/smg/ - Stock Market General

Will it be red?

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>misc
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Loaded up on SPXS at close.

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But...Why would the fed stop pumping? It would all go to waste right?

based
i hope you bought some GEO while you were at it kek

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They made the personal gains they desired

NET's been good to me since I bought it monday.

Anyone invested in Gazprom? Is it a good investment?

The whole point of this pump was to make Joe Retail the bag holder instead of the institutions

yes

no

no
also no

I sold today at close since clown market will go up tomorrow and NET will go back down to 22 and i’ll rebuy

what are you supposed to do right before markets close to make the most money? what behavior do you look for in a stock to maximize gains?

This as well

Based SPXS bro

>slowly buying stonks on red days

Am I a dum dum and it's going to get more red?

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>greatest economy

Post Bobos

you’re going to lose a lot of money tomorrow

It is going to get more red but it's OK because within 2-3 years it will also be super-green and at the current prices, while you could have done better, you'll profit a lot.

No you're actually doing the only intelligent thing you can do in this situation.

Spend the next few months DCAing into a comfy position to ride the next 10 year bull run when this shit blows over.

you're a smart smart
just keep buying

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Every JCP holder right now

When, however if it doesn’t blow over we are screwed anyways.

THIS PRESSER FEELS LIKE AN EPISODE OF THE OFFICE

It's what anyone with half a brain is doing right now. We're all going to make it!

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>Literally playing GM corporate propaganda on the white house live stream
LOOOOL

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>GM stock confirmed moonshot

trump just mentioened abbot. time to pump

Unless everything crashes, everyone goes bankrupt, the dollar becomes worthless, and everyone and their grandmother invaded the United States.

Got to get that corporate shitcoin shilling in there.

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some insider was saying on the other thread you can buy JCP now because they will be coverted into AMZN shares once the deal is done. Literally 23 cents turn into thousands but we can keep this secret on this chan before word gets out.

it was embarrassing

He can't keep getting away with this.

>It's what anyone with half a brain is doing right now.
This. People with more than that know better.

Every day Trump seems to pick a half dozen companies out of a hat to namedrop during his daily conference. It's like a pump and dump lottery.

Nah man that's what I'm doing but most of them like 85%I'm planning on holding longer term so I just keep lowering my average price. If the company isn't a meme or retard it will survive

any anons from early this morning here? remember when i was asking about finding the company with the new antibody test? well it turns out it was abbott, they didnt moon yet but they went up about 2%. given how many millions of tests are going to be needed im thinking the growth isnt priced in, what you think?

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GM donated 100k to the trump campaign

I hate you faggots. I can't decide if I should actually buy JCP. Why the fuck would Amazon buy JCP.

He's trying to prop up the price so they don't go under, while simultaneously not paying a dime. A great deal if he succeeds.

If that's true, which it probably isn't, it'll absolutely be on a fractional basis like UTX to Otis or Carr.

我喜欢吃狗和蝙蝠汤。 将您所有的钱都花在LK上,您将与我一起迈向繁荣的伟大旅程。

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Cashed out one of my big gainers today but I’m on the bad boy list and can’t reinvest until it settles so you have my permission to dump until Friday

On a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being retarded and 10 being based. Where is holding spy puts overnight at the last minute?

>trump speech doesn't affect the market anymore

trump said announcement coming tomorrow regarding opening up the country. get ready to fucking MOON

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

tell a non biz user how to invest his 1200

about -10.

I mean has the test gone through review and approval yet? Has its efficacy and accuracy been assessed and verified?

is this the right thread?

Priced in VRAY at 2.50
Pump when?

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Gambling.

Yes

They’re not newfriend. That user is shit posting because apparently if you don’t waste money on meme stocks you are a bad person. Save your money. Don’t buy jcp. They just filed for bankruptcy.

Does this mean I can load up on NET

Cnn won't even show it now. In fairness to them, Trump does tend to ramble and get into the weeds

That's if you believe the Fed was pumping in the first place. We were crashing still as they were pumping but we stopped as soon as the stimulus money was announced. Buy in with your rescue money, all into AMZN. Wall Street is about to collect the entire stimulus.

But then it doesn't matter what you did with your cash before the apocalypse

Am I a retard for stocking up on F?

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yes, that is what "FDA APPROVED" means

All-in GILD 70 puts expiring in two weeks.

BAHAHAHA
Which one of you sick fucks called into CSPAN's pre-conference filler segment to ask the fucking doctor from The Journal of the American Medical Association if HUMAN BREAST MILK could be used AS A NASAL SPRAY to help innoculate/treat/prevent coronavirus "because of the oligosaccharides"

I regret recommending CSPAN to you crazy bastards.

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>futures green
BEARS BTFO

Lmfao trump gonna dissolve congress holy shit

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I sold some May 1st 5/5.50 call spreads on them so it'll probably skyrocket

artist?

The perfect day for long puts.

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Because they're on the comeback

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oh my fucking god

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SPY, hold til you die.

Wait is Trump going full Super Saijen?

based, i would support this and join his praetorian guard to round up the leftists into the cattle trains at bayonet point

I wish. Unironically bringing back the monarchy would destroy so many secret societies and aristocratic families

Depends, you pay less than $5?

TRUMP DISSOLVES THE SENATE
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it's actually true though
just find a lactating woman, stick her nipple up your nose and snort in really hard for free immune system gains

Yes it does. Buy non perishable food, medical supplies, etc.
if possible buy guns and ammo while your money is still worth a damn.
Buy some precious metals but honestly maybe buy more ammo, as that will be an easily valuable trade item you can use.
If you have enough money, buy real estate innawoods first and setup to repel bandits and such.

>trump adjouning congress
>"it's a scam, it's a scam "

Their dividend will return one day, right? I want to get a massive amount of them and one day sell them so I can buy a mountain of blue chips..

Balls deep in BA or AMZN. Who cares if you are wrong Jerome will protect you right?

Trump going full Caesar I see.

WE STAR WARS NOW

future already green

I AM THE SENATE

NOTHING IS RETARDED IN CLOWN MARKET

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AMERICAN EMPIRE NOW!

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I like F so hopefully they become worth a shit sometime after closing out April sub-$5

>WHO btfo

>futures are +.05%

IT'S OVER BO BO BROS

WE COULDN'T FIGHT FOREVER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Extremely bullish, Julius Caesar's reforms were actually extremely good for the Roman economy and Augustus Caesar's later reforms were even better.

I fucking would if I could. Really curious about the taste but I hear its kind of salty and unpalatable.

Also I'd be concerned about whatever hormones she might be taking or whatever.

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KEK
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Are we seriously going to execute a triple bart pattern on SPY?

What should we even call this? A bart wave pattern?

OH NONONONONONONO BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!!

hes not wrong though

>Google "Ford market cap"
>Google "Ford debt"
No.

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I WANT SPORTS!!!!!!

one thing trump can do it call back congress for a special session. make those democrats come back to the chocolate city of wu-flu

I imagine it’s different with diet but my wife had sweet milk. It was pretty delicious tbfh senpai

Well theres really no doubt the fed was pumping. You can check their own press releases etc, and it matches the low vol price increases. So yeah, I do think the fed was pumping.
But was their plan really to pump for 3 weeks and then suddenly stop??
They arent going to provide any more "back stopping" after this week? That is also pretty hard to believe

>-0.05%
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

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Right around $5. I waited a few days too long to start my wall street career

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>-0.000001%
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>states opening tomorow
>senate maybe disolved