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SOLD MY FUCKING CALLS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I JUST CHECKED MY CHARTS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
What a ride it has been today
did you faggots not know trump was going to do a big pump today? He's been hyping it for two days.
told you guys today was gonna be green,
Tomorrow is red,
Monday is black.
Screencap this.
Get crabbed
TSLA CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
FUCK
>Nuka cola -edition
>no nuka cola
>SPY 290
What is behind this pump when it I only retail investors? Am considering selling now as this market has become heavily manipulated and may as well hop out on a fake pump.
>AFTER HOURS
LITERALLY UP $3k AFTER BELL
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Trump told the governors this afternoon he'd like to convince the Federal Reserve to go for "negative interest rates." "I love those negative interest rate deals, but so far we haven't been able to convince the Federal Reserve about that."
I need to get back to Yas Forums.
Yas Forums never seems to understand what's going on until it's already priced in.
>futures about to blast off
what heckies am this @_@
Holy shit those wicks
what a weird fucking day
>inb4 poorfag
MSFT BROS GET IN HERE
unless you can trade after hours I wouldn't get too hyped. going to be all kinds of movement. should be fun to see if the big boys sell the news.
bad thing is a lot can change in 24 hours
I was promised more nuka cola caps. What the fuck bart?
Fucking retarded. S&P $4k this summer then a crash to $800 6 months later
lmao have fun with negative interest rates burgers, us banks will probably charge you 100x the amount european banks do to hold onto your cash.
its a little something called the golden bull run
kek, this shit is wild.
Up about 4k from bell red...schizophrenic after hours nonsense...but maybe tomorrow will pump. I'm excited for Trump to hopefully strongly encourage govs to start opening up places. Bunch of governor faggots.
>S&P 500 going parabolic after hours
cmon man
Should I sell? I'm up almost 25%
Is GE gonna make it?
>GILD
OH YES
SPY will blow up the economy no matter what.
>tfw your position appreciated 300$ overnight
bought these march 26th
PLEASE TRUMP FUCK UP THIS PRESSER AND SEND THE MARKET TANKING
You can see 6 months in the future??? Holy shit no wonder Yas Forums is filled with billionaires, you all have crystal balls
>tfw doomped at 163 to buy RTX
life is suffering
Yes but the highs we reach won’t be seen again for decades after.
$4000 s&p this summer I’m going to keep saying s&p $4000 this summer till every mother fucker on here wakes up.
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the dow futures. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is it pumping? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the market is so bullish. I want puts to believe in. I want Bobo to run the market and bottom at zero. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought Coronavirus was gonna kill us all???? This is such a clown market.
You’ll see mother fucker this year ATH
Q1 21 annihilation.
>wondering over and over, why did I write that $54 AMD call
all of those gains could have been mine
>down over $200 in about 1 hour
>don't even have the ability to exit the position
cool
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ALL YOUR ECONOMICS BULLSHIT. I BUY CALLS ON BASED COLA AND THEY FUCKING PRINT LIKE A MEME STOCK. JP PRINTS THE MONEY, KO PUTS THE MONEY IN MY POCKET.
Kek, this but unironically. This is some really sketchy stuff.
What the fuck is going on with after hours?
Final cull of the retail investor?
>all the profits I made off MRNA wiped out by post-market boomer retards with too much money and low IQ
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
On the bright side you can buy in cheop now, guys.
Everyone tried to warn you.
>It's just a flu
>Priced in.
what does this have to do with stonks? also checked
No the s&p will reach $4000 minimum this summer then the culling will begin soon after
I know it's a meme but all this shit is happening as the 10 Year is dumping and the dollar is going up so it can't be good no matter what.
Shut up nigger I only have 4,500
im still down 30 dollarydoos bros... should sell
Did you get wiped out by the SL raid?
when do you guys transition?
oh yes those red candles, now that's what i'm talking about
who wins the next world series?
I will be honest. I bought my long positions and I am not following this clown market anymore.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIII
that's not how it works, user. you wrote that call because you traded capped gains for the safety of a premium. it's like being mad you paid for insurance when you aren't sick. one day you'll get sick or get in a car accident and you'll be fucking happy that insurance is there to cover your ass.
Please don't start this again. Just fuck off man, I agree with you but no need to bait.
