/smg/ - Stock Market General

pig market edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/stockings/

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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Taiwan is a country.

renegade province

So banks are getting hit today, surely other sectors are going to get hurt when they have to release earnings?

Where are the oilbros at? How you guys doing?

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Banks are fucked

UH MUMUS, DID WE GET TOO COCKY?
we're only +350 now

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Okay, Chang.

China a FUCK
Chinese RATS a SHIT

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Still going all in on black gold
Buy it now while it dips on a daily basis

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BRAAAAAP

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long for tiddies

whats in for EOD?

WHERE ARE ALL MY HAL CHADS?? HALLIBURTON HALLIBURTON OOH OOH OOH
WHERE ARE ALL MY HAL CHADS?? HALLIBURTON HALLIBURTON OOH OOH OOH
WHERE ARE ALL MY HAL CHADS?? HALLIBURTON HALLIBURTON OOH OOH OOH

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>MUMU GET 3 WEEKS
>BOBO GET 20 MINUTE

it really suck being a bear

im white

It's all so tiresome

Taiwan is a country, Tibet is a country, Buddhism is the greatest religion, and Xi Xinping is a lesser man than a jannie

Buy the OIL dip you fucking faggots. XOM, MRO, Conoco etc.

what happens to oil?

TRUMPBUX TRUMPBUX TRUMPBUX
TRUMPBUX TRUMPBUX TRUMPBUX

$1200 $1200 $1200 $1200 $1200 $1200

FUCK INFLATION BRING IT ON

Not buying your bags bro sorry.

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Has HAL suspended their dividends or they still plan on handing them out? Thinking about dropping $250 on HAL today

>Following the lemming boomers who throw money at the worst economic data to ever be seen
lmao desu

>up
>down
>up
>down

OH NO GUYS... IT'S *HIM* AGAIN

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What does this mean for WTI prices? They would decrease output to drive up prices right?

USO, soon... soon..

What am I supposed to throw money at if the stock market is a shitshow?

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

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Bears don’t understand what QE INFINITY means

BAM, NET, RTX

AND WE'RE BACK BITCHES

SEE YOU AT 2900

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Fellow HAL chad here. Picked up 500 shares under 8 dollars today. In it for the long haul. Wont sell till she doubles

>Herr Bognadoff, ze trap iz zet

Good, wait for eem to take ze bait, zen spring eet

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just short the damn thing.
or get some videogame related shit.

The government is still putting harsher restrictions on daily lives. Wtf is going on right now. Why is nobody speaking up and trying to open things back up.

How do I get Trumpy Bux?? Does it just go to my bank or do I need to do something? I have a direct deposit to my account through my work, does Uncle Sammy have what he needs?

HELP

>Still no trumpbux

I'm only going to get $300 or so but I want it dammit

Ooooh yeah boy got my TRUMPBUX

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the BAMF, the NEET, and the UGLY

Why do you day traders say not to hold overnight when almost all the action is after hours in this gap up crabshit market

What did we do, /smg/ to deserve all this cancer?

Will we ever go back to the good old threads? Things were so much better during the 2018 crash and V-bottom.

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B O G G liked my Insta

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because protecting your money is the first order of business.

awesome.. gunna hit up my tenants to make sure they give me all their trumpbux

kill yourself you anime fuck

your parents are so disappointed in you

fucking neck yourself faggot and maybe they can forgive themselves for raising a failure like yourself

is that way

You have one thread to explain why you're not all in on this RIGHT NOW

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put the phone down bro

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Because the jews are doing that on purpose. The current goal is to prevent the goyim from gaining any money. Clown pump up to kill the shorters, and then dump into crab to kill off the bulls. Action happens overnight to force you to gamble everyday in the hopes you sunk fallacy after the wrong gamble.

Normally action happens during the day, but we are in a fake and gay fed kike market.

NAK
>NAK
NAK
>NAK

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because clothing trends always change and i'm not interested in keeping up with em

WHY

DO

YOU

SPACE

LIKE

YOU

ARE

MAKING

BREAKS

ON

WSB

?

Just how strong is the FED?

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faggot

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I thought losing money was the first order of Yas Forumsness

It isn't day trading if you hold overnight and there may be more price movement but it can easily gap past your stoploss and lead to huge losses. Day traders don't want to expose themselves to that.

sold my puts at the top today and switched to calls, ask my anything.

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I probably did something bad while I was drunk and now we're all getting punished.

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Holy shit, this meme stock pumped?

