/smg/ - Stock Market General:

Bloody Monday Edition

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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
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>Free Chart:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
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Previously on /smg/:

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Oh no bullbros, we're back at last Wednesday's prices. Maybe we really did get to cocky...

its over

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I think .. I think I'm gonna

IM GONNA DOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

JEROMe you FUCKING NIGGERRR PRINTTTTTTTF

Convince me why I shouldn't buy 10,000 shares of HAL (Halliburton oil) RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

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Oilchads are still in the green

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reminder that none of the tesla haters own cars newer than 2010

>OPEC deal done
>retarded trump tweet a few hours ago
>oil still dumping to new lows
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anyone else only down like 1-3%? So much for the 'massive crash' lmao

This dump is artificial. I mean look at the TLT it's still down too. This is a bear trap, and like all traps is 100% gay.

So we're staying closed for another month? 3 weeks of even more job losses and 0 economic growth?

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>we just came out of a 10 year bull market, the longest in US history
>bear markets take months to bottom not weeks
>corona-chan is the biggest happening since WW2
>the fed is buying junk bonds not stocks

Why the fuck is ANYONE long?

>inb4 muh priced in
Why wasn't corona priced in in Janurary? The information was out there, just not in the mainstream. If markets are so smart, why do they keep falling for the simpleton mainstream narrative?

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First for Dostoevsky being the greatest author.

>market red
>my TSLA position still going up

CLOWN WORLD CLOWN WORLD

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JEROME
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Reminder that cars are the worst asset to put money into and only depreciate. If you buy newer than 2015 you're throwing money away

What a nice bait for an epic short squeeze. Buy the dip if you aren't retarded.

user, that's not a point in favor of Tesla, you realize that, right?

based

-2.5% here

buying more RTX at this price

you unironically only heard about the book because of (((Jordan Peterson)))

it's priced in ;)

more like babby's first 19th century russian writer

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prices and trading during the day mean nothing
jerome will pump it into green eod anyways

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So was this real?

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ARE YOU BULL OR BEAR?

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TSLA shills and TSLA hating autists need to understand
TSLA is not about making electric cars for people. It's about making electric cars and then dumping the human component and being the entire passenger transport/taxi industry.
Forgot Ford, Honda, etc. Uber should be the one scared.
If you an afford to hold onto 80k in the market for 2 years that is going to give you huge returns.

dip? DIP? jesus Yas Forums is insane nowadays.

after Joyce you mean

>and like all traps is 100% gay

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not yet

tempting

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We'll know soon enough.

>Etrade
>Server not found
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Yes, we're currently at the "bear trap" stage

I've been watching bitcoin since 2013, that's when I first came across this chart. It's more real than you can fucking imagine.

I have no problem holding long term though. You think DOW is going to 16?

anybody pulled out of FB after they dropped again?

>Implying JP isn't watered down Jung
He's the mcdonalds of philosophy

That makes you financially responsible but also completely irrelevant to the actual car market. There is no company that builds used cars. Hopefully this is self evident.

why is this happening?... everything is priced in already

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motherfucker is trying to pump again with lies

i mean this is the biggest happening since ww2
and the S&P is valued the same as it was a year ago
go figure..

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Dostoevsky is meh. Tolstoi is better.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH VISA

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And now we go back up.

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How bad are bank stocks going to tank tomorrow?

I wouldn't be financially ruined if Hilary was president, fuck BLUMMMMMMMMMPF!

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just sold over 250k of stocks ama

>red wojaks at -2% when last week was +12%.

Going into today the market was only 18% off highs and at levels 10 months ago. Almost as easy of a short as it was in February.

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I literally have a 2015 Prius right now. In 2025 I plan on buying. 2020 Prius. Unless there some technological leaps in fuel consumption.

Also I’m debating whether to pay off credit card with Trump buxs or blow it all on the market.

Don't try to catch a falling knife. You can be a pussy and DCA in, but buying now or even worse buying calls or going long with leverage is braindead.

