Fuck the bulls and weaboos edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
pastebin.com
>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
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First for FUCK BOEING
Bobo's are going to come out of hibernation now. Friday might be a blood bath, even with double witching (though there was always the quad witching joke people fell for).
Second for free healthcare, higher education and prescriptions
I've done absolutely no DD but im about to go all in on EXTR because im a RADICAL INVESTOR
I went all in on oil
I’m pretending my oil stocks don’t exist. I’m not going to bother about profits for 1 year
In fact I might go out & buy some more oil!
shiiie was goin on guyyss?
>JCP missed a 12 million interest payment
OH NO NO NO
BASED OP
GREAT IMAGE
WE NEED TO DRIVE THE ANIMEFAGS AWAY FROM /SMG/
What makes you say that, user?
HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME
I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED
Powell back at the printer its turning around
Bullish
noooo
Welp. I got memed into buying in. Guess that’ll all be worthless soon.
Ebin crab niggers win again, see you guys tomorrow. Fucking boring.
Might start stacking pic related for the next year. I'm on team bobo but gotta look long term and there will surely be some good run ups to dump these at the right time. They seem to be the longest dated and highest strike calls on the market.
MBRX holding conference call today at 4:30pm for Rona killing drug...
Get in while you can bros
>DRIVE THE ANIMEFAGS AWAY
You do know where you are posting bub.
>mfw all in on SPXS
TSLA about to break out soon, straddle/strangle now or miss the chance
Thank you to the anons who told me to buy a ton of tanker stocks
NET's on fire.
Same bro, we gonna make it
bank valuations user from 5 minutes ago, what is that program? the minimalist UI makes me coom like its 2012
>implying they won't just come back stronger
You can't be rid of them.
I'M GONNNNAAAA DOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPPP
I'M DOOOOOOMMMMPPPPPINGGGGG AHHHHHH
RIP bullbros, we got too cocky, this is the year of the bear
youtube.com
Wrong flag then.
Whats a strangle?
Bailish
FUCK OKE
Who is manipulating this
that's what I do to your mom
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Scotland is like an 8 year old that lives off his parent's pocket money but insists he is a big boy and dreams of running away from home. You have nice whiskey and your people are nice, but please realise everything good about your country is because of mine.
t: bong
Real danger for bulls if we get below 275
i didn't spell spy when it was 284 yesterday
It's moves inversely with the market. Expect it dump when the markets start rallying again.
Up again? Yeah very possible.
Based.
Yas Forums - Business & Finance
>I just sold at 25 like I said I would all week
did I make a mistake
A straddle is an option strategy in which a call and put with the same strike price and expiration date is bought. A strangle is an option strategy in which a call and put with the same expiration date but different strikes is bought.
t, google
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EVERYTHING RED. THE BOBOS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG
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hot
Bros.. All my holdings are in LK and TCEHY..
This market can straddle my balls
Lol at this retard Mexican “analyst” saying we’re in a bull market, what a fucking joke hahaha
Dumb user, whining about chinese cartoons in a mongolian basket weaving forum.
Based. For me, it's SPXU. Basically the same thing.
There was an user yesterday that judge me for buying SPXU calls yesterday LMAO
Ill take the profits and invest in more C
No please don't do that. I love my mom ;_;
holy shit is this still pumping im getting onboard
/C/ chads report in
MRO FINALLY BELOW 4 AAAAA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU HAHAHAHA
based
Confirmed, about to break out to new lows, just got my puts this morning. Feels good, I’m gonna buy this asian once I sell them
Priced in
>fuck weaboos
As OP ignores the irony and posts on a website that has anime roots.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT WAS NOT PART OF THE BULL PLAN.
KOS bros wya, long term dip here we come
What I do to ur mum when I fuck her in the ass
Give me two good reasons not to buy USO. The demand is bound to go back up shortly
>mexican intellectuals \
FRO is fucking based.
Shits going nowhere but UPPPP
You're a big bear
LATE DAY PUMP JUST WAIT
LATE DAY PUMP JUST WAIT
LATE DAY PUMP JUST WAIT
LATE DAY PUMP JUST WAIT
>market finally acting rationally
it's about damn time, i may be able to recoup my loss after all
garbage volume today t.b.h
I see NIO getting mentioned quite a bit here. Why shouldn't I invest in them?
>shortly
If November is shortly then yeah
>He bought "the dip"
>tfw went all in on BA and RTX
The only gains I'm making right now are the $10 I threw at JCP yesterday.
NET is basically SQQQ but better
When I first got into the stock market, I literally just bought apple. It worked incredibly well. Then apple flash dumped because of the trade war. I sold apple and tried to diversify. Apple is now way higher than it was before the flash dump. I literally should have just never sold apple and kept buying more with every paycheck
>SPXS
and
>DRIP
Their new planes and spacecraft are shoddily engineered especially in terms of software and their QA is patchy at best and nonexistant at worst.
They‘ve been coasting on a wave of lobbying and blind trust for years now, but the Max8 crashes and the embarrassing Starliner test have people put them under actual scrutiny again. Scrutiny they can no longer stand up to.
based Lain poster
>The demand is bound to go back up shortly
no
>the CNBC anchor shaking his head not realizing he's live
uh oh
punished SQQQers sound off.
18.5 bagholder here
>He sold
Well. It is cheap. I am making a lot of money today now. I suppose I can throw a few shares that way for fun.
This was the reasoning I was looking for to support the decision to buy. I really hate how I keep investing in everything I hate, but that strategy prints money so might as well.
