What if I bought 1 of each stock and go to their shareholder meetnig?

Will this mean I get free lunch every day? :O

Attached: 1578256964886.png (499x683, 260.27K)

yes

Why isnt more people doing that?

With dividends reinvested, it literally becomes a free lunch gains wise

>*whispers* hey johnson, who’s that guy in the top hat and chainlink shirt gorging himself on the complimentary cheez-its?
>*whispers back* that’s user, sir. he has a 0.00000000000001% stake in this company

Travel costs destroy profit.

>I have an announcement to make!
>ohh jesus christ this guy again
>Please stop
>can you just be quiet. you don't need to make an announcement every meeting. Don't you have like 1 share in this company you can't even do anyth
>AHEM
>FUCK NIGGERS

kek

Literally almost spit out my lunch lmao

Ok sure, I don't mean "ALL" stocks, but like a reasonable amount for someone live in a mid sized city. Say Chicago , Amsterdam or San Jose

>Johnson! Make that based gentleman CEO at once!

Then yeah definitely a good idea. Not even being sarcastic.

*AHEM*

I just wanted to take my time, as a true 1 shareholder of this fine firm, to just announce

RENT FREE

Attached: 1573076164554.jpg (600x600, 60.66K)

>Based boomer tactic

Buy carnival cruises stock, you receive free drink package everytime you make a cruise. A friend of mine bought it before christmas for this sake. He told me yesterday and i laughed hard at him.

Based

Attached: hire_this_man.jpg (1280x720, 39.23K)

Thinking outside the box

Well played sir.

Attached: 1586557512059.jpg (987x744, 94.13K)

based

is there any lists of such things?

If the corporation has a female CEO you get access to her OnlyFans

Kekd heartily

New website idea: "OnlyShareholders".

lmao

Attached: 1586114186990.png (300x337, 41.66K)

based

Kek. Underrated.

JANNIES REMOVE THIS MAN AT ONCE

so what food do you actually get? is it standard buffet style or like lobsters and shit?

>Hello? This is Warren Buffett. Wire this man all my shares in Berkshire.

I really don't understand why large corporations that already have image issues don't basically do this. They're really behind the curve. Moral society has already melted down and what remains is an obvious sham facade and retail and small talk is al lbut dead.

If they start putting nearly-naked women on Mtn Dew, for example, it will do nothing but help sales. Small town brands are the only place it might hurt, and nobody can compete with those places alone.

Zoomies don’t know this is basically the plot of that Adam Sandler movie

Nobody holds in-person shareholder meetings, you dumb fucking mutt.

I can't wait for the quarantine to be lifted, so you faggot 13 year olds have to go back to school.

Not a good year for going to shareholder meetings.

>sir, the Based Department would like to merge into the conference call.

Dare I say... based?