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bears btfo

I feel refreshed and uplifted.

Thank you based Jerome Powell

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Surely we haven't hit the bottom yet, right?

just don't invest anymore than you can afford to lose :^)

Those poor bears

and I don't mean in the sad way

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When is this dead cat bounce over?

SPY 240 by Friday. Sorry bulls.

I am financially ruined.

i should have stuck to shitcoins

>buy NIO for 3k
>wait 10 years
>become a millionaire

Or do you hate free money?

As soon as I learn to time the market ill live in Hawaii with this gril!

What are some divvies you're in?

>mfw I put it all into BP

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10 yrs from now

Where my fellow /slaveowners/ at?

you did invest in niggers nogging yesterday when i told you to user, right?

long GEO

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Why is BAM rebounding?

AHHHHHHH MY FUCKING PUTSSSSSSSSS FUCK YOU

Thank you for the gains Jpow and Mnuchin. Us bulls owe you a lot.

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The dead cat has had rocket boosters strapped onto all four paws and is now heading towards space.

This is just a bull trap, right guys? These SQQQ bags are getting heavy.

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There's no coping anymore bobro. Only sadness.

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>Being a "financially educated bear"
>Not riding Mr. J's magic V shaped recovery train straight to the fucking moon.

What should I buy at the 3:30 sell off?

GME bros..............

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love some of you guys really. But some of you are some of the most oblivious, stupid, pants on head retarded, here this from last night:

>>what did you think was going to happen
>not banana republic-tier money printing under a supposed fiscally conservative administration
>but jews

WHO THE FUCK EVER THOUGHT TRUMP WAS A FISCAL CONSERVATIVE? DID YOU JUST START PAYING ATTENTION NOW???

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

He’s peak boomer! He’s gonna max out the credit card!! HE CUTS TAXES AND INCREASES SPENDING LIKE NO PRESIDENT EVER BEFORE!!!
Hahahahaha haha

this is gonna tank by close

>>/18459366/
>>/18459366/
I saw a good youtuber's description of what's happening:

"If this market actually recovers then there will be no reason ever again to short the market. The fed can literally just print money until the market recovers."

It's really true. If this market seriously goes back to normal after this serious of a crash by printing money then our government will do it for every single recession. What does that mean? Every 10 years, when we have a recession, your savings will decrease by probably like 30% from the fucking inflation. There will never be any reason to save ever again.

You know what else that means? It means that the bankers will be slowly bleeding every American dry as the money is dilated.

I wanted to be a millionaire. I compromised. I bought $300 worth instead.

rope these treasonous kikes

just following the market.

>was having doubts about my SPY 275 April 27 puts
>just doubled down
Fuck it bros, I'm going balls deep. Pray for me.

If digits then we will end at 2900 today

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Surely JPow will raise interest rates when everything gets settled?

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>Being a bear at a time when literally the will of the entire planet is being manifested against the direction you want.

kek

that's the game we playing m8

it's a printy print world

>RTX is orbiting

I'm cooming.

Bears on suicide watch

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BASED DIVVIES POSTER

BEARS ARE GETTING

B
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F
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The markets will tank if that happens. That's what they attempted to do in 2018 and look at the reaction that resulted. The markets will not tolerate interest rate raises because they know the degree to which the bubble is being supported by QE.

Oh no! Dividends got cut. Nothing personel

>Where my fellow /slaveowners/ at?
If only we had know how bearish...

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I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY THE BARBER BACK NOW? HE DOESN'T TAKE CRYPTO!

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you realize in 2008 that it took months to find a 'bottom' . Markets rally multiple times, bigly, every recession
Its literally the Feds job. And yes, they will buy equities if they have to

maybe late 2021 kek

AFTER ATHs are hit and broken by 10% so bulls are safe

>Investing in Chink companies.
Not even once.

I feel soo bad for them

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No worries.

Reverse splits on JNUG next week
Should I hold my shares :^) ???

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>holding cash
in this monetary environment kek

All that sidelines trillions has no where to go but into stocks and they will realize it, they want a dip that won't happen because everyone in equities knows this

Why not after every 6 years of gains, you just move into much more modest investments with baby safe stop losses? Also if this is true, every recession it will be a great time to all in on the dipperino. At least match inflation.

Good luck offing them now

No one gives a fuck

That's it, I liquidated all my stocks except for microsoft, this shits gonna blow up

retards. you cant raise interest rates when debt is this high. the only thing that will cause a drug addict to go into rehab all by himself is when he completely collapses and is unable to go on anymore from system overload.

if you think the fed is ever, EVER normalizing interest rates before monetary collapse you are a fool.

>reverse split
How fucking gay. The stock is rebounding already, just let it rise.

I don't. They sit in every threads whining about the fed. The stock market has always been rigged why bet against the house?

