earnings season begins
someone got too cocky
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Today is the day we crush the bears. Hey bears, liquidate or kys.
I went all in on SPXS @ 13.40
Should I neck myself?
>GME
im such a pussy...fuck
>BAM
>NET
>RTX
Invest in these if you want to be rich.
Neck yourselves manchildren
Why is the ftse being such a faggot today
It seems in the end, the stonks really does only go up
SO MANY BULLISH EARNINGS
Have you seen JPMG and Fargo? This was srly a nothingburger, understandable why futures are already up 2%
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anime website cuck
*sip*
I have BEP but not BAM. It's been good so far but will I make it?
>tfw waiting for SPY290 to cashout/dump my 401k
GREEN DAY LETSGO BOYS!
NO
Taiwan is the real China and anyone who says different is a CCP plant
Green...
Why?
Considerinf selling off more of my profitable positions. Markets too unstable for me to consider holding some of these too long.
marketwatch.com
>Strategist sees S&P 500 tumbling to as low as 1,275 before a bull market can resume
how delusional is he?
are they trying to fearmonger again?
I think boomer rocks are pretty meme but I am legit thinking about getting this. It's just so perfect for this shitfest of a year
Doesn't change the fact that you're a manchild and should neck yourself.
JPMG was less than expected, though credit losses were less also.
Talk is cheap
>elon asks for cheaper renties
>up 7% premarket
based elon
>mfw up 10k on tsla
>Futures broke the range
ANYBODY GOT THE BALLS TO TOUCH GAMESTOP??
imagine freaking out and selling your positions due to the fucking flu lmao
anime website cuck
I touched it at $2.77
I am afraid now.
also fugg for
what ta fuck? Why do you boring faggots keep making these threads? nobody is in stocks anymore old man, it's Crypto (spesifically LINK) that's all the rage for true money makers. Stocks is like watching paint dry.
Why the fuck isn’t market crashing like everyone here said it would???
Smells like out of board shitposter
Post your positions
It's around $117 on ebay for batboi. Got one coming next week
Taiwan is cool
2800 party forever
2800 party never ends
Imagine thinking Taiwan isn't a country.
Dont thinking and just going long every other day already made good profits, thought today with oil dumping its gonna hit my sl but another 1% and i have my daily 30% goal
What is the point in selling stocks? I'm 85% in NY stock exchange, 15% in GBP/USD. I know I'm overexposed. I know I should take profits. But everytime I fucking sell it goes right back up. Pandemic? BULLISH. Record job losses? BULLISH. Depression looking likely? BOTTOM IS IN. Seriously, the only way to respond to a farcical clown market like this is to go balls in and laugh at it.
to the retard that thinks RTX is going back to 100+ you might wanna stop drinking glue and read a little bit
Every share of RTN got converted to 2.3348 shares of RTX, so the $64 price of RTX is equivalent to ~$149 of RTN which, if you look at the chart is higher than it was average.
RTX to 55
If you can't make people think you're a country through force, you aren't one
I made more in the stock market last year than you and your parents have made in their entire lives. Chainlink is for incels with body odour.
>gamestop futures up 16%, fuck it they must know something I dont. Might as well join them. Anyone with me?
sorry you came here when it wasn't just Yas Forums'
Who else given up on bears and just going ALL IN.
This fucker will never crash, the only way is up. Laughable.
Can somebody please redpill me on this shit company, why it’s mooning, and what I should do with the only 1000$ I have to my name?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PATTERN
Ah, now it makes sense why everything is greening hard. Remember to say thank you.
nice trips, but boomers who were planning to retire almost necked themselves last month. You need to protect your ass, especially when stocks should be swinging much much lower. the asset price bubble is huge.
who profits more when oil is this cheap?
What is it with all these Yas Forums manchild thread??? Not stock related gtfo no Indy cares
my thoughts entirely
>redditspacing
Heres your (you), tourist.
Anybody dealing with shipping.
And yet for some odd reason most boards I browse are 95% weeb free.
Short squeeze, undervalued, Proxy battle
Buy now. Sell in 3 days.
based algos slowly buying each other's stocks and selling for penny profit all day
Buy into RTX now or wait for another potential drop?
The Gains Cleaver
Reminder to FUCK OFF back to R*ddit
how much did you make...
that looks like the "slice of money cake" pattern to me
Well I wish they'd done a better job of it, I've been waiting for their mass suicide to get on the housing ladder.
Looks like Chang outted himself.
>pic
>another autist who is into weeb shit
wow
>muh taiwan
So pissed I didn't buy Gamestop yesterday at 4.40
>i love anime
>i even own a (western product)!
Ironic weebs will get shot.
A real bullish sign.
we still haven't passed a 62% retrace, we're still flirting with the 50%. we'll see in a month.
boomer rocks are a lot better than your zoomer lines of code. atleast the rocks arent a pyramid scheme
Nothing correlates, nothing matters, fundamentals are gone, money is printed and thrown into a black hole, governments are buying all sorts of shit.
