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Easter Leftovers Edition

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Previously on /smg/:

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when is SQQQ going to go back up? there need to be some kind of repercussions in these threads for people who are blatantly wrong

FIRST FOR BANK INEVITABLE BANK RUNS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

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>there need to be some kind of repercussions in these threads for people who are blatantly wrong
Delusion is a powerful thing.

bullbros we flew too close to the sun

GREEN LINE GO UP

Funniest shit ever lol

SQQQ will never be above 15. screencap

t. sqqq bagholder

fuck now im hungry

you didn't forget about me did you?

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STOP TRYING TO SPEAK THIS INTO EXISTENCE IT'S NOT HAPPENING

I'M A 25YR BOOMER WE DO NOT USE CASH FAGGOT I HAVENT TOUCHED AN ACTUAL DOLLAR BILL IN AT LEAST 4 MONTHS

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It's never going back up. At best, you'll be able to take a slightly smaller loss for a day, before the market jumps back up again. This is a bull run now.

These short squeezes
Jesus

>SQQQ

people actually buy meme shit like? jesus fuck.

what's everyone's favorite biomeme stock? athx, ontx?

If you don't know why GME is going up and probably will continue going up up you should stop trading for a bit because you're obviously too stupid.. just saying...

WHY GREEN LINE GO DOWN!?!?!

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CHANGE THIS TO HMTDG = HE MISSED THE DIP GENERAL

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

is jnug LOSING STEAM?

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it feel bad man, probably won't have an other chance like this in my entire life

I'm buying GALT. Wish me luck.

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Yes, did you buy the top?

HOLY SHIT I JUST WENT TO MY LOCAL WELLS FARGO TO SEE IF THIS WAS REAL AND TOOK THIS PIC

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That's the problem so when limits are introduced and you can only spend so many good goy bucks a day you're fucked.

how does it feel to be printing money fellow bull chad

If it's that obvious why didn't you know it before it started going up?

NOO, no, not Grugs stonks. Bad news today, good on rock market, stonks should go up! Good news on bat sick make stonk go down, bad news make stonk go up! Where talky man Gerome, say he bring more rock for rock market! Grug is runed!

absolutely :^)

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUMP THE MARKET WHEN EPS IS DOWN 70% ITS NOT FAIR WE COULDVE PREVENTED THIS I OCCUPIED WALLSTREET FOR AN ENTIRE SPRING BREAK AND IT DID NOTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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this man we're already a cashless society

Actually I probably shouldn’t be doing this, trolling about a bank run might be illegal, I’m just kidding fbi there’s no bank run

Guys I got a bad feeling about this market. It's like they just waiting for the smol specs to put their Trump bux into the market so we can pull the rug out from under them.

LCI hasn't squeezed. Where is my $60 a share?

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*stares off into the distance*
Why do you do this bulls? No one would be angry with you for a small bounce off the bottom. Got to keep your hope alive right? But no. You bid it straight up. 30% off the lows. Day after day after day. Well, if you thought the last drop was fast, just wait for the next one.

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>abysmal Q1 earnings reports rolling out
>we are green
How...

How the fuck is TESLA worth more than all other american auto makers combined. I'm tempted to buy puts if the premiums weren't insane.

I’m buying in at $13. Do I have autism??

all mexicans kek

Don't worry, Baggie.
The DIX will tell us soon enough when it's going down again.

priced in

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...

i feel bad about the market atm why are the banks tanking?

Imagine shorting tech stocks during the information age

gl

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Because the stock market is a simulation.

Have fun with losing money. Buy SNSS, LK too

OH NONONONONONO IT HAD JUST HIT $8. MY 10YR PLAN IS RUINED NOOOOOO

If you arent buying puts at dow 24k and calls at dow 17k then youre just downright foolish

HONK HONK

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people who bought into SQQQ simply were just dumb idiots who just bought whatever people were talking the most about here for a couple months. It was good for a few days in the middle and end of march but if you didnt take advantage of it and bought high then you got fucked. Anyone who doesnt understand inverse 3x etfs should stay the fuck out of the market. For their own sake

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no because
*moves closer to bonfire*
grug see spirits when eat the mushroom
spirits tell grug about how land and sky work- Jomee, pull up that stone tablet
yes, so even now, grug know more than before
mushroom give knowledge secrets
*looks over at cave painting*
look
mammoth must be heavy as 500 grugs, can kill you easy

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banks are basically just regulated utilities at this point

buy and index or buy growth stocks but don't unironically buy banks themselves cmon now

Don't

They have a good product, good cash flows, and absolutely excellent future prospectives as well as being ahead of the rest of the market when it comes to innovation

Don't buy puts on a product people love.

did you have calls on GME

if you pay close enough attention to LCI you'll see theres a huge war going on right now for control... bulls are taking over and when it starts to go...its going to fucking go...

LCI to $60