>just wagecuck and invest into ETFs until you’re 65 then die of a heart attack at 66 bro
Just wagecuck and invest into ETFs until you’re 65 then die of a heart attack at 66 bro
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>Just live out of a van while investing 90% of your income into ETFs and crypto so you can retire at 35 bro!
Has anybody had to cut back on tipping their landlord? I used to go with a 20% tip, but have had to cut back to 5% and I feel kind of bad...
what
My bill for rent has a line for tipping on it so I'm seeing if anybody has had to deal with this before???
>just trade all day for 5-6%/yr for 10yrs and have a 30% draw down in a couple of weeks and kys
Not cool... they need to eat too bro. Greedy asshole
>tipping your landlord
Yeah, not sure must be an American thing but I don't want to be like blacks who don't tip
*transitions to an actual wizard from his lack of female contact*
I only fuck prostitutes.
You tip your fucking landlord? How Jewish is he
10/10 bait
What is wrong with you/why does that matter? I'm in America so maybe they don't tip where your at our something. Hope he doesn't tell others and they start giving me cold shoulders.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DONT RISK YOUR MONEY!!!!!!, GO ALL IN VTSAX AND COME BACK IN 50 YEARS WHEN THERE ARE BRIDGES TO THE SPACE AND INTERPLANETARY HUMAN EXPLORATION AND THE STOCK MARKET DOESNT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE!!!!
Dont eat a 100% butter diet and retire at 40 instead.
Unless theyre literal jews they will understand the cut from 20% due to the current circumstances but I'd make sure to make up for it by going at least 30% next year
>he thinks butter causes heart disease
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I think this board is even more shitposty than Yas Forums and that's saying a lot
>no way I'm not going to retire at 35 if women won't talk to me!
There's no jannies, unless you summon them.
Watch this:
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Nigger.
True, I'll give them a call tomorrow. Might just take a loan and just give an advance on it so I don't have it keeping me up.
Exquisite bait. 10/10. I salute you.
>he thinks butter causes heart disease
Growing up I always heard butter was bad for you and caused high cholesterol. I guess that's been unproven, huh?
Jannie is a mess
Jannie is a waste
Jannie is a big fat mistake
Well this is the mantra I lived by 2 years ago when I yolod into weedstocks. Turned 40k into 250k and turned that 250k into 10k. Was it worth it? Probably not. But fuck me I had to try escaping the inevitable lifetime of wageslaving. At least I tried. Now I face what I was bound to face regardless, a lifetime of wageslaving..
i only do so after he fixes something that is in dire need
like when the a/c goes out
or water is running brown again
or toilet backs up and floods the bedroom & kitchen floor again
or gates outside my windows look like theyve been tampered with
Grocery workers are about to get 25k
NEETS btfo