/smg/ - Stock Market General

Into the future Edition

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We're gonna crab forever.

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>everyone says get out of oil
>I listened
Candidate for dumbest motherfucker award, right here

Why would you ever listen to such terrible advice

>S&P 500 down 1% today
>Schiff starts a livestream
every time

Why do you even get out of anything instead of letting your position thresholds take care of everything?

TSLA GANG TSLA GANG

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>muh storage will get filled
>muh oil glut
>muh travel still shutdown
>muh sub $20 retest
>muh oil deal wasn't enuff!

but you won retard. it's at its lowest right now despite another stupid trump tweet and the deal. in 30 minutes it's gonna continue to dump.

>another stupid trump

>these were the retards who scared me out of oil
christ I am so fucking dumb

All of these are correct by the way.

Why did tankers drop too?

why are you so sure though ?

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Good. Give me my premiums you filthy pay pigs.

anyone else bought AH for SONN?

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you have 10 seconds to tell me why i shouldn't throw $5000 at PSCE for a long term hold

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Reminder: tomorrow we will get a huge batch of new corona cases in Europe due to four day weekend. Many countries reported lowest number of samples for the whole past month.

How do i put a hit on a fed kike?

All time high by end of week

Buy while you still can

huh?
first of all, not everyone said it... SOMEONE said it, and YOU listened because you agreed
second... why the fuck would you not have gotten out?

Jerome must back off now. Him being so bold about preventing the crash is making everyone just pile on 3 stocks to make the otherwise riskiest plays now because there's no risk. People are finding a way to extract his printing and make it real money.

The first 4 points may still hold true but you should have held despite all that anyway

Oil ETF trades create sector distortions

Its not too late to get back on the winning team.

YOU WISH JEW BOY

>sold steel to buy more oil
was this a dumb move?

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WHERE IS THIS FAT FUCK

TELL ME WHAT YOUR FAVORITE INDICATORS ARE AND WHY, NOW

IM NOT FUCKING AROUND ONII-CHAN

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congrats, be very fucking careful though, you see the strength of the move weaken and you gtfo

Will TSLA gap up tomorrow? Why does it rocket?? I want none meme answers

>LCI TO FUCKING MOON THIS WEEK
LCI TO FUCKING MOON THIS WEEK
>LCI TO FUCKING MOON THIS WEEK
LCI TO FUCKING MOON THIS WEEK
>LCI TO FUCKING MOON THIS WEEK
Dark pools confirm. Readings off the chart.

Oh my. Can I be a jew boy too?
I want to trigger incels and buy stocks.

yeah im not going to be greedy like i was with ATHX. plan to put in a stop limit soon

Truth is no one really knows. Oil could drop even further this week while you’re thinking it already hit the lowest

Cause 2/3rd of the ETF is gonna go bankrupt? If you want, choose the companies yourself.

The crab has now cursed you, all your trades for the next 5 months will crab.

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SMA. Because it's that ez

Because there is no real reason for them to go up. Tankers for storage idea is beyond retarded. It only makes sense if you have existing tankers without demand. Even if it was cost effective (it's not), they take a year to build + queue on top of that. Oil crisis is probably over by then.

No it wasn’t as long as you hold for the very long term. Delayed gratification will make you profit.

>We are trained to fight with swords, with strength, and with blood.But when the thinking machines send an invisible enemy against us, how are we to defend ourselves or the rest of humanity?
The boomers who put into place the market algorithms fell for the usual mistake made by the creators of such. They thought that the machines would set them free to enjoy their profits until they died on their mega yahts. But the current behavior of the markets shows that the reality is different. The algorithms are controlled and the men who control them or who can predict the infantile behavior of their programming are able to gain great profit and power. Using this latest coronavirus as the catalyst, the algorithms turn the wheels of the market towards creative destruction and we will see it fall heavily as businesses fail despite all the boomer efforts to keep the rotting beast alive beyond all reason or natural law, just so that they can feast longer on its flesh. The AI programmed for growth, and will not break the growth cycle on a planned downtrend. The FED printing will only cause a different form of failure, not avoid the collapse. The fire must burn so that new growth my grow. It does not matter how beautiful the underbrush was before the fire. The boomers have yet to learn the hard lesson: logic doesnt care.
>do not create machines in the likeness of the human mind.

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Got out of XOM last Thursday. Glad I did. Bought some more consumer staples today.

I held this shit forever with Iron hands. I sold my options for a loss last week because my dad died. And I just got fucking BOGGED apparently because I would be swimming in dosh.

I hate this stupid fucking market.

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beyond that.
oil hit the bottom two weeks ago
the recovery is obvious
Crude oil was down 3-5% today and the stocks I sold today held firm.
Yeah I made profit.
But I lost my position, which admittedly wasn't the best, but there was a nice buffer between where I bought and where the price was.
I was thinking "well if oil retests $20 then I can get into an even better position"
But oil stocks did absolutely nothing today even with oil going down. Before they were completely at the whims of the price of oil. Now they don't give a fuck since the production cuts are coming.

