/smg/ – sandwich manipulating goshawks

Its going to lead to run away inflation. Vote 3rd party and buy gold.

Hope we have a happy day today.

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Just bought my first stocks on an online site. Do I like, pick them up from somewhere?

I NEED 95 MILLION IN CUNNY DEFAULT SWAPS NOW

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Sup guse,I'm your free data consultant.

I made some projections for umemployment numbers based on google trends data from keywords: cares act unemployment unemployed and optimized the latency from 7 day integrals to match previous unemployment report.

This gives a projection of 7 million unemployed for this week, 2 million above the estimates. Conclusion: Sell everything.

Though it's good to mention that this extremely sensitive to what keywords you use. Propose better ones and I'll make the projection for you.

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Who changed the OP pasta? It sucks dick now.

walmart has them in stock

Stupid fucking TDameritrade not letting me buy today due to a transaction I never made... what.in.the.fuck.

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Based data consultant giving me seconds to act on his data predictions before the data comes out.

cunny

You'll get the papers in the mail.

Laid off
Fired
Lost jobs

Try these

finance.yahoo.com/news/raytheon-wins-navy-deal-procure-144002649.html
Just a drop in the bucket, but always good to see Tommies being sold

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already priced in

Think about it anons.
>The average salary of the USA is $56k so around $4.6k a month or $1150 a week
>unemployment is 1/2 your salary so $575 a week on average for benefits for 6 months
>With the added $600 a week to UI you will be making $1175, $25 MORE than you were making waging.
Are they stress testing socialism?

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hey data fren do you have a nice guide for me to work with excel? first year business IT student here

Only 7 million? That's pretty bullish.

MORGAN STANLEY MISSED EARNINGS

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WHY IS TESLA DOWN?
We should gap up on opening bell in burgerland?

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I sold everything but rtx and inovio

Probably because it’s only worth like 10 dollars a share, it’s a car company

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Electric cars are the future bobo. It has its fingers in a myriad of other pies as well.

one thing to add is that if you were making less than $56k you would actually be making substantially more on unemployment than your actual job.

Based USA encouraging NEETdom

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I think there's not enough of this new money getting to normal civilians to cause inflation in CPI, but what could cause that is these never ending supply shortages of staple goods like toilet paper and possibly pork.

Hit with lawsuit

When are the numbers out? at market open?

That's never been profitable, might I add

more than 60% of america is earning more with unemployment than their actual jobs
FUCKING
BULLLISSSSHHHHH!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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8:30am EST

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So many bobos thinking that and getting burned recently with puts and shorts
It's like anudah shoah

youtube.com/watch?v=WA1Ji-Hj1qo

what does he mean at 10:15