/smg/ - Stock Market General

Eurobeat all night edition

>Brokers:
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>Pump and dump advertising
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/armpit-sex

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
google.com

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Cute OP :3

>Real growth

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If this pump lasts through the night, I'm going short at open.

ALL IN QQQ OR NO???

1rst for we gonna be alright

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I love anime!

how do I get over my moral qualms and buy private prison stocks

>investing
>morals

pick one

>in the red all day long
>depressed and go to sleep
>wake up and up 6% after hours
I'm going to bed more often

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The growth prophecy has been fulfilled

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i don't like cute.... but I won't judge taste... It takes so much time to explain anything. I think pregnant woman need support. abortion is not an option in many of these situations. We have to look at our selves. we came out of our momma... those who were adopted fortunately and held a life. encouragement is options too.

>feeling the need to project intellect on a fucking anime forum

yikes

High IQ

for me, i buy ETFs based on how closey they sound to the word NIGGER:
JNUG
NRGU
BLOK
then i sit back like a plantation owner and watch my niggers work the cotton fields

EDIT: will buy prison stocks next!

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Why is isolating criminals immoral?

what do we do for the momma's that cried and had no confidence in themself... to put their child up for adoption...

same

my tesla puts will be fine, i have until June

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is baggie becoming a doomer? did he take the mannarinopill?

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dont!!!
now u can never sleep
you are once again in the based timeline

who knows where you will wake next?

I think baggie's tripping on LSD tonight

Is my USO call gun go up tmmrw?

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we traced tons of shit... ok so what do we need? this is actually a forced shut down.

This is a top-tier post. We need to create a hedge fund that profits off of the suffering and death of black people. Please recommend stock picks.

>Private Prisons
>Ghetto Rental REITs
>Firearms Stocks
>???

>ADAM FEUERSTEIN
>FEUERSTEIN
not again

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Ok so what if the report is false? All the dumbass retail investors already pumped it up to a 3% futures and it hasn't gone down since.

>tfw I've been trading crypto for years losing money or getting lucky once in awhile
>tfw a couple of years ago I decide to click on /smg/ and read
>tfw you retards convinced me to trade on robinhood
>tfw years later I was able to sell before the Coronacrash of 2020 because of people on Yas Forums saying the end times were near
>tfw I bought the bottom
>tfw I made so much fucking money in such of short amount of time

fuck crypto why did I ever invest in that faggot ass shit, this is so much better.

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based

Don't insult the man. He showed me his MENSA card when he took the urinal right next to me.

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No user. TSLA will be $1800 by June. It’s too late get out

It's not us setting the prices, we're just along for the ride, and at a severe disadvantage.

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>ghetto rental REITs

fucking kek

did we miss the dip?

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This is the only warning I'm giving: Close any shorts on oil.
Note that this isn't an endorsement to buy it, you'd be stupid to do so since demand won't recover anytime soon. Just that you're going to get burned soon if you have shorts, especially if you're leveraged.

pull yourself together you soft cunt

stocks are great :D

you have moral qualms about feeling safe at home? private prisons do a public service, they keep bad people away from you.

how much higher could reddit possibly pump TSLA? there's no way that shit goes over 1k right?

I finally dump most of my crypto after March crash. Made far more buying stocks. They might be “more volatile“
Which is bullshit because they aren’t moving for shit past month.

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no... i'm so fucking mad... i've been silenced by blizzard.. i was playing that riders of the storm shit i liked playing anduin and uhh that cunt... white-broad.... my favorite was always brightwings... they banned me... i just uhh say nigger and use key words that cause trigger....
but i play all healers.
they ban me they lose community and niggers just never learn to take it like a breeze
i heard people allow people to get beat up
for that.but that's still community, too much power than you know.

This should be in the portfolio for legacy.

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BUY ILYA
BUY CUNY
BUY CNNY

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What would you change? nugz is just there for funsies

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Sell absolutely all of it, holy fucking shit lmao.

This, the market has decided that the century belongs to Netflix already, and all we can do is say ok.

Not an etf but check out NOG

MISSION 3500 S&P STARTS TOMORROW MORNING STRAP IN FAGGOTS

if everyone believes everyone elses confidence then that makes it real and it pumps no matter what

Get back to work and die for the economy.

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Oh yeah user it's definitely just the reptilians fattening up the cattle like Hansel and Gretel to the slaughterhouse.

The issue is that the world has to end, this is delaying the inevitable. Worse, if it truly doesn't end the consequences will destroy this country worse than a crash would.

The death of millions has begun.

Things look like they are dropping now. But it is too late and they already forced me to close a few positions, fuck them all.

They are schmucks if it is serious bull attitude, that is exactly the problem. But with enough schmucks it can turn real if they decide to just forever ignore actual economic theory again and just do whatever they want.

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You can’t bully me

...

congrats bro. what did you buy at the bottom? i wish i could go back 3 weeks and pick up more TSLA . i only bought 1 share for meme value

What’s this we shit nigga?

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Oh fuck
is that why the coffee bros are so powerful? They've just never gone to bed???

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Yeah thats what I'm saying. The fact is that there isn't going to be a dump on futures or a dump tomorrow simply because the report is false. Its veracity at this point doesn't matter one bit.

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Imagine not investing in RTX cheapies during the mother of all dips just before total war breaks out with Chyna. Just imagine that for a moment.

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Am I fucked?

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whats the date of this? is this from today?

>"early data"
>literally one statistic, and it's unimpressive patient outcomes
>"""data""" comes from an off-the-cuff video discussion that we don't even have access to
>statnews has a history of being in Gilead's pocket

This is beyond retarded. They're playing armchair investors like fucking violins.

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Is oil the only potential multibagger left?

Liquidate RDS.B and go all in on NET. Trust me, faggot.

I need a target price for Ilya sweat

Need to add NKE, TAP, and PM

How does BA at 300 for July sound?

WHAT THE FUCK????????? +900???

sorry fellow bobo, fraud is priced in but good news is not

awful.

Yeah I'm doing a combo and selling my put and buy a 330 call fuck this shit, I'm riding it up until I get two days of 3%+ crashes. There is no reason to fight it.

How 'bout BA at 0 for tomorrow, how'd you like that huh, little shit?

I don't play your mumu-bobo games, senpai. I'm just calling bullshit when I see it.

Same lad, fuck grybdo. I thought stonks were for boomers and only moved like 10% a year. Then I discovered leveraged ETFs and options. *BOOM*

We're owed a really big and fast crash after this nonsense. It's just unacceptable. No, we cannot go 10 years with a bull market, and then hit 25% unemployment, and then just chop 20% off of the top of this terribly inflated mess and call it a day with a 'recovery' back to normal. No.

We need the full - 50%, - 60% crash. That's what we got in 2008 and I don't expect any less now. It has to be quick because bears have suffered too much through this irrationality and deserve a quick crash.

>muh RTX shilling
its peaked, and tomahawks are trash, selling now is the only smart move

Unironically true.

pick some good stocks and your bags will come
oil is the past
stocks are the future

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$185

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I wish I could bros

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