720$ by now

720$ by now.
>everything closed
>nobody buying new cars

How in the fucking world is this shit not rigged? What a fucking joke.

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>he didn't know

yeah i didn't know about your copy paste priced in meme. Now serious, how the fuck is this shit pumping? Who buys at 730$ when everything is closed?

>Ye better start believin' in the clown world, yer in one!

i'm going to long the euro to the dollar. What a joke is the USA

We have a centrally planned economy now friend. Time to get used to the new normal

I wouldn't do that if I were you. The you think the USA is a joke, have a closer look at the EU and the euro. Literally breaking at the seams, will fall apart.

Just buy silver and gold. Or puts if you are a real man.

>rigged

it's not rigged. it's a speculative bubble.

It is seriously just the guy himself fucking with shorters. He hates them.

Thinking that Tesla is mainly a "car" company

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Not only that Tesla cars are luxury goods, no one buys luxury goods when they can't even pay their rents. Clown world

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Dat nigga say he do a million robotaxi bro. A million.
Nigga das money nigga don’t chu know? Shit, they gon make bank son!

>he sees capital markets as something fundamentally tied to what's on the news and not as a giant MMORPG where people fight each other using numbers

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Brainlet. Buy gold and LINK. If you want currency to stay liquid, buy CHF and JPY.

What dumb logic. The people who can afford to buy Tesla cars in the first place are not the same people who can no longer afford their rent due to corona.

You’re right, but still imagine a lot of those potential buyers could be business owners with reduced cash flows or over-leveraged investors that are now getting a credit freeze or having places around them starting to go under.

Even those who are relatively wealthy are probably going to hold back on buying a new tesla for now

Not that any paycheck to paycheck wagies would understand the value of a Tesla in the first place

Tesla is a manufacturing solutions company, also they have a 5 year lead on all other competitors along with a shit ton of battery plants.

it is all a fucking joke, just let it fucking crash already. FUCK THE FED

I have never been more bullish on bitcoin than now

textbook bubble chart.

I’ve met people who unironically invest in Tesla. They’re not clever people.

ITT

>what is modern money theory

this is an exit pump before earnings, imagine not knowing this wtf

This. Looks like bitcoin

Earnings are already coming out.
They are shit and the market is pumping.

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tsla earnings are out? no you pleb, this is to wash shorts out before the drop back to 500 watch and see

>buying into deflation
Absolute state of Yas Forumstards.

Sorry lad- I was referring to JMP and Wells Fargo. JPM 75% drop- up we go.
When are tesla's earnings released?
I suspect this stock along with Amazon and a couple of other will moon with normie bucks. The rest of the market will lag behind.

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>buying stock at high prices from the market so you can avoid buying stock at high prices from bears
Que?

The stock market isn't real, it's just a front for gambling

jpm aint tesla is it, next week teslas drop this is the exit pump, longs got fukd on the initial drop, now shorts, then longs again, then late bears will short the bottom. thats how the game works

I just lost 20k on margin call. TSLA is unbelievable

congrats