/smg/ stock market general

baggie's new truck edition

>Brokers:
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>Pump and dump advertising
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
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khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/armpit-sex

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
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>Screeners:
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etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
askjeeves.com

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that's not my new truck.

BUY FUCKING SOXL, SPXL, TQQQ, FNGU, TECL right fucking now

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who’s buying May 15th RTX calls tomorrow?

So is oil going up because some judge axed that big oil pipeline project ?

T R N X
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Navy may have just found out 60% of young healthy people who test positive are asymptomatic. WE SUPER SPREADER NOW

Formerly baggies truck edition

>FNGU
Nah, not giving chinks money

what I want to know is; how the fuck are futures UP despite unemployment going up by millions more? Do they really think the raw power of CAPITALISM when the reopen the economy is just going to miraculously get rid of the virus? Are we just sacrificing more lambs to the Jewish Elder-Gods?

> oil going up, at .5% for hours

All my longs went down or crabbed yesterday and I lost 1.6%

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based but buy the other ones whichever you ethically align with the most

The bigger they are................

Honestly speaking what can possibly drop the market in terms of news? I'm speaking as a bear but thinking about it, barring 'no cure found' there is nothing outside a spate of bankruptcies that can drop the market. Its a clown market.

I'm rolling out my put to a call and I'm just going to buy calls.

Regeneron is fucking nuts
I wish I would've committed more than one share at 380, but I'm glad I went inn hard at 430

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this is what you get for being a weeb retard

Shares of Taronis Technologies Inc. TRNX, +109.09% more than doubled on massive trading volume Thursday, after the fuel generation and water decontamination company said it decided not to pursue a reverse stock split. The stock soared 124% in afternoon trading, but was still trading at just 25 cents. Trading in the stock exploded to 383 million shares, making the stock the most actively traded on major U.S. exchanges, and well above the full-day average of 23.0 million shares. Companies will often pursue reverse stocks splits, combining a specified number of shares into one share, to boost the stock price to meet the minimum listing requirement of a $1 stock price. But announcing a reverse split often leads to more selling, as it highlights the company's financial troubles, like what happened to Cheseapeake Energy Corp.'s stock CHK, -5.00% on Wednesday. "e have cleared all material indebtedness. We plan to retire the entire $3.5 million existing convertible preferred equity in the immediate future, and we expect to have little to no vendor and service provider liabilities going forward," said Chief Executive Scott Mahoney. "We have significant cash on hand at this time, and we intend to make this last for the foreseeable future." The company said it has been solicited for "a variety of potential strategic alternatives," and will entertain all options to maximize shareholder value. The stock has lost 91% over the past year, while the S&P 500 SPX, +0.58% has slipped 4.1%.

Stonks only go up haha

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bullish

Reminder to help the economy to COOF on a boomer
>they are no longer working, drain on social resources, no longer contribute tax revenue, free up their assets

Baggies actual truck.

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Stop thinking like that and think like a greedy boomer. The money is in Trumpbux they want you to put them in. Still the low number of stocks that get pumped extra high are making this appear to go up a lot more than what it would be if stocks like TSLA and MSFT behaved normally.

Holding 1100 each in HLX and JCP. And 60 each in AMRN and CCL. How rich will i be in a month?

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SOXL is safe for me, I think

Baggie is the people's trip fag!

No seriously, who is this ogre?

>JCP

Why do you and half the autists on here keep shilling that trash? at this rate /smg/ will own the company next month

Get fucked retards

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What is the best way to short earnings reports? Should I just buy a short term put the day before or is it better to get a longer put earlier? I have reasons to believe Facebook is going to do worse than people think (independent of the coronavirus situation) and want to make some money with it.

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holy shit

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WHY THE FUCK ARE FUTURES UP 3%!!!!!!!!!

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>stonks
>le brrr maymay

>autists
You absolutely have to go back

Shhhhh don't tell them. This is definitely a real and natural growth of the market and they should definitely keep buying.

Are you OK, redd!t?

Thanks to the bank Chad who recommended C this morning. I'm up a cool 6% may take a profit tomorrow, enough to pay my expenses for the month

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Might just buy some shares and sit on them for the rest of the year.

There are reports that a drug from Gilead that already has a proven safety rating, which was originally targeted at Ebola though it was ineffective, is extremely effective against COVID-19.
As in, dropping death rates among ICU patients from 60-70% down to 10-15% and recovery rates from 6-8 weeks to a few days effective.

Odds of them making it to $1?

>people die in poor countries
Ok?

that's the idea yeah
when bezos comes he can grovel before us and beg for the majority share

I shorted apple. that's why.

literal wheres and whos
>nobody cares

Microsofts ATHs are 188 and they are now at 177. The meme has gone a bit to far.

>he post a meme! I'll tell him to go back to reddiot!
>haha see? I'm one of you guys!

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Most dangerous thing I'm looking out for is REITs receiving the margin call of doom. Domestically there isn't much in near term. If, after the staggered reopening, there is a meaningful spike in covid cases sufficient to make government panic re-shutter, that'll drop it. However, balance of news feels to me like it's tipping over towards majority positive as stuff will start to enter the recovery process and the worst of it will seem to be over. Bad earnings from this quarter may be overlooked as a one time thing.

There will continue to be plenty of volatility though. Multi-percent drops on index are not over.

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Dumb people?