Bump anyone got info, want to sell as it seems fake
>he doesn't enjoy talking shit
get outta here
wait nvm... my tech stocks are rising.... SHOULD I SELL OR BUY
I'm back now but this was fucking stupid, I almost shit myself in anger.
I don't believe it. That's too insane even for clown world.
me am girl already O_O
just sounds like a certain someone wants to have the whole market to himself
its boeing you chode. also after market is always way more volatile
on WSB people are making hundreds of thousands of dollars in days.
my portfolio is down 95%
how would you get over this?
I enjoy talking shit, just about stocks, lots of other places for banter about normal shit.
Thank god AH is back down at least a bit
>imagine being paid for borrowing money
Fucking clown world *HONK* *HONK*
don't listen to reddit
H-hey bull buddies... a little mercy for your old pal Bobo.
Go back
>amd put intraday high to 57
>can't daytrade
>bac put
>can't daytrade
>after hours both skyrocket from the very minute the bell goes off
>can't exit my positions
Can't wait to lose 25% overnight
Never set SLs on biotech, this is a warning. I have seen a stock go from 4, to 2.5 to 4 in 45 minutes, tripping 4 circuit breakers.
I don’t watch sports
Please remember what I said ok I’ve never been so sure about anything in my life
>on WSB people are making hundreds of thousands of dollars in days.
one person, most are losing money or making small gains. Don't chase and only chase with what you can afford to lose.
You're supposed to short before the bad news, not 4 months after
You made a profit. Sell a put now.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GUH
This pump is fucking unreal. SDOW is way below pre-corona levels. Makes so damn sense.
>HURRRR DURRRRR
Better start believing it, don’t fucking forget it. It is going to happen.
your time is up
say hi to lel for me
Has anyone heard from divvy? I'm scared
Is this unprecedented? Has a movement like this ever occurred before? I went from good position to ruined, literally eyeing everything nonstop to make sure I can adjust myself where I can to not get liquidated. I guess holding positions is a billion times more dangerous than daytrading.
AMD and TSLA have retard strength.
>Afterhours
SDOW is leveraged dude, come on. AH is tanking though
WTF WAS THAT BROS?
>gap cunny formation
SELL SELL SELL
What were your positions?
Sooo "plan to open america" is basically three fucking obvious bullet points, no new info. Do the same thing as yiu did before but in reverse order ok. And also test.
The restrictions were done by the states whenever they feel like and they will be dropped by the states whenever they feel like. Grand opening cancelled.
did i do good Yas Forums?
>Gilead saving american
American ingenuity wins again! Never short America.
>23M+ unemployment claims in less than 3 weeks
bullish
bears are not virgins anymore
Half of the S&P 500 is still near March lows and the 10Y is still shitting the bed while the other half is at ATHs.
WHY ISNT THAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why tho
shoulda bought the dip
the fuck is this retarded thinking? of course people are on the opposite side of the game, who do you think sold you the puts?
do you feel in charge?
We fucking made it bull bros. We fucking MADE IT.
That's what I'm wondering too.
Holding all 3 leveraged ETFs, and shorting cruise lines, airlines, and hotels. Marriott went almost 10 dollars up after hours, kill me. My only longs are RTX and JC Penny's.
based
>The restrictions were done by the states whenever they feel like and they will be dropped by the states whenever they feel like. Grand opening cancelled.
Pretty much, orange man has no authority, states are actually extending lockdowns.
RIP.
>what is photoshop
>what is edit element
>what is pure luck
WSB has no fucking clue what they are doing, I only poke my head in to laugh at retards losing thousands on options trading.
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LET THE TRUMP DUMP BEGIN
>Sold calls on my LABU last week
FUUUUCCCKKK
Nasdaq > S&P
Been in TQQQ and SOXL the last couple weeks. Free money. Bears are fucking retarded, more news at 11.
Theory:
>institutions pump PAST all time highs on S&P
>open shorts
>everyone waking up tomorrow takes profits, causing capitulation
?
kek
FUCK.
Who comes up with this shit
3% up in 2 hours all in the after market. These Jews are up to something and it won't be pretty.
wait a minute
>huge pump on a mortgage provider
>when it's known that no one is paying their bills and we're entering a deep recession with massive unemployment
They really are fucking shorting the economy. This is it. The big kahuna
