/smg/ - Stock Market General

Imminent dark ages tier depression edition

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>Stock market Words:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
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khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
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>Free Chart:
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>Screeners:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
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people will never be the same after this

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Invest in the meme trifecta for ineffable gains.

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>actual 60 IQ brainlets frothing at the mouth that /smg/ is shilling legitimate large cap companies

goog
nvda
amd
intc
msft

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RTX almost wiped out my gains since I have a 60 average. We better start firing missiles to pump up those numbers.

What are your predictions? How bad is it going to be?

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If nothing else hopefully people learn to save enough for 3 months emergencies if they can, of course.

current holdings

PGX
SO
RTX
O
FHN
RSG
JPM
CAT
CVX
WPC
GOOD

never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined this level of clown market..
We are literally selling out three generations down the road for like... oh... two months of green candles

Check em and weep

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let's be honest, everyone can if they absolutely had to. it's a matter of having the will to delay gratification.

tee hee. if anything its taught people the government will bail them out if they overleverage

>GOOD

I have some of this just because I like seeing “GOOD Dividend” in my history.

>delta
Oh lordy

This is the boomers' world, we're just living in it.

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An absolute slaughterhouse of blood bleeding red that stains the city until residents think they are trapped inside a living creature by all the guts and red surrounding them, only that what they live in is itself dying a horrible death.

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it won't matter either way unironically. the meta this quarter is that everything is priced in

the earnings season script is that companies will mix in some "its bad" with some "it'll be OK", and everyone will say "oh, it's not great, but it's going to be alright".
soft up, mostly sideways throughout earning season

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Bad but irrelevant all banks were already down 5% today did you notice?

Bad but will still somehow beat expectations regardless and we'll be green

>banks good
>jnj good
>2 bad earnings
wow. so bad

Friendly reminder that egregious earnings is already priced in.

right there with you user, every bad actor who made it through 2008 is getting bailed out yet again. Literally whichever way the election goes the government will be dysfunctional for another 4 years. And I'm sitting here doubly fucked because I will never stop betting that the market will eventually mean revert to logical valuations even after I've lost my shirt.

SPY 300 EOW
SPY 200 EOY

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where are these from? they're great even if it doesn't make any sense

this
except it will be green regardless of whether they beat expectations or not. Specifically to fuck over people who knew it was going to be bad.
I've been very bearish since early this year, but I'm pretty sure this is priced in.

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>good
You are aware a senior analyst went live today for WFC and said banks in general might be down 2/3 their earnings for Q1, right? That was meant to be his damage control number. GE was the worst earnings any company had on record ever last week. That was just the beginning

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Said in 2008
Also said in 2008

I miss Pendy-chan. At least savanon can talk about GALT.

supermegacomics.com/index.php?i=448
they are the best.
the only webcomic that is better is Achewood

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Softbank lost 17 billion. Let's see if it's priced in tomorrow

They're not because people aren't expecting terrible earnings. Don't know where this meme is coming from. Companies keep insisting they do not have bad earnings. If they DO have bad earnings it will be a surprise because they've all been saying they're doing just fine.

are they all pre-market

>listening to gay college students
yeah no

That's what happens when the market isn't allowed to go down. Risk disappears and up becomes twice up when everyone catches on just yolo TSLA.

Why do my stocks always go down during open market hours
But always bounce back up during after hours?
Who is behind this

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I stopped reading achewood in like 2010, thanks for the reminder that it exists

redpill me on RTX

Next big headline:
>NIO COMPETITOR TESLA FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY, ELON SEEN BEGGING FOR HELP ON KNEES AT RACETRACK WHILE NIO RACECARS FLY BY
Go NIO, literally FUCK tesla

QYLD
NLY
O
T
SYY
IRM
BWL.A
KO

Watchlist: WEN, QSR (waiting to get back into these, sold them for profit and kinda regret it), SBUX, NET (purely speculative)

you're gonna make it

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ima gis dat OKE soon. maybe some KMI??? I don't have any mlp's anymore.

chevron is the only big oil i'm interested in though.

mah nigga!

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hey if the earnings are still positive, it's all good baby
that's still money in the bank
we only worry if the earnings go negative

he's done now AFAIK, so you can marathon it all

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JNJ will only go up because of vaccine, id buy them end of day after the initial earnings dump

I still need this stock explained to me

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That was market trend today, literally who cares
Also, why the fuck you crying over 400$ throw more into that account, why you poor people always want to 'eat' and 'pay bills'

every man for himself at this point, its a mad rush through the walmart doors on black friday

nio is fucking trash lol

it's just a chart glitch or something
be calm about it

>he doesn't clown the market with ITM debit spreads
opcalc.com/6bm

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It’s legit my 3rd day investing
I’m about to dump all of this into certain stocks when the time is right

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It's a killer deal, I'm sure it will go back up 1800$ within a few months

It's close to reaching full meme saturation on /smg/ so it's probably gonna crash big time from the price I got it at today.

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whats your plan on this shit? are you going to hold for 2 years? wouldnt you rather just go all into TSLA and get $100/share overnight

It’s called a pump n dump.

Serious question.

>I dislike jews
>Jews run things
>Jews making pharmaceuticals for covid19
>Jews will likely profit from this

I want to take a ride with a curly hair funny hat wearing motherfucker to the profit moon.

Thoughts on CANF would be appreciated.
Thanks

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It's great because all the "moral hazard" shit that everyone's been doing that would have caused a recession in a 0-2 year range gets masked by the virus, so they get to pretend to be blameless, and can act like angels when they beg for infinite gibs. They're lucky in a way. I mean, if they didn't catch it.

holy crap that bowl america has had a flat stock price for years......i'm interested.

Source?
Other way around

RTX is a long term hold. They will likely have dividends as well, the two previous companies did but its not known yet what the plan forward is with that.

wait for red day, put half in SPYG and half in SPHD, and forget about it.

>when the time is right
That was literally 2 weeks ago


You won't be saying that when your bitch is begging for a brand new Nio next year, Tesla is out soon(tm)

JPM has been constantly downgrading their estimations implying they under estimated the impact. I bet they got rekt.

>13.3: JPMorgan economists now expect US GDP to shrink by 2% in the first quarter and 3% in the second.
>18.3 U.S. economy Q2 will shrink by 14%
>26.3 JPMorgan Sees 2Q U.S. GDP Contracting 25%
>9.4 JPMorgan now sees economy contracting by 40% in second quarter

you are missing out every day that goes by. if you had used that to buy 10 shares of TSLA yesterday you would have made $1,000 today

Technology company that invents rockets & creates/produces the missiles used by the NAVY on their ships