I have never invested in my life until last week...

I have never invested in my life until last week. I bought 8 shares last of Tesla as my first investment because Elon smokes weed and I already pre-ordered the Cybertruck.

That is all.

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Omg how did they get the cat to dance like that???

Yo this cat wildin out

It's a paid actor.

Imagine having an amazing ball bag like this cat?

Wtf is this real?

Telsa jumped 13% today. Well-timed investment brother; I would hold.

yooooooooo

Of course its real but how can we profit from this

Imagine having a giant scrotum like this cat

Excuse me, that cat is exceptionally talented!

Holy shit it's real because the shadow matches up

Should ve gone for virgin galactic as I did friend

what a talented cat
he's good

buy cat stocks and cat crypto

Bro is this real?

This is awful! It hurts the cat!

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Wtf how’d the cat learn that

It's fake you retards

lmao look at this retard

die reddit

sneed

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>he doesn't know

thank you I was waiting for someone to post this

yes, the earth is flat too
get the fuck out of here retard, you need to have a >130iq at least to post here

Based
Earth is flat

>I already pre-ordered the Cybertruck.
No, you didn't.

Yes I did...

That cat is cute.

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Is this real?

I bought one million dollars of tesla at 15 dollars in my fantasy wall street game in high school (we were given 1.5 million). I told my dad to invest but he never did.
I've contemplated suicide multiple times because of this.

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Okay, silver bullion lover

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