What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two chicks at the same time

50% in bat bois from Larry
25% in merc blowjob dimes
25% on imitation crab meat delivered by HO trainset inside vacuum sealed shipping containers

But I did win the lottery, buying BTC when it was at $20.

Tbf buying anywhere south of $250k will be considered a lottery win from 2024

A small fully-stocked farm in the middle of nowhere, a tomboy assistant to manage the farm, luxury holidays every year for my family.

Humans are strange creatures, if they think you didn't earn your money fairly, they will feel entitled to part of it. If you tell them you earned your money through hard work, they will congratulate you; if you tell them you got it through luck, they will ask you for a "loan".

>What would you do if you won the lottery?

I already have mate, I own 1.2 million Shipchain.

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Buy/build a fortified compound with enough food and water for at least two years plus fuel. Solar panels and a battery. Only go out when absolutely necessary. Make sure to have back ups of everything. If I had enough money build compound near a river in an area that gets no snow. Mini hydro electric generator for extra energy. Home gym. Vitamin supplements. Massive collection of blurays, books and magazines along with internet connection to know what's going on. Lock myself away for as long as possible until things blow over. If things get worse, off myself before I starve to death.

Stop working. Lie in my hammock on my balcony all day and read on my e-reader. Find investments that produce a passive income I can live from. Maybe study CS and mathematics, perhaps philosophy. Make some children with my girlfriend and hire someone so I only have to look after them for a couple of hours each day.

drugs

30% gold, 30% BTC, 30% LINK, convert 10% into CHF and wait for the stock market bottom.

buy DOGE and triple them

i would buy every user a permanent forever gf w/ gr8 feets for you to cum on

her being a qt 3.14 may or may not apply

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I definitely wouldn't keep it in cash on a pallet

pump links price for my frens

I will invest money in crypto with a diverse startegy, so that risk is minimized, now the investment in altcoins and proper selection of altcoin is very important, for which you need to have a thorough knowledge of the project/service you are investing, during my research I have come across the project called Trias it is one of the best blockchain projects around with real-world use cases. It is being used by large multinational companies and is generating revenue from its products as well. It is sharing the revenue created from the sale of its Dapp Triasforce to its community. They are starting their staking program soon and it could be a great opportunity to get in at the bottom. it is one of the cool projects I have come across !!!!!

I'd buy a hat factory and keep all the hats for myself.

all in on TQQQ

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The way to always have fresh meat with out a fridge in a jungle, is you put extra meat in your brothers belly.
I will make a large party, invite a lots of young healthy families. and tell them that they could have free electricity in exchange of 3 hours work per week, in any community project, that they will choose by them self, based on their needs.
I would create nice place for families to live and work with out usury and lie. Rule of the people by popular peoples congress will be self governing system. Every one should have free of charge home to live. pursue their passions and interest. I would create nice meadow in the darkness of forest modern civilization. where people could live contribute to each others well being with out usury and lie. Rule of the people (democracy) at work , with neighbors and in hobby places. I will be a men who people listen to, because I writing checks, until everyone could live by their own activities and make own decisions. But until then, everyone will do Yoga with me every morning and have no mas media only radio that translate my speech all day long,
and my portrait at home until they all together start live on their own with out my support.
I would create nice place for people to live and work with out any dependency to outside world.
Money will be used only to deal with world out side and never trade or hustle with your neighbors at any circumstances. If you want to give from the heart you welcome if you too greedy then go to the Time Bank where you can find who needs what, where in order to exchange time of favors with each other. Means you don't need to repay me hour for hour you can repay that hour to some one who need your skills. It takes whole village to rise awareness.
Safety is in taking care of everyone so that will be no one to be afraid of. I am rich compered to who? and who I am with out all you ?

bang hookers till my dick fell off

Depends on how much I win?
The obvious answer is house, car, boat, plane, gold, silver, retirement account, watches and paintings, rugs and stem cells. Beyond that maybe a virgin white wife to breed

I won the lottery when I was born. So let me tell you: you will do nothing, drink a lot, and be stupid, and never happy.

>Humans are strange creatures, if they think you didn't earn your money fairly, they will feel entitled to part of it. If you tell them you earned your money through hard work, they will congratulate you; if you tell them you got it through luck, they will ask you for a "loan".
Well you're a huge fucking retard pussy who guaranteed will never make it. Be a fucking man and tell them they're wrong and to go fuck themselves if they ask you for a loan or they imply you didn't earn their money. Just tell them to get the fuck off your property and don't worry about it anymore. Why would you resort to creating some intricate fiction in order to win their approval like a fucking woman kill yourself.

use it all on lottery tickets