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BOUNCE OR BULL? EDITION

>Brokers
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>Stock market words
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>Risk management
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>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/aids/

>Free chart
tradingview.com
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>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
fintel.io/
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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So we are getting a V shape recovery, aren't we?

Why the fuck did I buy NIO at 3.94 before all this shit hit

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should i buy T and rds.B, or wait for the dip ?

yep, thats me. My trumpbux paid for my new truck

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I’ve been using Yas Forums for a couple of months now. Why don’t you guys dump money into blue chips and sit and collect divvies? Why would you willingly risk thousands of dollars when you could park it in a stronghold stock that will compound for the rest of your life?

AMZN at $2400

Holy smokes lads, there's no stopping them.

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>browsing Yas Forums for a couple months
>asking why retards do retarded things

Been on Yas Forums since 2016 and I ask myself this every day.

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guys is CVX a good buy?

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Which blue chips would you recommend user?

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Buy oil company shares with strong balance sheets faggots. Chance of a lifetime

>tfw studying law at a top UK uni

W-will I be able to get a job in a few years?

how much VTSAX do you all have? its 90% of your portfolio right?

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Why is the USD still so strong? They're inflating it to the tune of trillions of dollars within just 2 months.

>quit job at Dollar General on March 26th
>stocks moon in 3 weeks from 140 to 182

fuck I knew I should've bought in. is it too late? I'd be making more money off the stocks than I would actually working there

>devilish OP

I'm surprised there are still so many superbullish perspectives.

I have $1000
what buy
no shorts allowed

Just buy it. Take out a loan if you have to. Quadruple your Trumpbux. V recovery OOOOoooo.

yea also look at mid caps like MRO, MPC, OKE, and also PSX, RDS.B

SHE

just buy oil etf then 3x your money in a year

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AMZN

Because the USD and the bonds are telling you the real story they always have been.

Go all in on MRO or MPC. Stay long wait a year

Divvy yield this year and possibly next year will be next to nothing (or literally nothing).
Divvy stock usually doesn't grow much over time compared to common stocks, they're a better option than bonds but not stock right now.
Boomerlonging anything is great if you want to retire risk-free and have a great salary, but it's not going to make you money. A successful daytrader can make 50%+ a year, a successful boomerlonger is looking at more like 8%.

Still more stable than the rest of the world.

How do I short google catpchas?

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VGENX is a solid etf if you want the safest energy play. Its 50% off right now too

22million unemployed.
Trump has to do something.
>Talk of $2000 a month to all Americans for each month this continues.

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Airline and Air industry anons what are some prime air cut stocks still at a discount?

Is embraer merging with Boeing a good way to get boeing shares on the cheap?
US airlines are they gonna go under/consilate?

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna use margin, bros. 10% of my folio maximum.

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Same question here. Is T getting any cheaper? My fear is an earnings beat next week - the consensus strikes me as low

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They removed it from Robinhood. How am I supposed to make it now

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I don't got the dough for that kind of buy. Glad my JCP stonks will get me in the door.

Delta is a decent airline. American is fucked. All airlines are a risk

OIL IS THE FUTURE

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Fpbp

MMM, T, KO, JNJ, PG, LOW, MCD, WMT, etc

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I have initiated long on the Doo.

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So no jokes or bullshit what happens to me if this expires tomorrow in the money

Please help a newbie and I will never come on SMG or trade ever again

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you cant get rich quick that way and if you are poor you cant even afford a blue chip. a share of amazon costs more than the cars of 5 anons here put together

Where are my JCP chads at? Feelin' fucking invincible.

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Why did Buffet jump ship then was it a buffet-sama ploy to cause panic?

Dollar Milkshake Theory

aaaah I don't know if I should buy oil or not

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SHOO SHOO CRAB

Median US price is 199,500, Median wage is $48,672.
You living in place like California where housing is crazy and wages are ass doesn't make the rest of the nation less affordable

if it didnt come with a lifetime supply of cigs you got ripped off nigga

Because nobody knows why it's valuation is skyrocketing.

Everyone is running for the 10Year. The stock collapse is near unavoidable. Deflation will win this.

It's so easy making money off the market by buying strangles. Everything is guaranteed to fluctuate so much that you can exit one of a strangle up 200% on both sides and then still make money on the other size when it comes crashing back down. Low IV's are a blessing, but after this week I have a feeling everything is going to go berserk.

quick what truck companies can we invest in before trump pump

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I wouldn’t consider Amazon as a blue chip. Blue chip means they’ve been a strong performer for 50+ years. I have no doubt that amazon will remain the top dog for the foreseeable future but 2500+ is unsustainable.