/smg/ - Stock Market General

good option plays for poorfags? .05/contract is about as high as I can go right now.

>this pump

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Bros, give me some stocks to stock (kek) up on as a new trader. I bought my first Ford shares recently and have been showing up at Wall Street every morning since then. I have to be at Ford HQ tomorrow for a meeting.

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DO NOT GO TO THIS LINK YOU WILL GET A VIRUS

Lmao Bezo’s leading the change that no one can do anything until everyone has been tested for the common cold. Meanwhile everyone is 10x more reliant on amazon. Bald head kike wanna be super villain faggot cuck

BASED

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>he bought my puts
heh

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what else are you guys doing besides AAAAAAAing and OOOOOOOOOing in these threads every day?

me? im learning to be a codemonkey. it's pretty fun. just set up wsl on my laptop and following some gay python tutorials

>all anime posters are all trannies

Now this is a new level of retarded.

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what's your new name gonna be?

it's a big decision don't take it lightly

Do this.

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Shut the fuck up, Chang.

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

>coming to messageboard created to discuss anime
>complaining about anime
why
are
you
here?

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Serious question: does anyone know if the BLS state employment and unemployment report will have any away in the market tomorrow?

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spy

Quad witching day tomorrow boys. Prepare for RED

Alice :)

It's all priced in.

based
post more

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Line go up

SQQQ calls and puts. $10 and $5 puts and $15 calls with June expiration

I've been considering doing this especially if quarantine keeps going through May

Yas Forums - Business & Finance

do you parents support your transition?

remember last time we called a squad witch red day?

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>python
>memelanguage

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Anime website

It has had an impact you just can't see it because AMZN's ATH has been hiding it for weeks.

Jack in the Box has printed me too much money. Im donating it all to charity

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it's time to stop posting

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You've been projecting a lot lately user-chan. Don't tell me you're still in the closet in 2020? Don't you know being a tranny is cool and hip nowadays? Go on then, the world's ready for you! You be you, the rest of us have cunny to discuss!

harvard has free courses online right now during this covid shit

Is gold going to moon 2% in the next 20 hours? I'm think I should probably just fucking cut losses here.

what should i start off with? COBOL? C? assembly?

Oh man that was a pathetic pump, if this is all the bulls have left we're going down tomorrow.

this time its different

Iron nigga

this is cool

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>donating
Is it hard being retarded?

Well it was a quad witch day. It's just that it played out differently than quad witch days normally play out.

Someone tell bezo’s that it doesn’t matter how much he lifts weights or dresses like mfa fag that once a dork always a dork.

Python is okay as babby's first memelanguage.
No, keep going. Once you're comfy with python you should pick up C and C++ though.

getting an instacart delivery from Aldi, anybody want anything?

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>tomorrow
Nah that shit probably had it's effect in the last two week or even last month.

what pronouns do you prefer? I'll do my best to be courteous

Yas Forums is long from being an anime website

studying for Security+

fig newtons

Memes aside C.

You'll learn memory management and just about all declarative languages use its syntax model

C/C++ is what galaxybrains use

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YOU WERE MY CONSCIENCE SO SOLID NOW YOU'RE LIKE WATER

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imagine being a Yas Forumsfag browsing /smg/...

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Any orange soda would be much appreciated