The market is essentially just a meme at the point.
unironically bearish
$582,746,831,253.55 (after tax). Stick to trading BitBean, junior.
I just bought 150 shares :/ I wanted to buy yesterday too but everyone told me it would go down first
I feel like people are about to unload... big time.
bubble v1.1 is about to pop
then why not go all in on ITM calls? use this clown market for clown bucks
>the more revenue a company is taking in, the less it moons
Based clown market
I have about $63,000 in cash. Of that, I have $40k in my Citi accelerate savings accounting and about $23k in my checking. I feel like that’s not optimal. I already max out my 401(k). Think I should open up a Roth IRA? I guess I’ll wait until the Q1 earnings crash next week so I won’t lose as much.
Looks like a V shaped recovery.
Tesla, Bilibili and other companies are back to their regular levels. Closer to all time high
>he didn't buy the rumor and sell the news
Crypto is literally the exact same scam that baseball cards were for Gen X'rs
>buy my shit goy it will be worth something in the future!
Yes, open up a Roth but you can only contribute $6k a year as of 2020
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So the volume of today's futures is literally lower then the entire month's of low volume. I was wondering why "fair value" was negative despite these huge futures. Wtf is going on. That is the most abysmal I have ever seen.
JPMorgan was hurting. We'll see what happens today, eyes open.
*account
sorry you stayed after it wasnt
More looks like the biggest creation of bagholders in history.
been stacking those boomer ETFs, bought the dip on this stupid flu nothingburger
No that was pokemon cards
J.P. MORGAN MISSED EARNINGS
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Teslas all time high was out of euphoric hype though. Considering that it lost 60% of its value before gaining 200% over two months, I think tesla should be rebranded as a 6x ETF
lol
lol
give me 3k
There are poor bastards that drink KO religiously. I even saw a video of a chink cooking food in coke. This company will outlast the next two world wars. My KO calls are gonna fucking print like Jerome on open today.
anime is mooning newfriend
Baby's first correction really shook the zoomers up. I got some insanely discounted buys out of it. Every retard has RH now and they panic sell so hard and then go right back into FOMO...
Nobody is getting in the V shape recovery hoax and everyone expects another corretion, big money is still sitting on sideline
TSLA opening at 700
>I wanted to buy yesterday too but everyone told me it would go down first
/smg/ is the lowest of all stock communities. Never listen to them. Not even to me(except in this case).
Shorts have to cover because of shareholders are calling back shares so they can vote in the shareholder meeting. This will moon at least until the meeting happened.
why is a garbage antiquated business like gamestop going anywhere but to ZERO?
lol
blessed
Banks miss earnings everything moons... I hate this market so much
it isn't a recognized country
/smg/ what do you think of OKE? holding 35 stocks currently and i'm pretty happy about my first stock buy. feels like a solid one for a long-term portfolio.
not sure what to buy when i get my next salary at the 24th this month, might be a US bank.
t. eurofag
I can't see any reason why any normal person should have more than $20k sitting in cash. At the very least put it in a bond fund like AGG.
It's not just RTN anymore, it's RTN + UTX, if count in both their bussinesses then 100 is not that hard of a goal to reach.
pretty much. Ask any crypto guy what the last thing they purchased with crypto over $50 and they won't be able to tell you.
It's traded like a stock because no one uses it as a currency. For all the idiots on the crypto train saying "THE USD IS FIAT! BTC IS THE FUTURE!" They're all just buying it so they can sell it for more fiat USD.
It's borderline unusable as a currency because of how volatile it is.
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What the FUCK do I buy today?
What was that massive dip after hours?
Like 1/4 of that into SPXL would outperform your entire portfolio
I'd definitely wait a bit. And I'm saying that despite being 85% invested atm (don't want to sell for tax reasons).
As I see it, at best the market is slightly undervalued (2-5%) right now. At worst it's 20%+ overvalued.
THIS IS IT
SELL!
anything it is a green day dude
literally throw a dart and sell next week
Anything? It’s green as far as the eye can see
I travelled to the holy land and found a silver Temple made by God himself. There were tough men there protecting the temple. Men of resolve. Men who had seen many battles. Muscled men. I tried to push my way past these muscled men but I encountered a most vicious bat who protected the stack with a practiced avarice known only to those who have devoted their life to Larry. I wanted to go farther, but I knew that I had gone as far as any mere mortal could travel. I am grateful for the journey. I saw Terry. It was good.
well we are up 1.8%
I used up all my cash buying HAS and MMM cheapies. Wish I had more to go 2% KO. KO is forever. It's on my watchlist but they are so damn low beta I'll buy that during highs instead of dips.
Good luck, ladies.
>alright sir that will be 0.0001 oh wait 0.05 oh wait 5 bitcoins for your hamburger, here's your 10 bitcoins in change
Then what's the best stock community?