/smg/ - Stock Market General

Hang pedophiles from street lamps

>oil stocks when crude oil went below $20 the first time
>all time lows

>crude oil going below $20 again
>static, maybe down 5%

How does that happen?

Imagine not being bored of how easy this game is.

explain

Unironically priced in (not the ebin maymay but the real deal).

Anime

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>Robinhood Rollercoaster

Oil bros whats happening?

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I literally told you retards to buy the Boeing dip today, but of course you didn't listen. Now look at it. I'm literally making so much fucking money right now.

TSM $50 call just purchased. What banks are going to be red tomorrow?

The Twin Towers

$BA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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Double top into short walk off a pier.

Can you smell the greed? Jerome's got your back go all in on TSLA for big profits.

For me, it's still TMDX. Duke is still flying all over the country scooping up hearts and burning through their single use circuits that cost upwards of 50k a pop.

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DVDs will moon when civilization collapses!

So what happens now that the FED has openly violated the federal reserve act?

I WANT YOU TO SHORT EVERYTHING THAT PEDO SOLD. I NEED CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS ON ADULT WOMEN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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I'm going to rip my dick off from jerking off to this.

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Thoughts on T earnings plays next week? Is this a buy and hold at this point or do we get a further discount next week?

Also TDG seems really undervalued, if you bought RTX why not pick up some TDG? They have been steadily growing until the big rona crash? Am I missing something here? More choppas will be needed regardless of when this is over.

double bart

Lol

The moon is in folks.

This was supposed to be a red day and I'm flat on a heavy leverage long position that made +30% yesterday

nothing

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Lmao it's a cryptocurrency Bartshead. AYYY CARAMBA.

Make it a triple. On the Fed.

>oil was almost green (5 minutes ago)
>look now
woof

>Trumbux comes in
>Markets go down
????

When the fuck is SCO gonna tank so l can buy some?

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>There are anons in this thread that don't ethically invest and consume
I hope you know that you are part of the problem

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Did they turn the buy algos on?

If a central bank has shareholders, why can't I buy shares in it?

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The moment you involve feelings into investments you end up like that felon retard holding heavy ass SNSS bags.

you missed it
oil is going to go down and then in may its going to go back up and keep going up until it goes back to normal.
SCO as a leverage oil short isn't going to go back down, and then go up again.
Unless for some reason there really is a corona 2nd wave or something

Most of the people getting Trumpbux probably aren't investing them

The goyim shuffle

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Nothing because the haven't. Open your eyes the big money made everyone believe it so you can buy in with no fear of a crash.

emotion is important for reasoning in humans. You just have to have a clear mind and use it properly.

Oh god it's a glitch in the matrix.... Check SPY it's down $100 from where it was 5 minutes ago. WTF DID THEY CHANGE!!!!

>tfw shorted the shit out of that retard rally yesterday
youtube.com/watch?v=gzwlhHdhOcc

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Can anyone tell me what's happening with UAVS?

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Too poor. Can't get a seat on the NYSE without 4 million dollars either.

> trump bux arrive this morning
> 1/3 in stocks
> 1/3 in precious metals
> 1/3 in magic

Do I hold this spxs call or not

>back up in May
>not aware of second wave currently happening in china

how do I short you?

This.

This entire thing is just a ruse to get people to buy back in so the major corporations and the elites can cash out without a major loss in time before the bottom falls out.

WTC allahu akhbar

>>not aware of second wave currently happening in china
source?

Look what happened to LTRPB lol