you guys seriously aren't buying AH right? edition
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market24hclock.com
fintel.io
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>NEW GUIDELINES ARE IN EFFECT NOW
ITS OVER.
We now know the stock market doesn't actually give a shit about the economy, will it ever drop again?
The Monday dump will be biblical. You’re bagholding for the institutions, lmao.
>tfw loaded up on the bottom and told you retarded r*dditors this was a nothingburger
Short term bull
Mid term bear
Long term bull
This is the fakest and gayest rally of the fake and gay rallys so far
>States can open tomorrow
>May guidelines replaced by new ones
ITS OVER.
Guys, realise that the second cases tick up again the phase resets, and we go back to the lockdown, states need a downward 14 day trend to continue the reopening. Incredibly bullish
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>R-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
FUCK BEARS
How hard am I going to moon tomorrow (from 2 days ago btw)
we're getting a next level pump tomorrow
WHO /BVLLGANG/ HERE
in all seriousness, how the fuck do you niggers manage risk? because it sounds like your answer is going to be "i don't".
>All these people thinking this is a real pump
This shit in unpredictable, news conference talks about steps to re open states but NY and NJ will stay locked down atleast 4 more weeks.
Lol Montana South dakota and Wyoming can reopen. NE and midwest still locked down until mid may.
Cola cures corona. Buy KO
STATES CAN REOPEN TOMORROW
GG BEARS
WE BVLL MARKET NAO
the most hated bull market in the history of the market continues on. it was inevitable.
a lot of people here mistake gambling for investing
Define "managing risk" you fucking poodle.
Why would they dump on Monday?
SQQQDERS REPORT IN
I'M HOLDING STRONG $28 AVERAGE
THE BULLS ARE LOOSE
THE BULLS ARE LOOSE
THE BULLS ARE LOOSE
long term calls
>mid may
It's June.
Cope
The bullmarket died a couple weeks ago user. We are in a new bullmarket. It started over dumbass
>GG BEARS
>He thinks states opening early is bullish
lmao
>250 billion more stimulus
>lockdowns end tomorrow
>vaccine found
greatest bull rally in world history has begun
I'm torn, yeah I wanna make a shit load of profit once things reopen, but I like sitting on my ass at home while getting paid by my company due to the situation a hell of a lot to.
>record loss in earnings
>millions unemployed and many straight up fired
>small businesses closing
>small business association out of money
etc.
just because the economy reopens doesn't mean we've time traveled back to January. Recovery is going to come in stages.
fake pump until it isnt anymore
3x leverage S&P500 etf here we go
>Grandpa, why didn't you buy during the Big Dip? Don't you like money?
I bet you think the market dumped because of Coronavirus, lmao.
I BOUGHT BMO AT $74 AAAAAAAAA
COUNTRY IS OPEN AGAIN
HOPE YOU GOT IN WHILE IT LASTED, BABY HERE WE GO
Because he's a retarded bear
>>vaccine
God you people are retards
LOL
It's gonna go higher for the rest of year
Look at these retards in here that don't understand how these new guidelines and gating works.
He straight up defended those retards in michigan. How are we supposed to work together if trump is telling these people what theyre doing is ok if whitmer says otherwise? We are in the top 5 ffs
Imagine the day by day gains as NY goes down
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Who the fuck cares? The market is up huge and I'm rich as fuck now. I've been trading for a whole month and have no clue what I'm doing but I've made sick gains.
3/10 bait kek
Russell futures limit up.
bought a tesla put yesterday,. i was gonna sell at open market for 25% proftit then long it .
>mfw overslept 30mins
>mfw sold at 50% loss
>mfw tesla is now poompink
>mfw i would have made %500 profit bc right after i would have sold my put i was gonna long it w a call
>mfw i overslept bc i was dreamin a cooomer dream and didnt wanna wake up
>mfw gotta wait till may 13 to daytrade again
>im never coomin again
>I've been trading for a whole month and have no clue what I'm doing but I've made sick gains.
based
nice.
>only up 8 percent AH
hmm disappointing.
>>vaccine found
Explain.
>Futures up 3%
BOBO more like NONO, HAHAHAHA
Is this return to normal, or "return to normal"?
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you could've bought pepsi at $100/share at the bottom, now it's trading at $135.
The bottom is in lads. Get in before the sales over.
People are sitting on hoards of cash, just squeezing their cheeks and anxiously waiting for the pump.
>tfw went out to exercise and returned to find that both BA and RTX are mooning after hours
What the fuck did I miss? Are we going to war? Watching the press conference now.
Wow, cool ID bro, One cap at the beginning and no numbers
Judging by the euphoria in this thread and the huge gap up, take a wild guess.
literally no one knows what is happening
They could have opened yesterday or a week ago if they wanted. There was no federal order. They locked down because they wanted to.
