ETF boomer edition
>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com
>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners:
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>misc
stocktwits.com
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org
dividendchannel.com
fintel.io
squeezemetrics.com
google.com
Bears are out in force today.
WHY THE FUCK IS IT MOONING? THERE IS NO CARS ON THE STREETS.
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Fuckin' oil, man. -6%.
$18 per barrel is peak boomer.
this baby will make me rich in 2022
HAL is draining
Stock markets are 10% below ATH. Nobody cares right now about fundamentals. BACK TO NORMAL OK?!
The king of the Free State of Bavaria (home of BMW) said screw you to the rest of Germany. He won't relax the lockdown until the 3rd of May, and they might revise it.
SAY IT WITH ME, EVERYTHING BACK NORMAL? MMMKAY? VIRUS IS HOAX? MMKAY?
TRNX is free moneys
priced in
Thoughts on putting some money into At and T ahead of earnings boomer style?
we're correcting down now
HARD
Who cares? Nobody...basically nobody. Have you seen the HUGE success of GLD? Sick study. Sick control group! But hey BACK TO NORMAL. Luckily i went long and anticipated that the market ist 110% retarded.
Jerome has killed the entire bond market. This shit won't recover for decades
Don't hold a position for more than 2 days and you people will be fine.
I was a bobo once too, but 3%+ isn't correcting down sir.
Shut up fatty
tremendous success i tell you, i haven't seen something like this in my entire life. the CEO of GLD is a good friend of mine, a tremendous man, a great guy. He makes great deals, and I believe that the market will recover big league thanks to them. God bless America.
Bad news.... stocks go up.
Good new.... stocks go up.
How long is this sustainable? Does not make any sense.
Looks green to me
Great advice. Kill yourself
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RIDE IT
Long GILD at 89 then sell at 98
Short the dow at an equal notional value to the GILD long
Those are the plays for the day. Good luck
Stay poor.
Stocks took a big shit, and people want them to go back up. It’s not science. People are heading back to work and we are betting on America
I'm so glad I don't live in the US right now. You burgers are in a world of hurt once everything settles down.
SELL SELL SELL
>AMC filling for bankrupsy
>15% up this week
>Disney closed all park no visitors for a month
>5% up this month
nice free market you got there
Stay fat and angry.
That does mean shit when the world economy is completely fucked. What happens when people are ready to go back to work and.....they don’t get te-hired.
why
where do you live that is better than America lol
WORKS FOR ME YOU GODDAMN COMMUNIST
>these fucking oil prices
Ahh yes, the classic art of the deal
Gild deserves to burn
I like, i like.
Still 10-15% room to growth, if NOT MORE! This is the real bull run now.
And here i am. BUYING BUYING BUYING
I’m so glad I don’t live in whatever stupid place you live in. Sounds gay
Stop projecting. Here have an annie may.
Surge of clueless people entering the market.
if people want to buy these stocks they will do it and the stock price will rise. it doesnt matter if you think that its not justified.
The real question is do I sell today's pump or hold and wait for monday's pump?
Disney has infinity reserves and I guarantee they are "too big to fail".
Is this retarded? Yes.
But welcome to the corporate welfare state.
AMC chapter 11.
Disney owns a ridiculous amount of shit and is seeing huge revenue streams from Disney plus right now.
Do research.
what are stocks that will perform no matter if covid fucked everything up? im thinking about Deutsche Börse.
>fucking trading revenue because everyones going apeshit, these niggas profit anyway
>many analysts still say buy
POST UR STOCKPITCH IDEAS
>Chapter 11 Bankruptcy is actually on the table
unironically and without joking. Bullish I say.
Better question is, are you wiling to gamble your gains with 2 days worth of uncertainty.
>fed buying everything they can get their hands on
>I'm the communist
Invest in ink stocks, the demand is enormous right now.
I’m literally all in on United and there is nothing you can do about it.
My emergency fund is a glock with one bullet ;)
>inverted cunny
Its ogre
No we won’t
Disney's biggest revenue is their parks, Disney plus is nothing.
I don't think anyone will remember will when, or if, you get returns in Q4 2021
>TQQQ up 7% pre-market
Who else /betterthantheydeserve/ here?
Bros stop the banter I got a blessed stack will you help me please? No memes I am in a legit pickle.
how safe do you think it is to assume all the normies will see today's stock headlines and pour their savings into the market on monday?
trnx
Brah it's $84 pre market now. Why would it go up?
>today's stock headlines
How about the headlines for the weekend?
When do I sell my SPXL for JNUG
>Disney owns a ridiculous amount of shit and is seeing huge revenue streams from Disney plus right now.
No they aren't. They now get to experience firsthand Netflix's "fuck we make no revenue doing this shit" paradigm.
They could change that if they bought an ISP. Holy shit. That feels like something they would do
NTDOY
blessed
mine is a glock with 3 bullets, because my HP is very high
>sell at 200 bux profit or greedily hold hoping for bad news over weekend to skyrocket the stock
What the fuck do I do guys?
Always take profit. You will never regret having more $ in your bank account.
Why would anyone shoot themselves in the dick 3 times?
but like at this point how bad of news would it take for the market to actually crash again
i want to fuck aqua and short trannyx
No one ever lost money taking profit but what if it skyrockets? I'll hate myself.
>short trannyx
pls dont
Bought most of the silicon valley yesterday hoping the hype would go on. But it‘s all just crabbing instead and I‘m wondering if I should take the paltry bucks I made and go back to cash and wait for the proper crash again.
You don't even need news. That's the whole point, it could go either way, now it's up to you if you're willing to take the risk or you'll take your gain and re-enter by monday.
rip
Holy shit everything is going up.
I believe this shit when BULL INDEXES GO BACK TO JANUARY LEVELS (10x coming.)
What did you buy
Just LARP along with everyone else. Economy has no impact on stocks as long as nobody goes bankrupt(which governments will prevent right now).
No need to worry. The economy is in great shape and will stay that forever, nothing can stop it. LONG and HODL like everyone learned from crypto.
Sell today and buy a cheap call for next week.
Anyone got some thoughts on DHL ? I mean people will buy more stuff on the internet so there has to be someone to deliver it, and they also pay a very high dividend.
post your portfolio
Just sell half, and hold the rest.
>wait for the proper crash again.
I refuse to believe anyone here is stupid enough to post meme phrases about crashes. You had a chance to buy low but you didnt. You wont next time either.
it is mooning right now and you're late to the party. probably not too late
msft 183 and tesla 786 premarket
absolute insanity
>MSFT
a textbook example of a monopoly. can't fail.
>TSLA
i have no idea what is going on there.
I meant long term.
Everything is going to dump at open right?
looking at historical data. almost everything goes up long term. as long as you're not investing in a fad or a scam.
Why all the hate for ETFs on here?
it will probably crab from the extremely high volume that's going to happen.. but something spectacular in the last 30 mins or so definitely
Anything can happen at this point
We could easily see SPY at 300 on monday