Stocks simply never go down

>Bogging yourself to save the bears
You're the hero they dont deserve

are you parents proud of you?

do you think they talk about you in a good way? ever?

they go to sleep at night disappointed and sad in how you turned out

OHH NOO ATHX BROS

anyone else holding APA

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Warren Buffett here. Just wanted to drop by and say keep up the good work!

save me, gregory

Sounds like some serious projection bro.

I am (soon to be) financially ruined

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Thanks!

For people not willing to accept racist TrumpBux, you my dispose of them into my account.

Why can't I buy chicken futures?

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Sir, did we do good?

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>racist TrumpBux
Is that a thing in the media or something? WTF does that even mean?

>are you parents proud of you?
>do you think they talk about you in a good way? ever?
>they go to sleep at night disappointed and sad in how you turned out

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what the fuck dude WHY

thanks dad

I tried gamma scalping a spy straddle.. why didn't it work

are you the negro one?

bulls to the left

bears to the right

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PRICED IN

Yas Forums can make it a thing.

If the mantra is buy low sell high, shouldnt i buy now?
Why is everyone selling.

I miss seeing this image several hundred times every day from browsing /metal/ on Yas Forums.

>T. Numale

Do your parents know that you can't properly form a paragraph and fail at basic English? Imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars and the end result is you create some idiot that gets seriously upset when people like something they don't.

AIKI TO THE MOOOOOOOOON

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Ingles Markets is heading back down today. I last picked up shares at $32. With any luck, we may have similar prices again soon. Although it's probably a good buy at $36 anyway.

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Post the other image

>he posted?
>like it

guilty as charged

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back to fgoal you fucking retard

Ur good homie

am now thanks

it's almost time fren
denvergold.org/company-webcast/xpl19/219/

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>18458596
>goes on anime website with his free time
>proceeds to tell strangers how disappointed their parents are in them
This is the most pathetic thing I've seen on Yas Forums, and I've seen a guy livestream his suicide for Yas Forums.

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Just trade corn. corn = chicken feed so your fluctuations in corn correlate to the fluctuations in chicken. I mean from egg to oven is only like 4 months. Why would you need a futures contract?

omg i think i am going to be sick. i cant belive i just did this. i was home alone, feeling depresed, and i had this urge, i dont know why, and i dont know why i am telling evry one this but i feel like i have to or it will vbe in my head all day. i walked into the kitchen to make a sandwich, and my dog was lieing there, probly because he likes the feeling of the cool tiles. and idk why i did this but i did, i just picked up a fork and threw it at him, and i mean i threw it HARD, he made a LOUD whimpering sound, i never heard a dog scream before that. and then i just went crazy with the fork and now i think he might be dead. i dnt no if i should tell any one or not vbecause i font want to go to jail or any thing.

That guy was a legend, when the mom and police walk in and ut was still livestreaming. What a trip.

bullish

Well. I am either gonna make it or break it now. I was normal, hedging properly and being a good investor. My account is now in danger, I just went full short and full inverse ETF's to max allowed requirement. Except for RTX. Let's go, make it or break it going into tomorrow.

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>elon musk is a weeaboo
>samuel l jackson is a weeaboo
>kanye west is a weeaboo
>marianne williamson is a weeaboo
we haven't even scratched the surface

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Imagine not being a bull right now LMAO

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Uh

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kill urself

b-bros, I think I'm about to go long on Disney

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Thanks, buying calls

Somebody tell me why Athersys is going up. Should I hold them or sell? I'm up 13%

>invest in P&G because people buying toilet paper like gold
why arn't you investing into the toilet paper making companies user?

why would you go to jail for killing an animal?

You went all in on RTX?

why not invest in GPRE, guys?

God fucking damn will someone tell me what the fuck is a wsb

i'll answer that as soon as you tell me why fucking UBER and LYFT needed to go public in the first place.. like wtf... what do they need to go public for?

>touhou
>anime
newfag detected

This picture depicts the bull demon and people shorting the market right now.

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Yas Forums here: The best cardio is HIIT like sprints or shadow boxing but any cardio is good. Just back sure after 30 minutes you're out of breath and seating. Walking is not exercise despite what "experts" tell you.

Stop with porn all together, it's not good for your dick (brain).

Weight can also affect your dick.

Be careful of cycling, if you do cycle have a hard seat NOT a soft seat.

Don't disrespect Yas Forums it's the best board after this one. APOLOGIZE!

Yas Forumsness is one of the greatest things in life! Enjoy it!

>inb4 salty comments from fatties

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KSG guy?