German DAX had a heart attack
lmfao
wtf you are right. it is flat lining.
AMBULANCE NOW
Das ist nicht gut!!!
It's just resting!
how in the fuck are the markets up? Tesla +13%. Didn't produce a single car. What a complete joke
this is an ex-parrot
this shit market is massively manipulated by the nazis and adolf hitler himself
Must've been the gas
>market predicts the future and not news and info right now
everything will go back to normal, that is the estimate right now. Most risks are already mitigated by central banks world wide.
And further, take into account that currencies are losing value in the future, therefore numbers a few months ago =/= numbers in the future.
i honestly think that the real crash is yet to come. People can bridge a month with savings, but the economy will still linger, so the real problems will be coming, when savings run out and rent still has to be paid.
Need more economic migrants
was, Dax, tot, ded, kaputt? Der Dax with such Titanous Adolfs of Industrie as Siemens, DeutscheBank & the makers of 0.19c per plastic flasche Aldi bier? Himmel Herrgott, ich werde bankrott
you sound dutch
Dutch is a nasty sounding incomprehensible gutteral babble, but its actually slap in the middle of English and German. If you can into German, you get Dutch as bonus. Never learned a word of it, but, I'd fancy my chances of bullshitting my way through a pub convo or whatever. Girls are all tall af tho
>wie ne Flasch leer
gave me Trapatonni flashbacks kek
It's because you didn't factor the clown equation :
>the worse is the situation, the more the kikes print clown money
>money go mostly to bigcorps kikes' frens
>bigcorps uses 98% of the talmudollars to buyback their own stonks
>stonks goes up, totally disconnected from the real value of the companies
>somehow the stonk market is used as an economic index
>thus, in the talmudic clownworld, the worse is the economy, the better is the economy
>infinite growth, stellar conquest 2021
So why aren't you making money off of it if you're so smart?
Why are you supposing i'm not making big bux off of it to begin with?
Their trading engine crashed, no joke, in a few other countries as well
>mfw real stock markets are pulling off the old 'our exchange is down for maintenance, funds are safu' hoax
Is this bullish?
Server went down for hours. Not yet clear if hacked.
this
after googling lile a pro for maybe 5minutes i assume that was a test run before the actual market shutdown when they hyperinflate everything.
Or so they say now.
maybe
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM
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>>>bigcorps uses 98% of the talmudollars to buyback their own stonks
and this is bad because..?
Ignorant here
why did the dax behaved like that?
Agreed. Got more and more friends over the past week laid off and collecting neetbux and just wanking/video games all day. Nobody seems to be taking this seriously. But when summer is over and the 4 month neetbuck program is over and the jobs haven't come back I think the real hardship will start.
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!