>U.S economy in a lockdown
>earnings a shit
>record high unemployment
AAAAAHHHHH THE EVERYTHING BUBBLE WAS SUPPOSED TO POP YOU LIED TO ME PETER SCHIFF

Hero, thank you

True, with this increased debt there will be a lot more pressure to inflate

gonna be great for equity shareholders in growth/tech stocks

If you thought tech led the 2019 rebound wait...

aapl just RIPPED through 286

fuck this stupid nigger market I hope everyone dies

>All that sidelines trillions has no where to go but into stocks
Wrong. It can go into gold.

Thats pretty much it.
Why would they EVER stop printing money during every recession?
I'm still getting people calling me "retarded" for saying that... yet they never answer the question

Technically gold is up a good amount so you would have profited off his advice

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It just means the bubble will pop again now.

anyone knows about pic related? any recommendations?

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why the fuck is the market up so much? are we unironically going back to SPY 300+ by the end of the month? i mean what the actual fuck is going on here? what is our consensus on this issue, not meme'ing but actually what do we currently think of this situation?

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BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

lol

All the gold bugs desperately try to sell gold to people. That's weird huh. Do other investors sell their shares via commercials?

What's your average amount of shares/$ per stock? Is it pretty even or do you favor better divvies

>gonna be great for equity shareholders in growth/tech stocks
yeah im the incoming tsunami of deflationary pressure is going to be great for equities

No where else you want your monies.

Gilded age.

Big companies will benefit the most over the next few years.

Whenever I watch a street fight with a man and a woman and the man fucking decks her, she just keeps coming at him.

It's so abnormal. She keeps getting concussed and bloodied but comes at him nonstop until he finally sleeps her.

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It did pop and then the Fed rescued it. The worst part is that there is a conspiracy to hide that they did from normies. Business headlines all lie and say "markets up on [news]" when they should say "markets up because the Fed rescued them.

I'M FISCALLY RUINNNNNEEEDDDD
MY PUTSSSSS YOU PROMISED ME I'D MAKE MONEY BY BEING FEARFUL WHEN OTHERS ARE GREEDY
THEY CAN'T JUST PRINT THEIR WAY OUT OF THIS AND TWEETING ABOUT A V-SHAPED RECOVERY
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO PAY OFF MY SWITCH I JUST BOUGHT AND I NEED MORE HRT MEDS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fed printing money triggered the golden bull run. Stocks are literally never allowed to go down, they will not allow it, so it's a positive feedback loop that feeds into it's own growth.

>gold mooning since 2018
>no argument
typical retard

Any deflationary effect will be much more temporary than the inflationary pressures over the next 2 years.

Is this the luckin coffee version of tesla which itself is the wework of the car industry?

why are there so many reddit fags in here lately??

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it's the culture.

IT

JUST

KEEPS

GOING

UP

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people arent even greedy yet. look at the fear/greed index

check gold vs any tech stock

and gold is going to drop within a month

FUCKING FUCK BEARS THROW IN THE TOWEL!!!! GET OUT YOU STUPID FUCKS

im very suspicious of this, it makes it sound like i can just put all of my money into any reasonable company's stock and it will guaranteed make a bunch of money because of the FED. it can't be that easy. certainly there will be a rug pull moment at some point.

>temporary
the temporal value is not what matters, but the magnitude. this is the most global debt that has ever existed in human history. the amount that the fed has printed so far does not even cover 1/10th of that. the fed is going to have to print so much money that they are going to lose all credibility.

AWOOOGA

AWOOOOGA

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The short term indicators are saying "super greedy", it's the long term ones that are conflicting and saying "fear". I think you can deduce what that means.

Uh huh.....

I warned you about oil yesterday, anons. Multiple times.
Hope you listened

Oil cratering

>OIL GET A HISTORIC PRODUCTION CUTS
>OIL DUMP

>EARNING REPORTS ARE WORST THAN EXPECTED
>+2.3%

Make bull hay while the sun shines and sell this week.

matter of time

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>in the future
>gold going down
>tech stocks going up
youve got it backwards retard

No with Jerome's intervention everything but the bubble popped. That's why we have TSLA at ATH when other normal things are bleeding.

Trump out right informed everyone of a very fast recovery. He basically said "just hold if you got fucked", "buy the dip". The man literally spelled it out.

I've made $300 using $4k of my student loans investing in SPY since the stock market bottom of March 20th.

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what is more valuable

A shiny rock

or

A company making things with growth in revenue / profit

You can hate the dollar and love stocks. Grow up from being a gold bug

Can we have a moment of silence for hank steinbrenner?

>it can't be that easy.
It's that easy.

>Humanity finds a cure
>Economy gets decimated
Calling it now

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source?

I was being sarcastic, Im a Trickster, was I funny?

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>everything but the bubble popped
that is so true.

I have a complete stranger (with woman ID) trying to call me over skype saying she wants to know more about me.
Is this a trap?

The best investing strategy for the last 10 years has been to turn your brain off and buy the dip.

Thank you.

Dax glitch today was a dead giveaway that all of this is pure gravity defying bullshit.
Literally buy whatever the fuck you want and watch. You pick a logo at this point