Can someone explain to me if I am taking crazy pills and recording technology was drastically reduced in the new timeline I find myself in? What actually is this pathetic bullshit?
I mean what tf is this 10FPS 360p video offered by a national trillion dollar sports league?
Also can anyone explain how fucking Skype became Zoom and now everyone is using Zoom and they are a 200 dollar company next week? I mean seriously what the fuck did I time travel too?
Grayson Ramirez
Looking into some Bain Capital (what there is to invest in anyway). Thoughts?
where the feds buying yesterday? HYG went down yesterday. also that atrocious volume we get the past weeks is not a good sign for a bull recovery...
Chase Torres
Definitely some backroom shit happening here. So much intrigue! Watch Trump go on Twitter and order these guys to keep production up.
Angel Moore
Bane?
Connor Phillips
Boring
Daniel Davis
This is illegal. But it could buy enough time for a pump.
Jaxson Perez
basically the entire internet is super slow right now because everyone is trying to stream video at 4k/120fps
skype was eaten by Microsoft and it became Lync and now Teams or maybe Lync became Skype and then that became teams
where is ur cash?
the Fed is only buying when they need to. if you need more detailed information you have to send them a fax
Mason James
There are companies on the market getting pumped that literally have no customers or employees right now and keep lying about things returning to 100% by june. Anything goes in clown world.
WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP I've just been doing some math n shit. I could buy a bunch of stock using up to 50% margin. Then sell monthly calls about 2-5% above the current price, which turns out to be enough to cover the daily margin interest, while still collecting divvies and and the few percentages up each month???????? WHAT THE FUCK!
>cash absolutely none at close, why would I hold cash at close? stocks only go up, cash doesn't go up
Dylan Hughes
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Brody Moore
Pill pill me on MTNB
Isaac Gray
Pandemic Everything Bubble Movie Theaters going bankrupt Airlines making 0 profits for at least half a year - year Hotels making 0 profits for at least half a year - year Retail making shit profits for at least half a year - year Restaurants making shit profits for at least half a year - year Markets go up
Aiden Bell
Everything is moving huge percentages anyway so it doesn't matter. It's the percentage that matters, the rest is psychological.
Chase Mitchell
Any time you think you've figured out a money printer strategy invariably you're simply not considering all the variables at play.
Jaxson Young
>Implying the time of cheapies has gone WRONG! If you wait, the True Cheapies will come.
Ian Cruz
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Matthew Flores
>buy stocks on margin to sell calls against Absolutely nothing can go wrong if stocks only go up
oh yeah keep going baby whisper something to me that isn't priced in yet I need more FUD than that if I'm really going to PUMP tell me about how everyone is going to default on their debt at the same time, and how yellowstone is going to erupt
Brayden Ortiz
>drawing his own reaction images Calling that based would be downplaying it. Keep the OC coming, we need it. I actually want some bankos or finance... are those are just band plays or your favorites?
>Definitely some backroom shit happening here. Absolutely. That's why I think the oil doomer case of zero or negative prices is so absurd. There is a ton of stuff that can be done to prevent that scenario. Mutually agreed international cuts are only one of several cards that can be played. Zero dollar oil is totally unacceptable for the whole world. Wars have been started over a lot less than that.
>15% Air Canada Scary but baller. I'm also thinking about starting a position in Air Canada this week. And DOO. DOO is BRP Inc. They make sea doos, ski doos, and are the dune buggy of choice for big races like the Dakar. Stock got massacred in the crash (-75% peak to recent valley) and I like it for a bounce trade at the minimum.
Well, the risk is if the stock goes down and they margin call you. But if you only margin 50% or less, then it would need to drop more than 50% before they call your ass. If you have some solid ETF like SPY, QQQ, VYM, VTI, the chance of it hitting that margin call is basically zero, especially if you only margin something like 10 or 25%.
>tfw I lost faith and reduced my holding when it was clear japan was about to go up in flames WEWWW I didn’t see that bounce coming! Look at the slope on that thing!! I knew animal cross fans were obsessed but how the fuck?? Well I’ll jet be happy with the gains I got, I did buy a little back on the dip.
I milked an asian girl today. A 21 year old single mom of a 6mo baby she was separated from. Her breasts never stopped producing milk so they were enormous and hard and she complained about them sometimes leaking.
I jokingly said to her "well that happens to cows too, but they feel better when milked". She didn't think it was funny but texted me later embarrassed. She said she tried it and milk came out, but she was too shy to keep doing it. I told her I would be happy to milk her to help her feel better and to my surprise she instantly agreed.
An hour later she was over at my place.
I milked her. I killed her fat asian titties like udders. I stood behind her and hugged onto her while massaging and groping her breasts in the shower as milk at first dripped, then squirted and sprayed from her nipples. She was making cute moaning sounds and she told me it felt amazing and so relieving. I told her I wanted to taste it and she agreed.
I drank from her. Mouthfuls of asian breastmilk.
Bros. The taste. The taste. I have never sprang a more powerful boner more quickly.
We fucked. Bareback while milk dribbled on my chest. It was primal. I had to breed her. I did breed her. I came inside of her and held her down whole I sucked on her tits some more. I forced her to feel my jizz soaking into her cervix while I drained her titties. It was surreal.
We are meeting again next week for a "checkup" to message her breasts and help "express" the breastmilk. She thanked me for doing a good job and didn't say anything about the fact I pinned her down and practically raped her.
Then I opened my portfolio and say I also made about $5000 in gains. So it was a pretty good day.
I love how fiscal conservatism and the ghosts of "free market" shitheads disappeared instantly when boomer stock portfoilios were threatened.
Juan Stewart
If the stock goes to infinity overnight, you make only 2-5%. If stock goes down a lot, you get margin call. Covered calls on margin divvy stock is peak boomer though so I have to give you credit for that. All you need to add is selling crash puts for "yield".
Kevin Wood
Just for reference, I was thinking of buying a high dividend ETF on margin, but the dividends did not cover the margin interest so you didn't attain any growth. But by selling calls, suddenly your margin interest is covered and you keep the divvies. This might only work since volatility is high, if it were lower then OTM calls would hardly yield anything.
Jace Flores
Sounds pretty based desu. No amount of daily gains will ever replace the feeling of >her
It stopped when the black man got out of office and the orange man came in.
Gavin Williams
That sounds incredibly hot >tfw no gook milkies
Isaac Taylor
>Everything short term problems Central banks world wide providing liquidity and cash to overcome that issues
WHY IS THE FUCKING MARKET NOT GOING DOWN FURTHER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brandon Hughes
>limited to 2% ish upside over the course of a month >worst case is margin called if it drops too much, which can be mitigated by using less margin and buying stable ETFs Seems pretty solid to me.
Carson Smith
the Bank BBA and BBB free money trade is over. You missed the easy money. This is now earnings gambling extravaganza, the data shows 2 of the mains bac c jpm wfc will pump and 2 will dump
