my shorts in place regardless but im just calling them a lose and forgetting about stocks for the rest of my life. I would rather invest in land, at least that follows supply and demand.
DHT to the moon while the rest of the market dies, thanks for that tip user
>boeing is going to have terrible earnings coming up anyway
It literally doesn't matter. Boeing will finish near $155 today.
>FED balance sheet has hit fresh ATH at $6,367.9bn as Powell keeps printing press rumbling. Total assets rose by another $284.7bn, now equals to 29.1% of US GDP, fresh record. Since Fed announced its bailouts on Mar15, it has printed and handed to Wall Street $2,055.9bn.
imagine betting against the FED
Dude, I just told you why, The big oil companies have break evens in the thirties, you have a break even in the 50s!! Plus it's a tiny oil company literally a market cap of 61 million.
Don't buy microcap oil stocks
Do you think this mf stock will go up from here?! And why?
>Tomorrow
Meant monday
BA will get bailed out and eventually recover. No shame in taking beautiful short term gains though.
Also sold Boeing, was up 13% from when I bought a few days ago.
Might buy in after the earnings dump.
Upgrade poorfag
XOM calls
wait till monday.
>if only you understood whats happening
are you michael burry?
i doubt this dip will last.
these idiots fuel the market into new highs powered by jpow and the fed.
its gonna come down eventually, but i lost faith that its this time
It's been bond buying so far. Equities is where stuff gets serious.
Because if you buy it outright you won’t make more than like 50%, but it buy a call, you can make 5000%
but delta and others got bailed out and it did jackshit so what makes BA any different that will make it fly to the moon?
Wait till monday.
JUST BOUGHT BOING FOR THE FIRST TIME SUCK IT RETARDS
He also has a slot machine "tech" to beat the house. He's lost over 20k at the casino.
you dumb bears are never getting me to sell my bags
set a limit order to sell when it hits .50 again. about to take my 500 and run
Buying calls on 3x leveraged ETF
lol
high short interest.. share buybacks... next gen console release between now and holidays. Stores are cash flow positive.....
when the stilts supporting this farce fall it's not going down it will cease to be
You have a bunch of new friends in the stock market. Everyone and their grandmother thinks the market should go down, and since shorting the market is as easy as buying an ETF nowadays you get gamblers who want to gamble. On the other side of the playing field you have institutional investors and computers who are seeing these short bets coming in and salivating over the free money if they can squeeze it out. Make no mistake, when the shorts leave the market and the fun money has all dried up for the common man reality will be able to take a stronger hold.
>place a call, stonk goes down
>place a put, stonk goes up
why god
Speculation on their recovery. That's it.
just look at whats happening... options are getting wrecked... if they wanted it to spike they would but they're gunna milk it.... Are YOU michael burry?
I'm in it for the trade not because of michael burry all tho thats a plus
its literally the same as with crypto at its boom, shoeshine boys ruin everything
90% of retail traders lose money because psychology will cause you to always do the wrong thing
Lmaaooooo
Market on rifle companies
BA will get access to unlimited money cheats with few conditions, but airlines are basically just getting loans with big stipulations.
Please tell us every time you make an option play so we can all do the opposite. Thanks.
Can anyone give me one good reason I should buy the JC Penny meme stock?
I don't think it will fly to the moon, I think it will just recover slowly over the period of the recession. Boeing is pretty beat up now, between the MAX and Coronachan. I don't think the government can let them go broke, so, they have opportunity to recover.
The airlines they just didn't want them all going broke at once. Airlines go broke all the time and I think some of the bailed out airlines still will.
>all my cheapies are mooning
I'm fucking cooming.
Are they cashflow positive before or after the global virus.
Ok everyone, position check.
What do you have? What is your goal?
Right now I have a mix of my long-term goals of divvy payers and a few get rich quick meme stocks.
At least stuff to grow a few hundred or few thousand dollars to a few hundred or thousand more.
Think I might just get out of REFR at 3 if it ever gets there. bought at 2.73...trying to stop myself from saying FUCK IT and just dumping all else into PLAY in the hopes of a bounce back after the U.S. opens up for business.
how do I fix this? should I just say fuck it and put my money in a hedge fund? should I just buy normie stocks and hold forever?
trnxbros
Civil War 2, when?
>"END YOUR ENDLESS VACATION"
holy shit is that so true. all these fucking pussies are just trying to extend their vacation and pretend they are doing it for the greater good.
Voila and just like that the Dow will never go below 24k again
Boeing is the GE of the 20s
he's just trying to rally his support there again.
will probably work for Virginia and Michigan. democratic state politicians have absolutely ruined their reputation in those states, plus Ohio/Florida are only getting redder
I don't get it. Is this specifically because it's 3x leveraged?
If you just buy it now, and wait for it to rise, then you can sell for realized gains.
But if you instead buy call options, you must pay premiums. Then when it reaches strike price, you must fork over the cash of the original stock price. So you theoretically made less money.
just do the opposite of what you would normal do lmao
>Are YOU michael burry
no im a retard and will buy some puts in hopes you get wrecked.