Despite saying I am making money, I do not have the money to justify options contracts on TSLA. It is a sad feel, because I know what you said is an amazing strategy for free money right now.
>people going all-in in investments then expecting immediate returns
Dumbfucks, see you in 10 years.
HODL
>LTPRB on another mission to pluto
if I never get an explanation for this I'll be pissed
what are you bragging about? Its never going to be 18 again
what is this skull shape called
im gonna get margin called i just know it
You can't lose money if you never sell
>Not having some fun during a crash you're only going to see every 10 years tops
lol
fucking dairy companies pouring out milk because they cant sell it.. what will oil companies do?? Oil is on its way out
This is a different time in the economy now
looks like it got frozen again
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just hold the market if you dont want to get cucked
nice autism. ever heard of self-deprecation?
Do you call this priced in?
>using margin
which underpass are you picking?
Should have switched to SPXS or SDOW. QQQ/NASDAQ is more resistant to tanking because tech still edges out over everything else in a recession so SQQQ lags behind.
Based bear
chink
>bragging
heh
Forgot to say they want to be bailed out now so they can keep employing the shitty managers and project leads who brought them here.
because you haven't done your due diligence.
If we know more than you about the stock YOU'RE going to buy, then you don't know enough.
>implying spy can go below 275
people with autism find subtle communication and complex emotions difficult to process, please be understanding
Why does TD Ameritrade tell me that purchasing some stock has special margin requirements? I'm not doing any options, just trying to buy high and sell low. Reading through the information they give me it looks like I just need to have some amount of equity in my account and then I'm fine, or does the amount I need in my account depend on amount invested?
Ticker I'm looking at is HRZN.
What margin rates do americans usually get? Here it's 5-10% almost everywhere, with one standout at "just" 2%. I just can't imagine anyone using any kind of margin at these impossible rates.
zoom out
no not that far, zoom in a little
right there.
it's a bear market.
>JBLU
AW FUCK IT HURTS
PLEASE STOP GOING DOWN
You raking in them big bucks?
When is trump going to bail out all of the American oil companies
Help us donald trump you’re our only hope
How much is in your account?
i bought when it was 250 260 and 270 should've sold that shit when it was 284 yesterday
I'm about to dump ally positions and just go all in on AMD. They cannot lose
Watching that show was the equivalent of ruining your taste buds for other foods.
HRZN is a mutual fund, not a stock or ETF. Mutual funds have specific minimum investments, such as, say, minimum position of $5k (cheapo ones) or $100k (expensive ones).
AMAZON ISN'T STOPPING WTF
fucking TD fucked up on my account this morning and all my cost basis says 0 on all my positions and I have a margin call for a trade I didn't even make.. the guy that helped me said it might take a day to fix.. so i can't even trade on that account today..............
I'm not having fun anymore
4 U
People are going to stop using the cheapest, most abundant energy source around just because?
>They cannot lose
How so?
amazon is going to own the planet soon
Even if he bails them out, how long will that last?
How long will they need to be propped up?
I don’t use margin, but it’s the exact same here, one offers 2, everyone else 5-10
>trusting canuckistani with your money
lol
as am i friend, as am i
That's a good way to get bogged, user.
I get that too. I believe it only applies if you're trading on margin, which I hope you're not.
I just want a good time to sell my SQQQ bags. I now averaged about 16 bucks per share. I am holding both the others and they are doing great, but not SQQQ oh no no no. I just want a good exit opportunity man, psychologically even if I should just get out whenever. Make me feel better. Like see the NASDAQ have a -3% day somehow, just Tesla going to shit and apple crashing off this bs high or Amazon coming back to earth or something. I wanted to sell yesterday when it went back above 14 but had to take a shit and by the time I came back was already at 13.7 again. Feels really, really bad holding these fucking things.
Whenever the US opens back up & people deplete all the oil reserves
God is on their side; at last taking a stance against the Intel Jewry
i'm pretty flat today.. can't really trade on one of my accounts and my p/l is all fucked up currently.. see
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YOU CAN DO IT JEROME, I BELIEVE IN YOU
>those jobs are coming back
no
>there's pent up demand from lockdown
none
>things will go back to normal
can't
>when we reopen the economy
won't
fuk me I knew I should have switched from spy puts to IWM puts
JCP is currently unironically one of my only green stonks today
yeah.. because they aren't fucking leaving their house
Is AMZN the only stock that is above its market price pre COVID19?
Looking to pick up shares in three banks
C
BAC
????
Why the fuck didn't I do this from the beginning
>I'm about to dump ally positions and just go all in on AMD. They cannot lose
> going all-in on AMD near their ATH
Even as an all-in AMDCHAD, I have to say that's fucking retarded. You should have bought in when it stabilized around the $40 mark.
This NQ buy back is insane
/smg/ why are banks doing so bad right now? check out WFC an C as example
kek
What game is this?
Is that you Richard?
It's over. Chink sniffles ended modern civilization.
Is VXRT going to $3 again or what
Hahaha oh boy
SKRIIIIIM
Puu luu quistiiii
SKRIIIIIM
Everyone's defaulting on mortgage/loan/delaying payments. Banks, just like every modern company, are super-duper-extra-mega-overleveraged to the max, so even one month of missed payments put them in the red.
Buy TZA, small cap has been getting decimated, will only get worse
Priced in?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Because businesses are... out of business
& cant pay back their already existing loans?
Cut your losses and be less retarded next time
It's their earnings week and their reports have been terrible. Take this as a foreboding for things to come, late April is the big earnings glut for the whole market. If enough people start selling off it could trigger the 2nd dump.
That and Nutflix
>why are banks doing so bad right now?
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