Full disclosure: I've been bagholding puts since the """"bottom"""" and 90% of my portfolio is bitcoin. I didn't even have a brokerage account until 2 months ago, so take everything I say with a grain of salt. I could be totally wrong, but I just don't see a recovery anytime soon. SPX back to 2014 levels please.

>That makes you financially responsible
Aww shucks user. That's a mighty fine compliment on this board. Thank you.

He was pretty good, wasn't he

Can someone explain how the fuck WealthSimple's math is so broken for my average RTX price? I assume they're fucking up the merger but
>3 shares at $130 became 7 shares at $55.7
>1 share at $62
>2 shares at $64
>2 shares at $60 just now
Average cost: $79/share
???

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Were they shorts?

I hope you are ready to go back to work wagies!

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yeah I always sell low. Makes sense to pull out of stocks when they go down.

youtube.com/watch?v=zCTJmXrgsFg

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>trading using a phone

lol the coronavirus would have happened in 2017 if she won

no

are you gonna reinsert the 250k?

>Full disclosure: I've been bagholding puts since the """"bottom"""" and 90% of my portfolio is bitcoin.
Don't worry, the fact that you at least admit this puts you ahead of the other "traders" ITT. In a perfect world every single sperg who has ever posted in these threads would have a handler who takes care of their money for them.

Nothing to ask. You're smart for selling now but dumb for not selling half last Thursday.

Redpill me on RTX.

Where is the rat
I have a question about utilities

I mean I'm shilling Tesla because I think electric cars are fantastic (I don't hold TSLA shares because $600 is autistic bubble prices) but in reality I drive a 2002 Accord and won't buy an electric car until I can get one used

But since this is a stock general we should compare new cars, because those are the ones actually being sold

Just bought some more RTX. I'm at 48 shares now.

>I didn't even have a brokerage account until 2 months ago, so take everything I say with a grain of salt.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO BEARS WE GOT TOO COCKY

highly based
I'm pretty worried about JPM, it might get mitigated a little by every brainlet like myself also expecting disaster

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>90% of my portfolio is bitcoin
opinion disregarded

That is not going to be taken well without a lot of clear and evidence-supported guidance on how it can be accomplished safely being reported to the public beforehand.

Why are tankers not skyrocketing after the collapse of oil?

plenty of professional traders use mobile apps, obviously not exclusively. If I know what trade I'm going to make why the fuck does it matter if it's on my phone or on a triple-monitor set up.

any USO bros got any thoughts? getting a lil nervous not gonna lie.

They either make or subcontract the entire US missile defense program. AEGIS, SM-2, SM-3, SM-6, Patriot, THAAD, GMD, it's all Raytheon. They also own Pratt and Whitney, which makes the engines for the F-35, and Collins, which makes civilian avionics. Right now they're on a deep discount because they're basically bagholding a civilian air division during an airline collapse.

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bitcoin vs stock gains

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Watch it close flat.

can someone explain to me why someone would want to be a bear? like isnt the point in life is prices go up and make more money?

I'm treating it like a windfall, likely best move is to split it up. CC debt i s really hard to beat though. I would allocate most of mine to that.

What do I buy?

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I don't do options or use margin. Not the usual wsb pink wojak trader.

it's just the job report getting priced in

yes but probably not for another 8 or so months

>massive dumps
>bait pumps
These fucking jews I swear

Perhaps the point in life is for prices to go down and make more money.

Wonder how many trillions Jerome is shitting out of his jewish anus for this 0.5% SPY rally.

>BOSTIC: FED READY IF NECESSARY TO DO MORE
BOSTIC: FED READY IF NECESSARY TO DO MORE
>BOSTIC: FED READY IF NECESSARY TO DO MORE
BOSTIC: FED READY IF NECESSARY TO DO MORE
>BOSTIC: FED READY IF NECESSARY TO DO MORE
BOSTIC: FED READY IF NECESSARY TO DO MORE

BASED
I LOVE THE FED

>not loading up on GME shorts
ngmi

No, the point is to make money regardless of which way the wind is blowing.

