/smg/ - stock market general

I longed S&P500 today and I got profit from it today

I feel like the stupidest and the luckiest bastard on the planet right now.

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Biz should we start an oil company so we get paid to do nothing? Think about it

>RTX 62.33
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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what happens to Gilead and Remdesivir?

>offering

INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

post 'em.

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retards, post your jcp positions so we can get a collage

Anyone notice how Peter Schiff almost exclusively does live streams on red days? You might get 5 a week, you might get 1, kek

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no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on Yas Forums: comfy sneed thread
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
CIA: am I joke to you?
Left wing incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Kek Redditors: good thing theres no more cringe in her-
Fortnite Devs: allow us to introduce ourselves
Minecraft Steve: kills fornite devs
Fortnite 12 year old has left the chat
Chris Hemsworth: because that's what heroes do
Avengers: assembled
Thanos has left the chat
Yas Forums chads: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based and redpilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

What is this?

this is also the first time I got profit from CFDs during daytrading

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

I bought $2000 worth of 4/17 Boeing calls at its floor today and sold them for 10% gains then watched it rocket to a literal 500% increase.

Also a few of you talking up MFA today what's so special about them compared to other REITs

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whats a good streaming platform to watch margin call lads

My order to buy calls didn't go through so I'm at 0.

Go back.

Trumpbux arrived today, also got unemployment :^)

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anime

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Are you fucking retarded? When Bed Bath and Beyond is the bright spot in earnings, and they only showed up to the end of February, earnings are fucked. What names are you even thinking about playing?

Stop immediately.

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Can't wait to wake up tomorrow morning and see my 10 shares of JCP essentially buy me a new home

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reporting for duty

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Do you guys own any stocks that give perks/free shit?
>tfw not receiving little discounts or presents/"thinking about you" cards in the mail

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Post your portfolio. Otherwise, shut it.

>that reverse cunny formation on RTX

I would sell if I were you

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>retail
Fuck you fags shitting this place up. I’ll wait for the next thread.

I'm in for 400 shares. Not posting a screenshot but will once daddy Bezos buys me out for $500 per share.

Please go the fuck back to wherever it is you came from

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The Citizens Bank online UI.
t. unfortunate citizens bank user

>all these schmucks who got memed into buying fucking jcp
congrats, you just bought a bankruptcy

I love you guys.

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if you own 325 shares of AAPL you get an iphone every year

We'll be okay ratty, you looking at oil?
fun! Maybe I will actually finish reviewers soon

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Don't give this ID any more attention

I'm talking about PUT CITY and making money off options. I'm bullish towards TSM though.

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>tesla dumping
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

if it dips down again tomorrow, buy again?

NO

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faggots where can i watch margin call for free? its not on my netflix account for regional reason

>$500 per share.

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A bunch of ETFs I swing then forget about send me giant hard copies of their prospectus, goes straight into the trash

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> Tfw I closed the account I had it set to deposit to
> Tfw don't live at address anymore
> Tfw my dad is probably going to hijack my check when they realize the accounts been closed and mail a check to the old address
._.

What are the best small cap pharma companies to sell uncovered calls on?