/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/oil

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
stocktwits.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
google.com

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All homosexuals are pedophiles

Based op

Help

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GILD 75p 4/24. thank me immediately

Blake griffin?

First for SNDE

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DUMP ROKU

MAKE ME FUCKING RICH

>I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility. - John Wayne

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is everything up again?

God I hope this bullshit market crashes right now.

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Red day or green day, take your picks before it starts so you can say "I called it".

big tech is shitting the bed rn

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holy shit i'[m gunna pump

holy smokes. You're done

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Today’s a good day for DCAfags

Well it's gotta crab now

>mrna puts
No way this stock is staying this high
>gd calls from yesterday
Jesus christ

>tfw holding BA and RTX

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That, actually makes sense.

How do I short blue states?

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Green but only up 1%, tomorrow is pure red

THREAD'S THEME MUSIC:
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>Playlist of 90's alternative

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another dumb crab day im going back to bed

You basically have to short like 90% of the US GDP

>not making money

Red

Nah, I'd bet my life tomorrow will be a flatline.

>Tomorrow
>Saturday

holy fuck user, I thought my calls were doing badly

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2850 is max pain on opex. Wouldn't it be "convinient" if we closed around there.

I don't care I'm gonna make money anyway.

i bought the gild top

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you cant make money on crab days

How are these politicians still alive

>AMC up 40% on news that they won't have to fold until July
Boy those bagholders were as eager to get out as retards were eager to get in.

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Invest in crematoriums for an actual holocaust

You can short blue states by how you live. Don't live in them because it's a ticking time bomb.
>high taxes
>high costs for homes that are small
>you can earn 100k a year but live like you earn 50k or less because of cost of living
>traffic

move to a red state. Living in California is the equivalent of buying a brand new 2020 car. Pissing money away.

sell theta aka just buy debit or credit spreads

TRNX SUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>what is an iron condor

Yeah, if you're stupid.

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I made it bros.

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If you bought Boeing calls even early this morning, you'd be making bank right now. There's probably going to be a short opportunity too.

fuck guys I'm just trying to make back my losses, was up 10k during the dip and the come back ate it all

>they doubted the power of Canadian Tire

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>GD volume of 110k
How the fuck does a company with a market cap of 40 billion have a trade volume of 110k

>He doesnt insider trade on saturdays
NGMI

>$18 call on SQQQ
My friend bought a $20 call for like $400 a few weeks ago. Don’t feel too bad friend, SQQQ is a suckers game right now

Don't stop but be cautious. Milk that shit.

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Schizo market - always bet against on the cameras pointing on it. Everyone is expecting a crash, so it won't happen because the big players want your stonks.

OIL is up across the board
My god. We finally made it
Congrats boys. Feels good.

I some times wish the republican party would be like the democratic party, so some random deaths would start happening

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my BA calls turned green first time this week. Sorry I've doubted you boeingbros

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guys please give me the most degenerate, perverted pink wojaks you have.
i NEED them right now.

feels like there's no barriers between departments now

*AHEM*

All homosexuals are pedophiles who want to rape little boys.
All pedophiles should swing from lamp posts.

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This

who /vanguard/ here?

>T. Newfag
You have to go back

>TSLA
jesus christ elon what

gay is not okay

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Amazon is dumping today.

green

Sliding into SPSX all day.

First for blacks are subhuman.

TSLA saving the planet AND the market. What a heavy burden on Elon.

and neither are you

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Options are addicting and terrifying wtf

So right now the entire market is quite literally Boeing. When are we going to sell off and take profits so this market crashes through the earth?

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That's my realized gains, I cashed out just as it started plummeting.

I've never made this good of a call before. Bought general dynamics, 137 5/1 yesterday when it was at 131. Should I sell now? Theyre at 137.11. Not sure what the theta decay will look like over time, im up like 70% on it

Buy SPCE. The rich people are secretly going into space to stay away from pandemic.

>T.

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having the majority of price action occur when standard market participants can't participate needs to stop

when are you gonna transition bro?

should i sell my 1/5 240 puts? I'm getting fucked in the ass

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>its crabbing
get fucked mumus.

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Uhhhh hello? Have I reached based department?

i unironically made ~1,5k with spce in about 7 days
good times, sold it at the right moment

LCI to $60

is this jew ever going to shut up?

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When to buy more RTX?

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This low volume manipulation has to be some chink or poo conglomerate

Predictit and bet that Trump wins election. Easy way to double your money. Once it gets closer to the election I’ll put all my expendable money on it.

>im up like 70% on it
Sell you retard

I can't help but imagine when weebs exchange pics of anime girls doing cute things in various scenarios, it's like little girls playing with barbies
>haha look at this one! Isn't she so cute?!
>This one is a race car driver haha
>look at this one eating a burger!
>CUTE!
Makes sense that so many of them cut their dongs off.

