Tfw on my 7th cup of coffee

>he isn't drinking his daily 50ml of O N I O N juice
lmao have fun with your allium deficiency

Wake up: 1 cup before breakfast, 1 more with it
After lunch: 1 cup
After nap or around 4: 1 cup
After dinner: 1 cup

Sometimes I have 2 after lunch or nap. I'm genuinely caffeine dependent, get headaches without at least 2 a day. But it's delicious and makes me feel great

it's alright, but i never got the obsession with. i hate coffee addicted fags. and i hate the smell of it after 12pm.

>onions milk
We are but simple onion herders tending to their milk

How do you drink so much coffee without shitting yourself?

How do you guys make coffee? What's the most cost effective way?
I only buy 3 in 1 instant coffee because I don't know any better

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But in all seriousness I'm a sophisticated green tea drinker. Davis, Coltrane, the smell of worn mahogany, the list could go on and on...

>Work at a hotel
>free coffee all day
>drink coffee every 10 min 8-9 hours a day
Get on my level

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In my experience coffee doesn't actually make you productive it makes you feel productive even though you weren't

Lowest tier is instant
Next lowest is Keurig kcups
Next is a Mr. Coffee type machine with preground beans
High tier is grinding your own beans to use in Mr. Coffee
Highest tier is grinding your own beans, having a funnel and filter and slowly pouring boiling water over it directly into your cup

Anything below Mr. Coffee with preground is unacceptable desu

>tfw 2nd cup
youtube.com/watch?v=F16iPyz2Xug

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>funnel
lmao look at this faggot over here do you funnel your boyfriends cum into your ass?

Yes. Is there a problem?
youtu.be/Bfo01-SQkX8

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This is a great way to put it. I get that productive, go-getter feeling and decide I'm going to get my entire life in order this morning, and then end up flipping between shit on my phone because I can't actually focus on anything.

I use a baratza virtuoso to grind and a bonavita variable temp kettle for the water. Ten dollar scale from Amazon to measure. Lately I've just been using the clever dripper, enjoy the ease and brightness it gives the coffee.

Also like to get a Turkish grind done at the store and make a thick cup in an ibrik on the stove. If my grinder could go that fine I'd probably do this more often.

preground is pretty nasty once you get used to grinding your own

what flavor vape pods. very important

dont mind it once in a while, caffeine doesnt really do much for me

I dont even get a buzz from coffee anymore.

I only drink it to stave off the withdrawals.

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>preworkout
bruh, your heart is maybe going to stop randomly. This jew was completely healthy but his heart randomly stopped. Lucky his gf was there to perform cpr
youtube.com/watch?v=EnK3HgfQx2E

don franciscos vanilla
very based sir my fave too
everyday wake 4am
3 cups don fran black
get trading

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Test

>bean water
I prefer leaf water

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So fucking based.