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He’s possibly the most egotistical man on the planet.

>inb4 reddit and basedjack memes

>MFW I fell for the direct deposit meme
>MFW I won’t be getting a physical check signed by Trump from the department of treasury to frame on my wall
Why even live.

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That's weird. I'd think it would be some other gov official like Mnuchin (treasure head) or some shit.

Don't cash it, it will be worth something to collectors in 20 years

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This, trump is a genius

>signed by Trump
not signed by him
wonder how much it'll delay the checks getting printed

>Tax payers get their money back
Based

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My bank has a system where you can sign the back of a check, take pictures of both sides, and deposits the money through an app
You get to keep the check :3

hey goys remember me i gave u trumpbux, make sure to vote me. Dw about wealth transferring to corporate and eating your purchasing power. haha just brrr

And all value will be destroyed with that signature,
unsigned cheques will go for significantly more.

Pelosi is offering me $25,000 for being an essential worker in a hazardous environment.
Whoever gives me more money gets my vote
Starting now
>Trump score: 1200
Pelosi Score: 100 points for simply suggesting $25,000

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>wonder how much it'll delay the checks getting printed

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Should buy other people's cheques for cash and a slight premium and hold them.

It'll go next to my other memorabilia

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1.) Sign on piece of clear tape
2.) Affix clear tape to signature line on check loosely
3.)?????
4.) Profit

God damnit man, some poeple were going to fall for it I'm sure.
I mean I was only pretending to be retarded.

It might be worth more with the signature who knows. You could be bigger than Trump in 25 years.

I’m going to sign the check with ink that disappears after 5 minutes, no one will notice

BASED

Why are the number so blurry?

Is it because the Dow is currently even higher than that?

I just got my direct deposit today but it was $2400, does anyone have any idea why? I was married in 2018 but divorced and this year's taxes I filed as single so unless they used 2018 I can't think of why... not complaining though

>unless they used 2018
They 100% used your 2018 taxes
They only use 2019 if you didn’t file 2018
If you didn’t file either then u get nothing

I got $120,000 today, but I can’t figure out why... someone must have fat fingered the deposit. LOL

If it’s from the treasury and you don’t give it back they will fuck you in the ass. Larp tho

very nice

>They 100% used your 2018 taxes
WTF I'M NOT GETTING MY MONEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fr?

Fuck, I regret direct depositing it.

every single one of them is hand signed
several years

Someone got 8.2 million
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His haters are the stupidest human on earth

Yeah I just double checked and it’s $120 MILLION!!!
Wtf!!!

I JUST TRIPLE CHECKED AT ITS ACTUALLY $120 BILLION!!! HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF IS THIS?!?!?!