/smg/ - Stock Market General

baggie needs a hair transplant edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/armpit-sex

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
askjeeves.com

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Is it oger?

We are about to see if there is a dump or pump at EoD for FTSE and DAX

purchase usfd?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Massive recovery end of day. You've been warned.

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doubt it, they dont have them like burgers do

I hate women.

102 nations asked the IMF for money lol
They predict 9% US unemployment for 2021!

I don't know what calls and puts are
I buy
I dont pay rent
I dont go grocery shopping
I dont pay bills
I dont pay for movies and video games
I buy whatever is under ten bucks
Airlines, tech, commodities I don't understand anything
Sugar futures is ten cents? Buy
Ford is five bucks? Buy
Hong kongese startup operated from the laptop of a tofu stand owner? Buy
I buy

HAL is raping my ass.

Ugh fuck white people

memes aside

it can literally go either way

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Profitable day trader here.

Just walk away. The trading is shit today and not worth watching. Its going to crab. Futures will dump overnight.

I'm sure they feel the same about you poor fag

How long until Boeing bounces back--tomorrow?

LTRPB up 272%

>JC Penney

WHERE DID ALL OF MY MONEY GO?

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What should you be buying today?

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I fucking love this image, thank you to whoever made it

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SH

>doomer who thinks the coronavirus is a nothingburger but instead believes wealthy are taking advantage of the hysteria to redistribute the wealth of boomers into their coffers
Why haven't you taken the mannarino pill yet?

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eurostocks and DAX really reminds me of 3 weeks ago, ahh what good times

>tomorrow

I’ve got some news for you, son

can you tell me when you get out and think it's about to dump?

playtime is over bears

Mr. Powell! Go on do your duty!

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Today is a good day for me thus far, maybe you have the wrong positions.

This crash and the coming depression is god punishing boomers for their greed and stupidity prove me wrong

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just how green will tomorrow be

So uh.....where is the BRRRRRRRRR

Where did all those bull memes go???

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>sell my positions yesterday
>check stocks for the first time today
Holy shit

This dump feels 2 days too early.
>implying it wasn't a virus specifically targeted for them

Oil bros BTFO

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based

VOO

Checked

good play user

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If youre a boomer who hasn't made it, youre fucking retarded and deserve nothing. Everything that generation touched turned to gold. Moving away from the gold standard and charging their children and their children's children interest was the easiest play of all time.

Imagine literally being the first generation in the history of mankind to pass on less wealth than it inherited. This is objectively true.

I agree

This is a huge excuse to inflate more and destroy social security more

But seriously, why did the market stagnate from ~1999 to 2010 (during the height of globalization. And why did the Great Recession have such a severe impact on the market, compared to other recessions?

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i'm tempted to sell all my shit today (i'm green).
i feel liike we're going to have another dip like the one we had in early mach.

They can't die soon enough, fuck 'em

I think I'm just going to drive around for a while. I hope I have the will to come back. Good luck to you all.

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i "made" the one in the middle, it was a real screenshot from the show

Give me one good reason not to buy 35k worth of GEO right now. Ex div is tomorrow, it seems like free money

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should I go balls deep on brk.b?
will it go back to pre-corona levels?

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40+, not sooner. Oppenheimer upgraded it to 42 or something.