Overvalued start ups taking money to keep their useless companies from downsizing

Maybe your parents should have had a rainy day fund then? Cut out the Starbucks and Netflix and watch how much more money they have. It’s never too late to learn a trade, snowflake.

> I hope the start up bubble bursts and all these fuckers commit suicide.
Oh, they will. Imagine making an app and thinking its “innovation”. Start ups are filled with the worst people.

>run your own business
>be considered self-employed
>pay contractors when you need more help
>no one ever helps you though
>no stimulus, law, or package ever released to help self-employed

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They are only 50% of the work force. LET THEM DIE NOW

That’s the “risk” part in running a business.

You qualify for unemployment to the tune of state benefits + $2400/month federal now. PPP will be refunded, I advise using paypal or a local bank to get it. Bigger banks are funding bigger clients only. EIDL will pay you $1,000 flat which is just a kick in the dick.

>Trust fund kiddo somehow thinks millenials fucked over boomers in this
Consider it backtaxes for the last 40 years you stupid fossils

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see

>$25000
>rich

based. in order to succeed in the world you have to be willing to sacrifice stupid shit like morals and principles

1.1 million loans issued in under 3 weeks. How thorough do you think these businesses were vetted for legitimacy, let alone genuine needfulness? I bet half of them were either already failing pre-wuflu, or were outright kike-owned shell companies. This is even more absurd than QE, which was bullshit on its own.

they needed 3 years worth of P&Ls

That's almost nothing though. I mean yeah it stops people from incorporating one day before the bailout, but lots of people have shell LLCs and whatnot. There are 22 million "small businesses" in America.

they've surely taken that into consideration

>they squander your inheritance on a cabin
Make them buy real estate, at least one 2-4 rooms apt in a nice central place for families and young couples.

>thinking ANYONE in the modern Republican Party is a true conservative

Kek, they're all bought and paid for by the (((banks))) and (((corporations))) anyway. The whole bipartisan system has predictably devolved into two forms of controlled opposition to fool and placate the masses into thinking either one is on "their side".

It's like the WWE but paid for by (((them))) as a dog-and-pony show to distract everyone from their real goal of total control of the human population.

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>Going to use this to pay myself for the next 2 months and not have to pay it back
KEK

>Make them buy real estate, at least one 2-4 rooms apt in a nice central place for families and young couples.

That would also be the boomer thing to do. Become landlords and extract rent from the next generation. Gotta milk every last penny they can, the pension system pyramid scheme and SS just isn't enough.

Based af

The US is going to collapse because .0001% of its population got the flu

honk honk

You just had to provide basic shit like last 12 months average payroll. Then you can get a forgivable loan for 2.5x the average payroll. That's it.

This was predetermined by (((them))) over the last century. Nations are one big pump and dump so they can consolidate control of the human population through asset and wealth theft via fiat debt-based central banking.

The older I get and more I learn about business and history, the more I realize Hitler really did nothing wrong.