/smg/ - Stock Market General

Better be prepared to leave those balls hanging out 6 months minimum.

alright what earning plays we doing. JPM is reporting tomorrow, LVS later on weds, and one of my favorites ISRG on thurs. Lets get wealthy

>REFR

TO

THE

MOOOOOON

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That's a man

It's dropping you fucking retard.

I don't know whether I should wait until tomorrow to grab some IYR puts or not. People are going to start dumping commercial and residential REITs once JPM and WFC release their earnings and say that mortgages are shit.

Posting here as well since Canadian thread seems to be dead... I bought about $25,000 of ACB with an average price of roughly $9. I'm down over $20,000. Should I hold and pray for the eventual recovery or just sell them now before it goes to zero? Can ACB really go to 0? I thought they are one of the biggest marijuana companies in world? Won't weed usage increase with the lockdown? I'm hoping a big Q2 because of virus will launch us into profitability and back to $10/share.

>LVS
short that to the ground, bro

I can't tell which is worse, the vore, the fact you think it's fattyporn, or the fact you like landwhales

absolutely abhorrent taste, I bet you own boeing stock

GIVE ME ONE REASON NOT TO BUY

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Based TSX. We're going to the moon in couple of weeks.

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No, NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'm about to smoke a fat bowl.

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What are the chances TVIX goes back up to 900?

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Next stop on the JNUG Express: $125
ETA: August 2020

What the fuck are bonds and why does my boomer dad keep talking about them?

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That's means more cheapies

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>$25,000 on weed stocks
>bought at the top

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could go under

I'm all green

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terrible bait m8

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Never invest while high bro

I HAVE A CRUSH ON A CUTE COWORKER THAT ALWAYS FLIRTS WITH ME BUT SHES MARRIED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Yas Forums stocks
RTX
TSLA
SPY

>Reddit stocks
CCL
SQQQ
any pharmaceutical stock

Add more to the list

I want to make a girl pregnant

Why are TSLA options so expensive

It's back to where I bought them at. What, did you buy at the top?

TSLA is the epitome of a Reddit stock you fucking idiot

>falling for weak bait

How is sqqq Reddit

>KO is below 50
My God.

TSLA to Reddit, SPY to boomers, SOXL, NET and BAM to Yas Forums

Just because she speaks with you doesn't mean she is flirting user.

chan stocks
Add AAL and JBLU to that list because I'm all in.
I can already taste the +300% 2 years from now.

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WHAT'S HAPPENING TO JNUG

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just ask her out pussy

Dude...
Please tell me why to buy?
Go buy some oil company with low debt instead? There are few.

that's not flirting you virgin, get a grip.

Oil just dumped. All major indexes up over oil crash and burning.

who /buying/ here?

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Just because a woman isn't running away from your bad smell, doesn't mean she's flirting with you.