YOUR BIGGEST LARP

I said I was an alcoholic that nutted in my dead wife's sister. Lots of concerned anons replied.

i larped that my dad gave me a roll of eagles so i could see if people gave me different advice than if they knew that I bought it myself -- I'm like the guy from catch me if you can

classic
what's your internet money stack?
larp vs real one

>shill 10k link hodling
>holds 0 links

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I selective post information from ERC20 token whitepapers to convince idiots here that they're buying the next banking paradigm, when in reality the problems they claim to solve are done with poorly cobbled together centralized code that any tech company can smash together in a few weeks.

larp 45k link
real 1 billion link

Tough to say. Some days I'm a successful boomer landie with multiple properties, some days I'm a femanon ethot, sometimes I'm a darkie asking how to maximize my gibs. I'm not old black or female so they're all pretty off the mark.

I stopped short of talking dollar amounts. Mostly it was about telling some user to fuck off and punctuating it with like "this is why I work from my swimming pool and your eating your bosses ass every morning"
Standard.

I too shill LINK

I've never bought Link or BSV but I shill them relentlessly anyways.

>I've never bought Link but I shill it relentlessly anyways.
based
>I've never bought BSV but I shill it relentlessly anyways.
oh god no

...I'm actually larping that I don't have a wife... I have an asian wife too! Korean. You?

assblaster

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sea jungle filipina

Pretend to people I was poor and just see how they threaten me.

I wrote that autistic fake Teeka LINK pick two octobers ago and 'leaked' it to the board. I really fucked it up though because I took too long writing it and posted it like two days before his pick was due. Not enough time for it to spread around. Then I sold right before his real pick, but the price didn't even drop and then bibox listed it a day later and price popped 20%. Pretty much cucked myself hard.

I don't larp on here, but people always think I'm larping when I talk about my life as a rich NEET. So much wagie cope on Yas Forums.

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>Hornets gonna win
Propaply the best thread in ages
People had a lot of fun. Many lost. Some even gambled their LINK away.
I was OP

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Baste

that I turned to sucking dicks because bitcoin crashed
got like 200+ replies

larp 70k LINK
real 2 million KIDS

LARPed as an insider and told everyone to sell LINK. 80% of my portfolio is link.

LARPed as a whale trader and made newfags sell the bottom at 4k.

LARPed as a Pajeet shill to keep faggots away from solid projects.

Larped as a time traveler. Pretty fun.