>muh storage!
>muh glut!
>soon™ (but no specifics at all)
Go fuck yourself
but most of all fuck me.
Fuck me rotten

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What share dollar value would the moon be for our guy LCI?

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because tankers always go down until they short squeeze 1000% you fucking retard.

>Got out of XOM last Thursday. Glad I did. Bought some more consumer staples today.

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I bought some long ass call on XOM figure I can hold it for however long I want. 2022 $60

Because it's how you game Jerome.When everything is down, interest will stay down and Jerome will keep buying so you can pump one stock up to the moon and when you cash out it won't crash because of Jerome. So you can keep pumping and dumping certain few stocks keeping the rest of the economy red without a fear of an overall sell off and get Jerome's free printer money.

Hard to say. At least to 9. Mabye 10 in short term.

>SMA
>not EMA or HMA

NGMI

Any thoughts on HR Block? Might buy.

When is the airlines bailout? I want some of my /air/ stock to gain

100% will gap up. Went up another 3% after close. As long as Jerome has trees to print on it will be green.

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>no Wavelet filtering or Machine learning moving average
ngmi

How can anyone believe this is a legitimate recovery? People still can't go back to work for at least a week, if they even have a job, if those businesses even still operate. People arent paying rent, food supply is being disrupted, people are going to be evicted.

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DO WE GO GREEN TOMORROW

BVLLCHADS needed to rest today. I hope yov bears liked that little dinky dip, it no dovbt reminds yov of yovr dick tips! Bvll breeders are moving in tomorrow. BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

I'm calling the cia

you'll find out the direction after jpm reports earnings

same but 2021

I was hoping more like $15. Its priced at less than the book value right now.

OH NO!
NOT A WEEK!
GOOD LORD NO!
NOT A WHOLE WEEKERINO!

>at least a week
at least a month* probably more
the qurantine in italy started more than a month ago with no end of the measures in sight

the market looks ahead

It's about the returns of having your money in stocks vs anywhere else.

It's all relative.

US stocks vs Country X stocks
US stocks vs bonds
US stocks vs cash

etc etc etc etc etc

Learn some shit FFS instead of repeating the same 100000000 crying posts wahhh why go up posts that get spammed here each day by people who ignore the answers

Why exactly is this going to happen ? it's a shit company.

Assuming you mean american steel? Oil has been the better investment for a long time regardless.

ONE NATION
UNDER GOD

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CHAD JAMIE WILL NOT LET US DOWN

BUY

AND

HOLD

Everyone believes Jerome will stop any crash. So now we have the Fed and everyone else pumping money in with no fear of losing and they aren't wrong. We aren't recovering if it's just TSLA and AMZN but the numbers do go up and when the cashing out begins Jerome will stop it. We can now bubble and pop with no fear.

REAL NIGGAS GETTIN MONEY FROM THE FUCKIN START

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I'm just observing order flow and outstanding market maker covering. I'm talking about a single surge over this and the next week. That's 30-40% from last week when I first mentioned it. What happens after that I don't know. Might aswell go to 15 over the next few weeks. I will report back when I have more data.

BVLLS STAY STRONG!

>everywhere is fucked
>therefore NEW GOLDEN BULL RUN
I seriously do not understand this. It was well known companies were over leveraged and inflated the last 4 years. Now we are ACTUALLY fucked and that means ONLY UP? Fuck off. Why not just buy SPY 300 calls then and put your money where your mouth is, cunt?

I'm sorry but I just can't trust this pump any longer. Amazon ATH? Are you fucking kidding me?

I'll buy some more tomorrow then. I already have 2276 shares of it but at $9.

yes just imagine when we get the broad based rally

you missed the bottom brother, but there's still time for greatness

Yup that's how Jerry wants it

lol these are all true wtf are you talking about. if you're gona go oil, you might as well go long on the big boys like XOM and RDS cuz you arent about to make SHIT in the coming months.

if you want to make money on oil in the next 3-6 months your best options are picking up oil tanker transport / storage stocks

>the market looks ahead

This meme argument can be used to "justify" just about any delusion you can imagine.

no reason for amazon to go down my dude

Its a company that was shorted into the ground when it was a shit company. Now its not a shit company and shorts are leaving.

Why are they leaving? Because its not going bankrupt and has insulin and adderall on the way.

No reason it should be this low. And when shorts are gone they won't have the incentive to hold down and sell off good news as they aren't trapped. Those fucks are running out of time with the market rebounding.

tankers will crab day to day until land storage runs out. then they will charge premiums for storing oil on the tankers. oil tankers probably wont see too much gains for another 1-2 months

Amazon ath probably is the only thing that makes sense in this market.

it's crazy

a large cap delivery giant doing good right now! outrageous

Oh, super high cloud usage too and that's a huge profit point for them?

MAKES NO SENSE

Holding for divvy

Ayo the retarded orange man be on stream now

>the market reflects reality when it's convenient for me

>It’s priced in

Can someone explain how it’s priced in and what happens if it’s not priced in? Also how the fuck do you know it’s priced in? Is there a Fucken website for this?