/smg/ - Stock Market General

meds: not taken
market: pumping
bears: coping
anime: in the OP

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/bull/

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
google.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

atom.finance
marketwatch.com/investing/stock/bcsf
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Bear marks getting worked hard, kekaroo

compounding gains are crazy

Taiwan is a country.

First for anime

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Fuck TSLA

A N I M E

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JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG

SPY 300 by friday. thank me right now

ALL I SEE IS GREEEEEEN

Based OP

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compounding is so wonderful is it not
:D

>tfw infinite sharpe ratio

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DOW IS CRESTING
GONNA DROP SOON

I was told it was going to 0

GME trying to break 6.00

Michael Burry is going to be a rich man come Monday

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The Chad Virgin is off on another moon mission

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>Jnug hit 8

Feels so good. Im still holding from 4.50 But Im holding for 9.8 cuz im greedy

There's no reason for this this happening

Thoughts on long jnug?

hey is that guy with the AMC puts here?

>no revenue
>no rent
>no employees
>no CEOs
>NO PROBLEM

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Carnival is going bankrupt for sure, but they’re selling 3 day cruises to the Bahamas for $100 right now, thinking about booking it for the slim they still exist by then

my acct is up today what I started the year with...

>he didn't go all in on RTX yesterday when it was hovering around $60.50

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>i’m going to make it

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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yeah, because he really needs more money lol

GAMESTOPCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOBO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU NOW?
HUH?!

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>you didnt buy UAL yesterday.

I only come here to laugh at retards who buy penny stocks, trade options, buy shitcoins and pay 100% premium on precious metal meme coins and some of you I assume are ok

Loaded up on SQQQ at $14

It's all in God's hands now bearbros

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I want to fuck an anime.

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600 plus, nothing drops in this clown market anymore

check out JPM, FARGO after earning, ridicolous.

check out tesla? nearly 140b worth producing nothing.

I missed my chance to sell ICD at 14 this morning. Back down to 12. Do I hang on or sell for profit now? Got in at 9.7, and I want to make more gains like an idiot.

>TFW

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

BOBOS BTFO

is there any way of having access to the bloomberg data without having to pay for one of those terminals? it just looks so much more convenient

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u finna boutta die bitch nigga

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when will you retards stop holding on to this shit for more than a day

>talking to bankruptcy lawyers
>it goes up

can someone explain this?

I'm getting a little sweaty.

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Buy and hold MFA. Just a heads up.

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Thinking about it, but the ER is higher than most.

I would but currency exchange would fuck any gains

>Making money on JNUG
>Losing it all holding SQQQ
Fuck this shitcoin.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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you guys promised me mass starvation, DOW 10000, burgers rioting in the streets, millions dead
instead we got delayed pork production, recovering DOW, burgers staying in doors, less dead than a flu season
imagine being a bear/doomer and fucking up this hard

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>GAMESTOP UP 80%
OH NO NO GAMERBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

imagine paying $24,000/year for a bloomberg terminal

someone is taking the piss surely

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Buy more SQQQ, SDOW, LK. Those fit you.

>Bloomberg data
I hope you realize they’re just a media company and puts a fancy interface / UI, but they just pay Schwab to use their systems

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>sold my -95% puts
>bought 6 cheap 4/17 GME calls
>already ITM and up 50%
I hate you jerome but mostly I hate myself

GAMESTOPCHADS ARE THE NEW FINANCIAL AND CULTURAL ELITE! RISE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> Tesla UP OVER 100% since the botom
> Amazon at ATH

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We all got memed

Discuss.

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Same. Lots of calls on SQQQ so cheap rn.

I lost an assload on oil because I didn't sell my options yesterday and they all went to .01cents as nothings moving I guess. Live and learn.

>i dont understand anything

Just put your money in a savings account

kek the heart shape cutout for easy access is so fucking top tier slutty

Pffft

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add atom.finance to the sticky. great platform to read good info for good investing all in one place.

MY JNUGGA. Bought in big at $5. We riding this shit to the fucking mooooooooon

You played yourself nigga, live and learn bro

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Yea, I learned my lesson at a big portion of my stack that the story about the the shoe shine boy in the Great Depression is right. Whenever everyone gets into something, shit is fucked on that end.

idk what to do anymore man. Keep the bear or go bull, this is stupid. I feel terrible putting money into this instead of happy like normal, like I KNOW I am fucking myself, but I also feel like I KNOW I am fucking myself by shorting, and I know if I change my positions too much I can get fucked the next day. This is truly terrible.

