Why do boomers think 30 million unemployed is a good thing?
Lucas Sanchez
Shoo shoo! Adults are talking here.
Matthew Smith
THE 10 YR IS GOING TO ZERO
HOW TF
Jackson Foster
they're about to kill Intel AMD CHADS WE RYZEN THE FUCK UP
Logan Nelson
I literally did the same but with NET. Fret not, fren. NET moves inversely with the markets. I'm expecting BA to rebound to $155 and then I will cash out. With the gains I will probably buy back NET again, assuming it dipped when BA rallied.
People throwing money at the big boy stocks just because they are bored at home and just received 1200$ are going to get their pants pulled down real soon. Small and mids are going to feel some pain but my guess is the ones that survive will outperform the market once we hit bottom.
Brandon Perry
Short AMZN, TSLA, NET, MSFT, AAPL. Just kidding, the time is not right yet.
>AMZN up $100 earnings still a week away what the fuck. is this shit shooting up to $3k or what?
Benjamin Smith
Give me your bear picks? Bobo’s rise up
Cooper Cook
Pretty much all of them. When you see dogshit like Zoom mooning in the midst of a security breach you know it's time to sell.
Liam Bennett
kill the bottom 3
Ryder Hughes
same anons
somethings got to give. waiting for a lower entry point
Aiden Stewart
Remember how it shot up 10% because of Christmas earnings?
Noah Foster
Everyone thinking that there'll be a dump is the reason we won't see a dump.
Connor Adams
I haven't bought them yet.
Dylan Wood
AMD 57 4/24 put here we go
Kevin Clark
you had a month of ridiculously low valuations for your "entry" point. you missed the train.
Brandon Howard
ok
Blake Perry
unironically yes
Levi Green
SPY put for July. Thoughts?
Easton Bell
No one expects a dump. Anons will be back to work in no time and the market will continue up.
Leo Walker
Mother of God. After seeing Cuomo's report I thought maybe we could recover potentially. Now I remember. I remember this economy is going to go down and not even the Fed can save it. That is about as bad as it comes.
And friendly reminder, Congress is on vacation. Because fuck our country. And fuck the fact that a growing number of people I know are reporting the are getting error messages for their Trumpbux. The government fucked up it seems, I expect it to get worse and go on the news. This economy is over.
>ridiculously low For many techshit companies the valuations were fair. Again, look at fucking ZM right now, P/E is 1576, that's nauseating. Literal no-growth companies hitting ATHs is not a great sign.
Charles Sanders
How's your JCP stock boys? I'm up 7.4% Fuck the haters
Blake Russell
>ridiculously low valuations That's a joke, right?
Sebastian Carter
>Cuomo's report Demofaggots are going to milk this as long as they can. A recession is the only way that senile biden gets within striking distance to the trumpenfuhrer.
>No one expects a dump Are you even watching CNBC?
Jonathan Allen
For ZM, which is a fledgeling company with only a single product and a price far beyond what their earnings justify, a security breach is really not good for them, and at the very least their price should certainly not rise in the wake of this news.
Brody Collins
It is for businesses. Less non essential workers eating up profits.
Xavier Nelson
Hows your ride been? >lose all gains >now up above my gains Cornoa chan is a wild ride.
Aaron Jackson
Up 8% here. Can't believe others missed this train.
Grayson Cruz
I'm up 6k swing trading Roku. I just wait for it to drop below 130, preferably to upper 127, then buy 130 calls, then sell at high 129 or 130.
Oliver Nelson
But then there are less people buying iPhones and paying interest on their 100k studen loan debt
Ethan Adams
We're heading for a V shaped recovery aren't we?
Bentley Sanchez
Don't get me wrong. I believe in the ultra bear thesis, and that's why stocks are going up. There'll be massive inflation, and it's good for stonks.
>implying business hire shittons of people who dont generate revenue what are you smoking user
Asher Smith
I'm up 60%. Easiest money in my life.