The same haters will hate this one too. And the next and the next ad infinitum until they're dead only to be replaced with fresh new beartards
Yeah.
you have to go back
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WE LOVE YOU
WE PRAISE YOU
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FOMO FOMO FOMO PUSH THE STOCKS AS HIGH AS POSSIBLE SINCE EVERYONE IS SCARED OF MISSING OUT ON THESE GREAT DEALS ON STOCKS. LETS BUY MORE AND MORE.
already upand extra 3% after hours. Im taking a nap before I develop an ego complex
Priced in
What are you bears thinking and were you dropped on your head as a child? What logical reason do you have for still being short?
Omg omg omg omg
I'm making so much fucking money
Why didn't you listen?
Yes. Will there be a large-scale recovery? Yes. But the economic damage has snowballed separate from corona in the form of permanent unemployment and large scale business bankruptcies.
It'll be a slow crawl back up to where we were at. The idea of a v-shaped recovery implies time travel was invented.
The trading algorithms have no fucking idea what to do.
LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPY
THANK YOU BASED GOD
It's the match that will light the fuse that will ignite the return to normal phase 1
they think they're more rational and intelligent than everyone else
so is the virus confirmed cancelled now?
BMO HAS PAID DIVIDENDS FOR 203 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW
WHY ARE THEY DOWN FUCKING 10% IN THE LAST WEEK YOU DUMB FUCKS AAAAAAAA
THEY PAID DIVVIES DURING WW1
THEY PAID DIVVIES DURING THE GREAT DEPRESSION
THEY PAID DIVVIES DURING WW2
THEY PAID DIVVIES IN 2008 AND 2009
WHY ARE YOU DROPPING STOP IT AAAAAA
Faucci is a bear
>He straight up defended those retards in michigan
Dilate, you marxist faggot. It's too early to end the lockdown, but I can see where they're coming from.
Yea it's over.
TRNX - I bought 16,400 shares of this @ 0.225 today. Why? No nasty R/S, exploring alternatives to max shareholder value (Company sale), cash on hand till end of 2020. This came out today by the CEO. So they've got two choices to remain on the stock exchange, get the price to 1.00 or sell the company. Either way I'll get my fat green bag. I sold my ONTX, took a 2,600 loss.
>>SOXL only up 8 percent AH
>hmm disappointing.
Yeah, what a shitshow. 3x pffft, should be 6x for real gains
FUCKING BUY IT ALL GODDAMN IT KAREN I'VE TOLD YOU NOT TO QUESTION ME. IT'S FREE FUCKING MONEY
we are now at pre-corona prices
all time high in may, followed by the same crash in june when numbers increase exponentially
wsb on suicide watch
smart money goes bearish on retard exuberance
>b-b-b-b-b-ut second wave
>muh record high death rate!!!!
>da unemployment numbahs!!!!
WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK.
BIG CAP STOCKS ARE SWALLOWING YOUR FAGGOT MOM AND POP REDDIT SHOPS
STOCK MARKET GAIN$ BABY WOO WOOO
THE BULL TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION HAHA
I hope my fucking state opens up so I can go get drunk do blow and play pool
BULL BROS, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO!?!?
Because the financial situation in cucknada is about 100x worse than you can possibly imagine and that proper testing still has to start to this day.
>JCP mooning
I'm fucking cooming.
bvll chad vs virgin bear
never felt so relevant
+ 5% after hours
HAHAHA WTF IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I specifically mean after hours movement. Could be anything at open. Don't count chickens until they hatch and all.
I don't qualify for the Trudollars CERB bullshit because I'm a student reeeee
Nevermind. You posted a soijak.
I have no idea what to do tomorrow. This market is fucking insane.
Should I just hold cash?
God's punished you for cooming my friend.
Ever since I've started trading, I've not touched myself for fear of his wrath.
This
>t. Canadian
All in with your life savings, buy and hold.
Yes
Fuck yeah LCIfaggot!
I have 1800 sitting in cash rn what should I buy?
BREAKING: U.S. DEATHS PASS 33,000
BUY BUY BUY
they said it was going down during the crash and it did, so they got cocky and increased their risk and when it started going up they thought they were gods and that it would absolutely go back down again... and it just kept going up. a common saying in the business is that the worst thing that can happen to a new trader is to win, especially a couple of wins. watch this video it explains everything on a basic level: youtube.com
travel back in time and all in, you are too late now
>JC Pennystock up 8%
this fucking market god damn
you all realize the multi phase plan tied to consistent decreases offers a bunch of new events where a state being suddenly 'reset' to the beginning of their phase will cause a drop right
p much anything will happen except for 'greatest bull run in history'
no, you invest that shit tomorrow at open
buy mcdonalds
at&t
reit
acn
xom
it's all going up tomorrow
im unironically shorting cdn banks
Keep buying nigga. It's going to keep rising you can't loose. It's raining gold out here
Blow it all on options like a fucking man.
BULLISH
I'll sum it up
>m-muh market fundamentals
>you c-can't keep going up when 25% of the work force is unemployed
hindsight is 20/20, asshole.
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Anyone else getting 2016 crypto vibes in here