Americans ACTUALLY, FACTUALLY, UNIRONICALLY tip their landlord

Still not sure if it's just good bait.. but I'm also European and not nervous about my financial stability just because I need to go to hospital

w-wait, what?

Umm yeah and?
Landlord is doing a service, and services are where the tips should be given. I don't see any problem with this at all.
Reminder to all Europ*ans: There are two kind of people on this planet, ones who have walked on the moon, and the other who refused to tip the rocket engineer.

I give an extra 10% for good measure

kek what a bunch of cucks

This is amazing satire bros I fucking love you Yas Forums

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> being mind-washed into thinking tipping is normal

Fucking yanks are so dumb. You're trained to hand your money over since birth, and honestly think you're a free country. Dumb as a bag of sand.

What country are you from? And what's your skin color?
I'm gonna make 2 guesses
UK
Brown skin
You will NEVER work for anything in your life, the white man has to carry the country you drag your shit colored feet through

>tipping the landlord
>supporting the illegitimate state of israel
>supporting a nigger fucking your wife
Land of the Cuckholdry

You don't? I usually tip 15% - 20% depending on how much I've made that month. If I have trouble feeding my family, I'll only tip 15%. Seems like the right thing to do.

first off its not like every landlord is tipped all the time...its just to reward exceptional service. typically having to do with bill presentation...
get a life.

In the EUSSR it's illegal to have money unless you're jewish.

Hello mr landlord, i would like to tip you for your exceptional service, i very appreciated that the house i'm renting has doors and windows.
I'm in trouble right now with your tip, can i offer my daughter viriginity in exchange, since i blow your cock already for the weekly tip and this could sound too few? Thank you mr landlord.

I'm not Jewish and my family is absolutely fucking loaded

That's a man.

>not unironically clapping when landlord comes by to collect what is rightfully his

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they are doing us a great, a tremendous service. and I think I am not alone when I say - and I know I'm not, I know great people, alot of great people who would agree with me here. all I am saying is you should respect them for all they are doing. next question.

well 20% is a little bit high but I guess this is a US thing. I live in Germany and I tip my landlord 10% (holiday bonus not included)

Imagine tipping
Ever

Tremendous people, very good people. Some would say, the best people. Would you say that? I would say that

See, just like i was a delivery boy who expected tips and now gives tips when ordering, I tip my landlord because I expect to get tipped as a landlord one day. It's the circle of life. Subhumans wouldn't understand

I wouldn't say that

Same, and since landlords are basically a charity I can do a tax writeoff on it too!

holy shit america is already retardet enough. Every day there is a new level of autism reached

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As a former landlord, if you can't afford to tip, DO NOT rent. Banks negotiate mortgages under the assumption of tenant tipping. It isn't fair to the banks or the mortgage owners if you stiff your rent bill. Again, if you can't afford to tip, and that is completely understandable, please find other living arrangements. There are plenty of housing options that don't require tipping: hostels, executive suites, motels (usually).

>Here you go landlord, good job at renting me this appartment an extra 20% for you
>I'm glad paying almost 2 and half rents more per year, for no service at all

sure don't tip your property management company and the chauffeur will scratch your car, the greeter won't acknowledge you, the elevator lady will press the wrong button a few times making your 40 second elevator ride take 2 minutes, and the building receptionist working evening after her uni classes won't flirt with you because your a cheapskate

lads i'm actually confused is this a meme or do americans actually tip their landlords?

i'm genuinely confused

because, you know, all those backround checks i have to run so you wont run away with my rents and trashing the space. 10 % is fine. Internal organs are allowed when fucking is not an option and i am not into torture porn area of discomfort when you retard wont pay rent.

>I live in Germany and I tip my landlord 10%
I am in Germany and this guy is a liar.

I seriously hope it's a joke how retarded can you be

Yeah there is two kind of ppl on this thread, the lauging stock america and the rest of the world

Im in favor of this. The sheer hassle of dealing with retards and retardom demands this.

You know in every other country you would fuck them heavily over for even trying such a thing

no he's serious lmao

No see
I legitimately tip because it's divided among all the service workers except the maids since they're through a different company but you still tip them by leaving cash and a note while you're at work. It's convenient that way too so you don't have "to tip" everytime you enter your apartment building