Liam Morris
Sucks for retail I guess, but hey, less customers means less employees needed. Gotta trim those margins
Cooper Bailey
>ONE amazon call, expiring in june, at $3300 strike costs $3000
Yikes
Brandon Green
>PDSB starts to moon >Try to get on @ 1.25 >In the time it takes to type out the order, price has jumped to 1.30 >Try 1.30 >it's now 1.35 >Fuck it, I'll just do a market order and grab it before it hits 1.40- >BOUGHT @1.60 >What the fuck no not that high what the fuck are you doing the price isn't even 1.40 yet >price is now settling around 1.25 Hello yes I would like some death please
Jackson Powell
Not at all. That makes me nervous. V shape recovery inbound.
Kayden Flores
Depends on the stock in cornoa world.
Austin Fisher
There's no payments for student loans until June and if needed, Trump can extend it. At least make your retarded theses coherent.
Ryan Taylor
I bought a put for AMD at $57.5, first option ever. I'ma be ok right?
You know theres a theory in Clown market that bad news brings high price, good news brings lower price. I am all cash, but if I got in, I would probly wait for good news first
Grayson Diaz
NEW BVLL MARKET NEW BVLL MARKET NEW BVLL MARKET NEW BVLL MARKET NEW BVLL MARKET NEW BVLL MARKET NEW BVLL MARKET
>thinks he understands inflation >loses thousands in a clown market
Christian Cooper
>tfw learned my lessons the hard way and won't give up my positions
Trump better allude to military conflict in his press conference today or else I'm financially ruined.
Carson Long
Yes. That means that the program was a smashing success. Mission accomplished!
Jaxson Howard
What if I told you that this was entirely just pumped by bored people on quarantine who got off work and bought tech stonks for FUN and actually could not give two shits about economic numbers they purely just bought stocks because it was something to do. Maybe it’s not a clown world it’s just a world filled with sad bored people looking for any thrill.
Colton Howard
Roku puts are easy money right now but I don't really have the cash on hand to take advantage of it.
For a home workout company I literally know fuck all people that are using it even during a pandemic
Landon Allen
Hiring spree to keep fulfillment centers operating. Best business model for everyone staying at home. Not running mother's day and father's day promotions to reduce demand.
Brandon Kelly
The security breach really didn't do anything and didn't matter to anybody using it. It's also not a fledgling company, they were a thing for a long time already. If the vuln allowed remote code execution then you would have been right. But here it just allows strangers to pornbomb meetings so literally nobody currs.
Joseph Rodriguez
Intel sucks. AMD is better in every way.
John Ross
I've made thousands by buying the bottom. If you want a tip for your cash- buy SPCE.
I am making an absolute killing on it right now from buying at 15, but I feel like it can go higher. Am I being delusional
Brandon Adams
AMD doesn't even make their own chips. TSM is a way better buy. AMD just markets TSM's chips.
Ian Evans
bear flag then dump, also based ST
Aiden Scott
Based. Wait till the rocket launches and shares go for $100, then DUMP
Aiden Stewart
Yes, buy it after it already ran up. What could go wrong?
Ayden Harris
I really do not understand option valuation. I know the Greeks, but goddammit. This GD call for 137 dropped over a dollar when the share price went up, calls for higher prices are up, lower prices are up, but that specific one dropped 40%. What the fuck am I missing
Connor Perez
>Put little money in a position >good gain >put a lot of money in a position >loose every fcking time
Brody Hall
>I know the Greeks
What does this mean? I keep seeing anons say this.
Ayden Perez
V SHAPED NIGGA
Carter Powell
How can capitalism support unsustainable inflation except by unsustainably expanding into the space which will require moving people into the space?
SPCE $1000000 in 2040.
Jordan Ward
>When the only winning move is to buy memes >But you have to pick the right memes at the right time or else you get memed on