How fucking retarded can you be, do you know what shorting is?

It's called
1. Buying shorts
2. biding time so that you can make more money than retarded boomers like you

Out of all those holdling long? Allu or Hilton

You're right.

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Give me your best biomeme cheapies.

I think it way to early if this another drop or the end of a dead cat bounce. We'll just have to wait and see

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Are you sure it's a good idea to buy a used battery user? They're the most expensive part of an EV and once it goes, you might as well total the whole thing. Those used prices will have to be pretty cheap.

50% of my portfolio is RTX

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+5%

-2.4%
I opened to this. Didn’t sell like a nigger and it QuiCKLY dropped

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who's buying on this bloody monday? I got some GOOGL, RTX, and ATVI.

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Thanks mate, did it at a small profit thinking it will dip below what I put in and it went right back up. Ah well, I expect some grave numbers tomorrow so I won't be too greedy and probably just buy back in then. Maybe take a nibble if it drops below 60 just to hedge a little for tomorrow.

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>BOSTIC
I'm more of a SWINGLINE kinda guy, but to each his own.

Thoughts on KOS?

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yeah, what the fuck bros. +18% today, holy shit. Sold off the remainder of my position. Fucking antshares tier.

Bitcoin is already up 80% from the corona crash. Now THAT is a "v-shaped recovery".

This conclusion led Burry to short the market by persuading Goldman Sachs and other investment firms to sell him credit default swaps against subprime deals he saw as vulnerable. This analysis proved correct, and Burry profited accordingly.[15][16][17] Burry has since said, "I don't go out looking for good shorts. I'm spending my time looking for good longs. I shorted mortgages because I had to. Every bit of logic I had led me to this trade and I had to do it."[10]

>Fed: we just print as many trillions as necessary, we will never let stocks drops, no matter anything
>government: if any company goes bankrupt we bail it out, no matter anything
free markets

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ANDCHADS, RYZEN THE FUCK UP!

Any particular reason why AMD is over +3% up while most of the market is in the shitter?

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>massive cash
>pipeline works
>TICKER: ABEO

There is something simple and fundamental about the stock market that is universally known to people who invest but deliberately obscured to people who do not: You can make money when the stocks go down.

Depends how it's treated, modern battery controllers are a lot better than they used to be. I wouldn't buy a car with less than 90% battery capacity.

83% of my portfolio is RTX

>NOOOOO you can't just protect your economy from wide-spread collapse caused by black swan events, what about my puts

>absolute pants on head retarded boomercuck Permabull
Believes the entire economy outside healthcare, google, amazon, and finance is irrelevant. Everything is priced in. WHO NEEDS REVENUE?
>absolute pants on head retarded doomer bear
Doesn't own stocks. Just a HAPPOONER ancap shit.
I have been running these weeks as a "short term" bull (Mon-Fri), mid term bear (6 months - year), and long term bull (year +)
It is absolute doomer or boombercuck insanity to not ride these waves and make money.

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post stonks

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>608.58

>tfw took the Schiffpill Friday
Pretty much all in on GLD, SLV, JNUG, NUGT, NEM, GDX, GDXJ as of about an hour ago

>There are MSM "people" unironically blaming the free market for this

I don't think that word means what you think it does

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HAL GANG HAL GANG HAL GANG HAL GANG
OOH OOH OOH HALLIBURTON
HAL GANG HAL GANG HAL GANG HAL GANG
OOH OOH OOH HALLIBURTON

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NEM up 17.16% in a week.

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Or some say Kosm.....

I found a picture of you friend

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Based but we are probably gonna retest DOW 20k in 2-3 weeks, be careful mu-bo-mu bro.

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Im gonna... gonna.... I think im gonna...

This Monday is barely bloody. I'm not exactly shorting because I expect enormous pumps and dumps that I don't have the time to constantly keep track of, but this is the final down slope. Probably get a little higher on the S&P but not by much.

It’s probably for the best to allocate to CC I’m just going to kick myself if there another massive drop and I miss out on some sweet cheap blue chips.