Laid off on Monday

>Laid off on Monday
>Applied for unemployment
>Can't log into the system because this is Florida and the unemployment website is older than the internet
>Find out people who filed a month ago still aren't getting their money
>Florida is the only state that has this problem

I want my neetbux NOW!!!!!

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>living in Florida

YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

>>Florida

lmao. Your previous governor purposely made that whole system as shit as possible

>Florida
>not being retired
Do you even understand why we have different states?

Why do you think you get free sunshine without putting in a lifetime of work?

I know. I filed for unemployment 4 years ago too, and got a new job before my first unemployment check came in.

when i lost my job two years ago I looked into unemployment but didn't bother filing after reading all the horror stories

basically they overpay and then sick collectors on you... you try to call them and its some shaniqua that puts you on hold for 5 hours and then just hangs up on you. Then your credit is ruined. Not worth 300 a week lmfao

Trying to go to Texas, Wyoming or Tennessee now. I want to go somewhere else but I refuse to pay state income tax.

meanwhile all the liberal states have fully functional unemployment benefit sites that work like a dream. hurr durr fuck dem libs tho, rite?

Because they tax people out the ass. Go back.

gee it's almost like you get what you pay for

>Pay $15,000 more in taxes every year than the noncucked states
>Pay more for everything else than the noncucked states
>Get a maximum of $22,000 back ($875x25 weeks) in a very special case scenario
>Don't forget to pay taxes on the money we gave back to you, goy

I'm pissed that the unemployment system isn't paying me, but I'm still better off than if I lived in one of the liberal shitholes.

another florida fag nice. Theres another site btw thats supposed to be faster.

source?

His ass

its possible i dont put it past the state. im not sure why i care about my credit though

You dont have a state department of labor. Lobby your representatives you fucking faggot.

user you forgot
>Get paid better because you're not living in a flyover

stimulus check - unemployment - CVG
halp

>california
i got on unemployment a few days shy of a year ago. my unemployment year/claim is about to end. i exhuasted all my state benefits about 6months ago.
can i get an unemployment extension and collect the $600 federal benefits for the next 13 weeks?
>i assumed i was within the timeframe window to"re-open a claim" but the website is hinting that i will be ineligible if i have not received a payment within the last 24days,

>banned from making new thread

I'm 8n Ohio and I still haven't got shit. It's been over a month

>bump in salary goes to 4 million dollar cuckshed or 6k/month rental
How does it feel knowing you can comfortably raise 4 kids in a decent sized house in a medium sized midwestern town making 50k per year?

>Midwest
gee whiz, that sounds heavenly...

How is getting a job so conpetitive when there are many people like you sitting on the sidelines not even trying to get a job

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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>florida unemployment
I applied 6 weeks ago
still no reply, youre fucked

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>Trying to go to Texas, Wyoming or Tennessee now. I want to go somewhere else but I refuse to pay state income tax.
then why complain about no unemployment gibs?

you must be fun at parties

why would they send collectors and why would that ruin your credit? What kinda bullshit is that

>Employer puts us on standby
>Unemployment office approves
>Submit my weekly claim
>Disqualified claims
>No reason why
>No letters
>Can't reach any one on the phone
>Its been 5 business days and no email response.

>How is getting a job so conpetitive when there are many people like you sitting on the sidelines not even trying to get a job
becuase there are more people than jobs

if it takes 2 farmers to do the work of 100farmers a year ago. then how come we arent all working 16-20hours a week on the weekend for someone else and the rest of out week fixing up our 3k honda civics, tending to our victory gardens, socializing on out ubuntu phones over non-billclinton $7/mo phone/internetbills and not watching tiger king

\"h id work twice as much as everyone else and hve twice as much money!"

100 farmers 100 years ago*

You sound like the one dimensional retarded strawman bad guy in an Ayn Rand novel.