/smg/ - stock market general

bully edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
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>Risk management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl/

>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
fintel.io/
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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first for cunny

second for candy corn

Boomers are the worst thing to happen to the world.

Red open red close, right?

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If you buy TSLA puts then CNBC meg will be your gf

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haha well I'm off to work
have a great day

>GME 5.27

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time to lose some money

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YES NAGATORO IM GONNA
IM GONNA
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

WE BULL NOWWWWWWWW

SQQQ 28 on Monday. Screencap this post.

>Using the historic statistical relationship between initial claims and continuing claims and the unemployment rate (they don't always map 1:1) , today's read implies a real-time unemployment rate of ~16%.

Repeat after me. 16% unemployment in US. And the stock market is back to 2019 levels.

I am buying a rope now and this. Nothing makes sense anymore.

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Is the fact that the Chynese virus is a bioweapon priced in yet?

swing SNSS when it goes to $1. its free real estate

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teach me how to day trade and make some money. please.

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>nobody knew a virus was going to come and put the whole world on lockdown on a specific day
wrong

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Ils avaient pensé que c'était baissier ?

Rendez-le « SVPER HAVSSIER »

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dont day trade

Never bet against tesla lol.
$800 EOW.

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just buy low and sell high.

>used to work
>still have a job to go back to... if they ever remove quarantine
>in the meantime, get a long ass vacation where i get NEETbux worth more than what i was making while working

what a fucking time to be alive.

>day trade and make some money

Pick 1

more like buy TSLA puts if you want to see her getting fucked by cramer

rate my portfolio

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JCP bros where we at?

Fed announces it is going to employ everyone.

Only 15% down on HAL, what a great buy. Real 'bargain' I got myself there. It's OK though - I can just not touch that money until I make a profit. Not a loss until you sell, right? Of course I could have put that 10,000 on literally anything else and had a better outcome but let's not dwell on that. It was a long term investment.

What are we listening to?

youtube.com/watch?v=lnPDPMgSFG8

On the phone with inground saltwater pool installers, you?

Not bad. M1 Chad

yee-claw

should we buy?

The sound of my sister getting her wet little cunt pounded by Chad in the room opposite

Is it a good strategy to buy a shitload of Ford when they're cheap in the hopes of them going back up and being able to use that dividend later to buy other stocks?

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Have you considered 0 % interest rates?

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What's your average, 34 lmao? Stop shilling this trash.

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I have only fifthy dollars. What stocks can i buy with this little money?

It's far too late

Shit stopped making sense since March 23, bitch, you gonna post this butthurt shit every day?

the critical flaw in this plan is the reliance on Ford going back up.

Bought 100,000 shares. Insider trading is the best!

Bullish

Amazing what unlimited money directly to companies will do, despite nobody having been to a store in weeks.

now rate my IRA

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Why wouldn't they after the Chinese Virus is deported from life?

Just go all in on Amazon and let the Fed make you rich

based. For me, it's TQQQ/TMF/EDV 50/30/20

TESLA and BA.
The three stocks that are leading the market.

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JEROME WAKE UP AND START PRINTING

GDP goes down, stocks go up. New paradigm. It's called MMT.

Checking in! Already up 5 dollars! Poorfags btfo.

Ford was having a shitload of problems even before the wuflu.

What’s the word on JCP? Should I scoop up some calls at open?

yee-claw

he's trying his best bro

Guys, KBLB is going to announce reality breaking technology today. I hope you bought and hold

Yes

I want nagatoro to pee in my mouth then snuggle me

how do I fix this shit? I have 2k left to buy

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Hot. Is she hot?

/smg/ is now the controlling shareholder, so yes.

Elaborate please

> Amazon shuts down distribution centers in France
Bullish

>retards are still buying Liberty Trip Advisor after it went 25x in two hours yesterday and cratered

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