This is will be much faster since we have infinite money
Cameron Fisher
What's your predictions for tomorrow boys? We red or green? What's oil gonna do? Looks like CHK got their reverse split and is now on life support how bout that huh
I wonder if part of how fast everything is happening is in those days people had use a phone to put in an order.
Zachary Price
I think oil will sink but will recover in a couple weeks. Sooner if theres news on reopennings. These guidelines being released tommorow will be interesting.. if only aspirational.
Trump is looking very presidential. He blackpilled the cattle by telling them Congress, particularly the Democrats, is holding up the government, and if they continue to do it he will supersede their power and force them to return to work. He also hinted that if the WHO knowingly withheld information from the Chynese virus, it would have been a reprehensible mistake. Trump is about to start cracking down on dissenters and traitors.
EASY MODE WAIT 1 DAY AND DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE MEDIA REPORTED 2 DAYS AGO... Tomorrow may be Red but I guarantee that Monday will be green ..
And will be green until media says everything is honky dorry then wait a whole day and go balls deep in shorts..
Jayden Long
You're fucking retarded and a prime example of why this country is fucked. He's threatening to adjourn them, which means stop their work, for the sole reason being so he can force through recess appointments. There is nothing positive about that which is why futures shat right after he said it.
Cameron Jenkins
Volatility is not over.
Easton Reed
It has just begun
Liam James
Gap down then crab all day like today
Kevin Williams
> stop their work
the house is currently in recess until may 4th. go sell your kike facts somewhere else.
Matthew Martin
Opposite of what Yas Forums says.
Dylan White
Why do people say holding 3x leverage is bad? SPXL went up 180% over four years vs the 60% of SPY. Is everyone getting meme'd on?
Jacob Miller
Green. Unemployment is bullish.
Asher Peterson
HAPPENOONERS are retards. You have been going on like this for almost 4 years
Angel Gutierrez
i dont understand what bloomberg is saying with aussie job numbers. are they saying 30k were expected and it was only 5k or that it was 35k??
Jason Lopez
We're literally in the midst of a habbening, user.
Jose Hughes
Shut up and buy VIX fag
Jaxon Williams
I hope we're red again. I got a buy order for KHC that I hope gets filled tomorrow.
Cameron Moore
Maybe green just because people will be buying the unemployment numbers to follow the last weeks.
Colton Williams
Is this a good time for a newb to learn investing or should I wait until after the second great depression is over
Caleb Clark
>second great depression >lasts 6 months imagine getting fucked over by a 6 month depression
There seem to be more leaf anons here lately. I have a suggestion for a stock to swing trade if you're interested: Park Lawn Corp (PLC). They're a funeral home and cemetery business. Got mega killed in the crash. Rebounded some. Don't enter right away but it's got big upside this year I think. Keep in mind it WILL follow index movements to a degree and will not hold gains if indexes take another dive.
Joseph Evans
Send link to article
Nathan Reyes
It DECAYS.
Jose Phillips
What stocks are going to moon if we go to war with Venezuela? GD, RTX, LMT, BA, KTOS
China's testing nukes, Russia's testing anti-satellite missiles Russian Jet buzzes a US Spy plane Iranian Navy harassing US war ships in the Persian gulf Norks testing missiles.
It's fucking happening.
Jackson Ramirez
wtf just happened. market cut over half its losses.
Isaiah Parker
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Austin Brown
Jump in. Just don't go in with a lot of money at first. And note that the way the market moves now is not the way it moves in "normal" circumstances. You will have to relearn what you think you know when volatility chills out.
Google the VIX aka the volatility index. The higher that number is the more bonkers and unpredictable swings are in the market. Wait until that gets to below 25 to start investing. In the mean time read some of the OP resources. Right now is a great time for traders, absolute garbage for investors. You can also use "paper money" (i.e. fake play money) to simulate playing the stock market on some platforms. The big one being thinkorswim. You could also start researching brokerages and putting some money into one to be ready for when you do want to start buying. DO NOT put essential money in there. Stocks share a lot with gambling and so you should not put anything in there you'll need in the next year.
John Cox
We're in the eye of the shitticane, Randy
Isaiah Rodriguez
Who would have know lower unemployment in Australia pumps the US markets. It's algo manipulation.
Kayden Peterson
>in places where nothing has been done to contain the virus (sweden/netherlands) new cases and deaths are already leveling off imagine shutting down your nation over a common cold LMAO
Surely you aren't dumb enough to just look at the price.
Ayden Green
300mio intrerest
holly shit
Christopher Parker
it was on the tv and now i cant find anything about aussie job reports online but it coincided with futures spiking so i assume it was the 5k number
Oliver Allen
If this shit only infected kids the economy would be open right now, but because its our big beautiful boomers that need to be protected we will shut it all down and fire everyone over a COOF.
Julian Lewis
The only scenario where holding it that pays off is when we literally only go up
Dylan Parker
Buy:
BRK INTC VZ PFE CVS SNE
Michael Kelly
Do whatever you want Jerome
Cameron Barnes
>War with Venezuela Oh come on, being so close to the US mainland would just be cheating. Imagine the levels of war crimes that would happen in that shithole during the war though, spicy