Cramer literally said on live tv it doesn't matter how badly our economy is doing or if we have no jobs or earnings are down, the market is separated from the world the common folks live in so we should stop trying to think about this logically. We are reaching peak clown world where investing recommendations is to ignore reality and throw a dart at the board to win.

I don't think we will be fine. I am CONVINCED we won't be. But I am losing money, so fuck it. I don't have a big enough stack to just "dedicate a small amount to shorting" while tanking longing losses, but still big enough to matter. This is maximum pain for everyone, and no professional on earth knows wtf they are doing anymore.

I dumped it this morning and bought TQQQ. May make calls on SQQQ to hedge though.

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>GAMESTOP AT 5.87
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I bought in at 3.70 and sold at 3.20. I was surprised it tanked on great earnings, but now it's starting to reflect that. Kind of kicking myself, but I'm up huge on MRNA so it's not all bad I suppose.

>pretending you understand anything
ok warren ;)

>he didn't load up on boomerstoxxx when VIX peaked

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nice withdrawal

KO CHADS SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACES. AND GET READY FOR THE GAP UP.

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RTX is doing wonderful today, up $3 so far
Cheers gents. We made it. We’re going to space

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>the Burry Squeeze is here

the air is feeling pretty thin up here bulls, don't get too cocky

>delayed pork production
I mean, that is pretty fucked up though

I'm about to go to sleep
feel free to make the next thread in like 15-20 minutes and add it :^)

FIRST STOP ON THE WAY TO 20

WE ARE RISING THE FUCK UP

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Please explain to me why GameStop is mooning so fucking hard

SHORT
SQUEEZE

Makes me want to put

Not sure if totally related, but I tried to sell around 100 bucks in AMC gift cards to one of the gift card exchanges for something like 60 cents on the dollar and they rejected it as being too risky. I didn't buy them myself (won them through other means), but I still hope they're in business long enough so I can get some use out of them.

everyone told me not to bag hold SOXL.

Well i just closed my position at 90% profit so where did i go wrong?

...

this looks kinda cool.
What did you short?

memes

>bulls, don't get too cocky
BOBO BEND THE FUCK OVER AND TAKE THIS BULLDICK

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Volume is so fucking low atm.......

Pull out now, you don't want this crazy bitch pregnant.

Buying now would 100% be a mistake
It'll drop hard

AMC, a company about go to bankrupt, is mooning.

Nothing matters.

I'd be taking profits on gold now if you're still onboard.

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>pumping over $8 now

Yep, that's a burn now watching it moon. I have a problem with holding too long and getting greedy, but it's a necessary thing for me to bail on these. Damn gambling mentality.

do you need an account to access data on schwab? not sure if non-burgers can even make accounts with them

JNUGGERS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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Yep SPCE back to 28 by EOM stupid market

Well I sold out of puts because I need to pay bills so market can now crash.

because nobody is touching stock markets lately.

I dont feel so good bros...

because i bought doom eternal from them last night

Well amazon makes sense

marketwatch.com/investing/stock/bcsf

Thoughts on this public offering from Bain Capital?

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Only thing green in my portfolio. RTX going up is the only thing I consider reasonable. I got puts on other things all mooning. Going to sell out of this clown market and start investing in collectable anime figurines.

how'd you decide which stocks to buy?

Austria is officially getting out of lockdown. Happening canceled, bobos on suicide watch.

>WE’RE GOING TO PUMP SO MUCH, YOU’RE GOING TO BE SO SICK AND TIRED OF PUMPING

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JNUGGAS STAY TRILL JNUGGAS STAY FLEXED UP!

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maybe just toss a stop loss on my GDX?
I don't see any reason to completely cut and run
Gold could proceed right up to 2k over the next few

boomie dartboard

>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i dont care how much money i would have made, i would never put my money in GME, and i will never feel bad about missing out on gains that would have come from GME.

OHHH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TO COCKY

What the fuck is even going on

;^)

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show me what you're holding

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Just buy KO. It's like easy mode.

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Judging by the volume I think only the people in this thread are able to trade

Feel the same about JNUG too. Retard rodeo.

>having moral disputes over 3 letters and a line on the screen
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