Oh, so my 285p are gonna be okay, awesome.

hey... those are our south american frens.... stop being dickheads for 12 minutes. look at your self and please stop being such a selfish piece of shit for once in your life.

What I don't get about this thing with Gilead is literally 2 days ago the Chinese put the brakes on their joint study/trial with patients because it was seen as too dangerous or something. Now it comes out as being extremely effective?

Futures aren't seeing this.

>tfw went all in on BA, RTX, and JCP

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Fuck off

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Kill yourself, faggot. Has your chronic lung disease worsened? I bet you don’t even exercise, you’re done for lmao.

>AMZN at ATH
>AMD nearly ATH
Everything is fine.

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So what's the thinking there? What did they die from? Is the idea that many of those were corona deaths but not diagnosed as such?

yeah but there's been a dozen of these "miracle" drugs to pop up in the last month and all of them have fallen flat on their face for one reason or another. Is there any actual real reason why this is different? If its going to cost someone an arm and a leg to get it, they just wont bother.

Futures mean literally nothing and you would know that if you’ve been trading for more than 3 months.

I don’t care about spics
>tripfag
Oh, didn’t see. Filtered.

HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
DONALD TRUMP POSITIVE CORONAVIRUS
>DONALD TRUMP POSITIVE CORONAVIRUS
cnn.com/us/live-news/breaking-coronavirus-donald-trump-positive-test/

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user...

bobo bruhs.......

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Not bad bro

Stocks only go up you dumb fucking bear
You’re trying to fight the Fed? Enjoy your losses.

Think of it this way. Where else could you put your assets?
Real estate is tanking right now and it will likely get worse for the forseeable future.
Bonds have been utterly annihilated by Jerome (junk bond buyback + prolonged low interest rate)
Small business investment is imploding.
Bitcoin is too volatile and boomertarians will literally never be right about gold.
Where ELSE do you put your money except holding it in cash? And if you hold it in cash where will you eventually be able to put it?

i'm pretty sure i survived this shit, and no, you're not getting my blood. AB+ bitch. learn some things are just uhh great, but I'm missing Hannity. so kindly please not let your heart be troubled.

Merket jumped after hours because one company MAY have something. Will that MAYBE cure/treatment whatever be in hospitals across the nation? Will restaurants and bars and entertainment venues re-open and go on like nothing happened? Are new cases and deaths gonna drop off for good? Fuck. To. The No. Business as usual, act like this uptick didn't even happen.

Best case scenario? It climbs a little, maybe hits 290 by days end.
Worst case? This big gain goes away just as quickly as it arrived and people panic sell driving it further downwards.
Most likely? its gonna bounce around what its at currently and end the day maaaaaaybe a doller or so off what it is now. Up or down I can't say.

Monday though...Monday is gonna be bloody.

based Minnesota friendliness

yeah thousands were dying from corona the "confirmed" number is small because they dont have testing. people are literally dying in the streets there. corrupt politicians and hospitals, shit there is a mess

(you)

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OH NO NO NO BULLBROS
YOU GOT TOO COCKY

>not found
don't give me hope like that, user. I really want Trump, Biden and all boomer leaders to drop dead from this.

Why are bulltards so mean? Are they insecure about their inflated stocks?

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>Real estate is tanking right now

Nope

It's hard to argue with an unemotional candle 4% high. If Ackman want to pump it he will without giving you a reason.

JCPCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP!

4CHANNELERS WILL BUYOUT JCP AND TURN IT INTO A PERSONAL COUNTRY CLUB

RTX is good because war with China is on the horizon

the harder they pop...

Future are up 3% tard

How do you guys decide an exit strategy on a stock? Something simple, like exit after 10% gain?

lmao wtf

*HENTAI PUBLISHER

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Now observe as some dubious data from China sends it to limit up because that's all the algorithms know to do.

Futures are projected for June 20th

You are jealous of old men

Bump...cmon bros I’ll share my reasoning if you want it

100 shares grants you entry and a mannequin wife

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Well now that they've called off the R/S it's either hit 1.00 or sell the company to remain on the exchange.

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I wait until greed evaporates my gains then I beat my wife

at 8pm when aftermarket closes google just the price at the 4pm market close, it didn't actually drop

>2017 tacoma trd off road

calls have been printing but are getting expensive. who tf knows anymore. too cautious to buy calls or puts at this point. strangles for today and reassessing direction tomorrow

Oh yeah user it's definitely just the reptilians fattening up the cattle like Hansel and Gretel to the slaughterhouse.

The issue is that the world has to end, this is delaying the inevitable. Worse, if it truly doesn't end the consequences will destroy this country worse than a crash would.

The death of millions has begun.

Things look like they are dropping now. But it is too late and they already forced me to close a few positions, fuck them all.

They are schmucks if it is serious bull attitude, that is exactly the problem. But with enough schmucks it can turn real if they decide to just forever ignore actual economic theory again and just do whatever they want.

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i hope you live a long life, and when you're 90 years old... some big black woman that weighs 400 pounds is the only person that checks in on you for a few days.... I also hope you witness everybody you care about die before you do. It sucks, but fuck you!

yes, SYY is buyable

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the question is what do we do with it once we've acquired it?
i vote, and just give it some time to germinate....

INDOOR JUNKYARD

think about it...

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fire up the ovens

ALL ABOARD THE GAIN TRAIN! CHOO CHOO!

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Never sell a good stock.

we could also turn it into JC Pennystocks and sell physical pieces of paper that are vouchers for various biopharma stocks

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