Biz this is it. my boomer dad is kicking me out at the end of May...

biz this is it. my boomer dad is kicking me out at the end of May. I have money to move out but I dont want to give my money to landlords in these uncertain times. What should I do? Should I poison him and just say he died from corona to get the 500k life insurance money?

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Yes

so is that the same girl? and she change to a different guy? I can't tell. they all look the same

if you kill yourself, you never have to worry about anything again.

record yourself sucking him off while he's asleep then take that shit to the police ASAP

Tip your landlord as well

she got hotter and looks 3 years younger while he somehow dilated time and looks 25years older.

if you brainlets would look at the bottom of the picture, you’d know why I posted this

It's the roids

either a fool, or a mad genius
>make her healthy and fit
>utterly dependant on you, the routine, the happiness
>what until peak bliss
>start hiding candy bars in places she will find them
>leave your laptop "accidentally" out with BBW whale porn and soiled tissues next to them
>secrelty put bacon fat and lard in all her protekn shakes
>etcetcetc

slowly but surely bring her back to the glorious mountain you first climbed, conquered and loved...utterly broken and fully shamed

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Those roid delts. What a joke. No fucking lats means he hardly lifts.

Try to convince him to stay as long as you can. If he kicks you out profit from the situation, get a very low rent, stick to it.
>based but it'll set you longterm if you stay there
>also get a good contract (try to stay away from yearly percentage increases)

this >inb4 roidcope

why not offer him some sort of payment?
my parents asked me to "help the household" a while after I got a job, maybe your dad is too much of fag to ask
thinking about it I think my mom was the one to raise the issue

looool those obvious roids

do you have a job?

get a gym membership and live out of your car for a bit. save up as much as you can, put as much into LINK as you can, get fuckin ripped at the gym, go pick up drunk chicks right before bars close if you really want a bed for the evening.

why do gymcels always put each down?

>my boomer dad is kicking me out at the end of May
This is a pretty evil time to do that. Has there been a worse generation in history? Doubtful.

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Look at the veins of his arm. It's obvious.
I'm sorry that you've grown up to action movies with roided main characters and have a warped reality of fitness.

yep, i think we got a psycho right here

That shit is funny as hell.
That broad is going to leave him.

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Your dad is kicking you out in the middle of a pandemic? What an asshole.

Kek

>Boutahar

Maybe you missed the last name. but she wouldnt fucking dare. Honor killing in that bitch's future if she tried.

Without any context it's hard to judge the situation, but if he's kicking you out in these times then you probably fucked up hard user...

Take it like a fucking man then!

And for fucks sake, tip your new fucking landlord

Yup, I thinking that’s based. I got my 5 ft gf from 90lbs to 130 over 5 years. You’ve got to do it slow or the architecture will suffer.

She also got a boob job. No way those milkers got both smaller and firmer on their own.

Roids (unironically)

based architectposter

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I never understand burgerfags relationship with their dad. it's a weird relationship, how he is kicking you out and you are planning to poison him.

plot twist
right is before, left is after pic

some feminazi attention whoring so you decided to repost everywhere, gj faggot

In our shithole country, I heard they don't even check the reason for most deaths anymore.

But more importantly, that pic shows why women are all whores.

They are simply incapable of real love, and have no concept of loyalty the same way men do.
They operate simply by what "feels right", and will justify everything they do.

Thats a man on the left.