fuck it, at this point i don't care anymore. i want SPY 400. 500, in fact. i want this to go down as the joke in history when 90% of industries were closed and the market tripled in value. people will laugh at how you made so much worthless money but i'll still have my bobo memes.
Even if this were a normal market this rally has overstayed its welcome, in a bear market you're just asking for another crash at this point, and we are still in a bear market.
James Garcia
Nothing can stop Jerome. Now is the time of the false bull. Be patient for the era of the true bear.
What will be the catalyst for the free fall? Will it just happen out of the blue, or do you think that there will be an event of series of events that trigger it?
down 46k will be when the freefall comes. good luck, bear
Chase Lewis
i can't take it any more user. i'm not wealthy but i made a good amount off of the BA crash. i thought 'wow, this is easy!' 90% of my fucking plays are getting me ass rammed. i'm losing my shit here.
>CNBC - futures plunge by adding 500 points to the dow on bad earnings that are bullish They just have a madlibs they fill in right?
Daniel Ross
I fucking thought it was going to happen today with Goldman Sach's earnings. BUT WHO AM I TO THINK THAT AN EARNINGS LOSS OF 75% IS A REASON TO FREAK OUT? THAT SOUNDS BVLLISH TO ME BOYS
I LOST 600 FUCKING DOLLARS ON THAT BET.
Xavier Moore
What bear indicators are you looking for?
Joseph Carter
AIRLINE MINI BAILOUT
Ryan Green
WHO just got btfo'd
Jonathan Hill
I have long suspected biz media of posting ai generated articles without even bothering to proofread the result first.
Aiden Green
me tomorrow bought puts on BAC, clown world will fuck me with green dildos
frens i'm holding a SNAP 12.50 put for 4/17, and a SPY 249 put for 4/24 someone tell me it's going to be okay
Xavier Reed
>from >CHY-NAH
Nathaniel Russell
They don't have the power to save the economy. They have the power to temporarily buoy stock prices and bank balance sheets. We're going to see a record level of zombie companies and unemployment, shrinking economic growth, regardless of what they do. They can just keep on dumping money into securities so the line goes up and to the right until inflation catches up to them or allow it to drop now to reflect the reality of the economy.
It's a delay game that they can only play for so long, and it has no bearing on what's going on outside of Wall Street. Just a nightmare for people trying to invest reasonably.
Jose Myers
they're even too dumb for that, they just hire bloggers to write for them
Cooper Watson
How do I short niggers?
Grayson Hernandez
$GEO
Hudson Kelly
Stochastics, MACD, PROC, RSI, short volume, volume in general, I literally can not find a single bullish indicator right now.
Hudson Cruz
unironically short companies with nig CEOs or diversity quotas in high corporate positions
Yeah. I'm slowly moving into my short position, similar to the previous pic related. If I'm off by a day or two, I'm not too concerned.
Carson Campbell
Key highlights: - Stocks are extremely oversold, and will continue going up. - Expect higher volatility going into the trading day tomorrow. - Consider hedging by buying calls and puts.
>market goes down 20 points >Donnie dumps another cool 3T into it eternal bull market now, even as the masses starve and no one has a job, green line go up
Anthony Green
>time to blame china and WHO yet he's right
Ryan Sullivan
ok boomer.
Mason Hall
>MACD Do americans really get their investing advice from McDonald's?
Charles Rogers
>WHO IS KILL WHO IS KILL >WHO IS KILL WHO IS KILL >WHO IS KILL WHO IS KILL >WHO IS KILL WHO IS KILL >WHO IS KILL WHO IS KILL >WHO IS KILL
Parker Fisher
yeah the WHO should have used its navy to take out the US government and implement the course of action it was recommending by force.
Jonathan Davis
Do those things look different than they did last Monday?
Wyatt Green
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Imagine not being long in this market. People are sitting on more cash than they've seen in years. No one's spending money on anything, once they lift these orders, everyone is going to start buying everything possible as fast as possible and the entire economy is going to RIP. Reminder that all of this red is artificial and everything will hit ATH within a month of businesses reopening.
Note that we have not yet past the day's key resistance levels, but momentum shows we should shatter the lower two boundaries soon after opening, if not before opening. The higher resistance we can also expect to be broken by the end of the day. If the price line can't break through the upper resistance line by the end of the day tomorrow, then that could send the broader economy into a recession spiral.
absolutely based now all that money can go straight into the stock market
Hudson Richardson
V downvoted
Owen Gomez
Yes, see for example.
Cooper Foster
>a virus similar to flu DOESN'T transmit from human to human contact how can W.H.O be so stupid
Jordan Anderson
any dutchbro/eufag here, holds for tomorrow?
Easton Scott
At this point the news could be. That the Saudis have pumped ALL their oil 100 Trillion barrels. Oil is now being given out for free to anyone who wants it.
That COVID has a 98% morality rate and is actually also a strain of AIDS virus created by China.
That everyone small business in the USA is now closed permanently and 150 million people are unemployed.
And that the South has once again seceded from the Union and declared war on the North and also Mexico.
And this clown ass market would still open tomorrow bright green and close 5% higher.