I agree!

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I didn't mean to hold unto it. I meant keep on trading.

>bought uso at 5,22 thinking Trump tweets would keep me safe
I am laughing
This is so hilarious
This entire life up to this point I was failing to see the big picture up until now
It's the funniest joke tale ever operated by a metaphysical trickster whose sense of humor is beyond eternity
I finally see now
My sides are gone.

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>Look guys wojaks are epic!!!!! - T. newfag
Kill yourself

>he missed the dip

>oil down to $18
>oil stonks up 5%
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Someone catch the clowns running this market

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lmao based and true

thanks for nothing you stupid fucking whore

Man what the fuck happened after hours last night? This has gotta be a pump right?

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What are his odds right now?

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most stocks are up 7-10% how is this a "get fucked mumus." Moment?

I raise

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>JCP mooning

OH OH OH IM FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!

Pump or Dump EOD?

Took profits and doubled my money in a month in MRNA feels fucking good man.

saved and gonna repost

Anytime you disgusting r*dddit wojak posting newfaggot

I'm trying to practice options trading.
What's a good call/put to pop my cherry with?
I'm with Schwab btw.

Yo wtf is this? My app is totally glitched? It says I’ve lost $60 today but I haven’t....????
Every single stock I own is way up in percentages

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you too huh

>american troops guarding extraction fields that are making their home country bleed
HAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CAN YOU BELIEVE IT LMAO
CANT WAIT TO SEE WHATS GON HAPPEN NEXT ON THIS COMEDY GOLD SHOW

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get a call on SPXS that expires monday. Honestly that's probably the safest option you can get because you get in today and out monday instead of holding long term.

Good luck, user.

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What are some good stocks to grab for longs right now? I know it's a bit risky, but I bought some Carnival. What do you guys think of IMAX? What's on your radar?

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JCP

>repost

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Please help

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I sold my first call yesterday for SQQQ, but now I’m realizing I have to hold onto this shit until May 1. Trying to hedge by buying a put, but really trying to figure out the best play here. I’ve never thought this hard about trading. Next level shit man.

get AMD and Shell A

Robinhood is glitching for me too. It shows my portfolio at a lost when I make market buys and takes like 5-10 minutes to correct iself

i dont think it makes sense. we need our dongs, neo vaginas are ugly and bring only pain.
btw everything red end of today

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I already held 32 @ 62 which is atleast something right

Spxs or Gilead/mrna puts?

AMZN in a V recovery to resume its bull run.

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How are soijaks and related much differnt from pre school drawings?
>SEE ? THIS IS YOU!!!
>NOOOO THIS ISNT ME. IT'S YOOUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Investing
>147.80

You're unironically financially ruined.

I AM FINANCIALLY...

..


OK!
WALLA THE DOW WILL NEVER BE BELOW 24K AGAIN!!

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Underrated

Delete this.

Basically 50/50. Keep in mind the $850 limit per position, but you can put the max on "Does Trump win? Yes" then also max "Does Biden win? No" and there are other, less obvious things like the entire spread of what the EC vote margin will be, which even if you buy the entirety of Team Red, from 1 vote to 200+ margin, works out to about 50/50 again. Each is a chance to double your money.

Is this some sort of jewish trick? The company announced they had no idea why the stock has done that this week.

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They are the same people trading options, buying penny stocks, buying scratchoffs, buying dogecoins and paying 100% premium on silver

They really need to open schools back up

HAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CANT BELIEVE HOW FUCKING HILARIOUS ALL OF THIS IS
THIS IS TOO MUCH
IM TURNING BLUE IN THE FACE

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market buys are fucking terrible on robinhood. never do them.

TQQQ, TECL, LABU, GUSH - anyone else?

Boys bant and make fun of each other all the time like bros. It's a low level of fighting.

playing with dollies is safety and passivity.

Pump and dump most likely

uncanny to shitcoins, as if people from FUN were aware why their shitcoin is pumping

Lol. Just buy something for a stock that you watch often. Msft calls are making money but you might want to go with something that costs less. XLF is a financial sector etf thats what im buying

Someone triggered the bots.

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Prior to closing someone bought 7500 GILD 280c 4/17 contracts
After closing a literal Jew leaks that Remesdivir is working a cure has been found blah blah blah
Markets pump to 289 and those contracts are ITM

Ill quit while I am ahead today. Have a great weekend anons.

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AMD

AMD seems high to me, Shell A looks pretty good.

Am I delusional to think that we might test 300 SP and then dump to 240~ before 1/5?

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I

AM

FINANCIALLY

BETTER

OFF

TODAY

>GME put
bro... why would you buy 21 puts unless you're long? GME is trading sooo tight right now.... sheesh

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AMD might be risky, youre right
but shell A is a good call

I can't believe I missed out on the biggest buying opportunity of the past 20 years because I listened to bears