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Brapper Monday edition

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do your duty

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Definitely a man

ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

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Is this what it feels like to be a pink wojak?

>If I hope and rationalize rationalize reasons oil should go down, then oil will go down

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>NET
>BAM
>RTX

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Yeah, I'll check next week.

SPY 280 Calls May 15
SPY 280 Puts July 17

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Imagine the smell of her brapper.

> zoophilia

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day traders of /smg/ (if any of you even exist):

how do you become consistently profitable?

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Is holding a shit ton of KOS a bad move? Should I switch tactics and board the RTX train?

> buy low
> sell high

>Posting 3D whore on Easter of all times.
Shameful. This is a Christian and 2d board.

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we live in the market

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how do you know what's low and what's high? what if you buy low but it keeps going lower?

oil bros! its going to be green for us

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>May 15
crisis will be over by then

I can't wait for things to go back to normal so all you faggots can fuck off out of this board

What is that, gains for ants?

So are we at 9.7 million total barrels cut? Or is opec on their own 10 mil, open+ 9.7? So we're at 20mil total? Or is g20 cutting also?

hopefully I can still buy into some tomorrow morning
going to transfer 1k and buy into USO, UCO, and HAL most likely

This is what bullkeks actually believe. Son, this is just the beginning. Without a vaccine things will never go back to normal. The life you knew back in 2019 is gone. Accept it.

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>hopefully I can still buy into some tomorrow morning

Why wouldn't you?

>short term calls
>think the "crisis" will just be "over"
Depressions don't just go away because we wish it away.

What I mean is buy into it and still make a good profit down the road.
I'm guaranteed a profit a couple months down the line when the pandemic is over or calmed down.

unironically what would be left of this board?

Sick bait

Thoughts on MPC and MRO? I'm thinking about going all in on the former tomorrow...

Cuck.

Pray tell me, what news is going to come in the next month that will pomp you positions.

Based. My puts may expire worthless. But this is a bear market. No doubt. We just came out of the longest bullmarket in US history and people just expect a new ATH in 3 months time? DELUSIONAL.

It's 9.7 for OPEC+ (Saudi lead OPEC, Russia lead + countries). G20 countries not associated with OPEC or + issued statement that they are willing to contribute but exact numbers are approximations at this time. Very rough estimate is ~5 million bpd contribution from that, ish.

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Dangerously fucking based, give me NEE and TDY under 200

did bears simply forgot there's going to be an election and whatever happens QE and brrrrrrrr instruments are just going to print the crisis out?

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>market opens green buy
>market opens red sell

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Well for MPC you could potentially double your profit if it jumps back up to 60 bucks like it was in February.
For MRO you would be making a smaller profit, but the trade off is you can buy a LOT more shares.
That the pandemic is "over" and people can go back to their normal gas and energy-guzzling lives.
If the economy does enter another depression, which it most likely will, it will make shares that much cheaper in the long run, and that much more expensive when said depression is over.

i like the memes i'll stay

you buy more

>Sunday red futures
>Massive green monday
Just like last Monday bears. Prepare for getting liquidated by morning.

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TONE IS LIVE

GET IN HERE

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Fuck off

what if it keeps going down and doesn't go up?

>we finna swab u fo dat rona now

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Why shouldn't I put my faith in St Powell and stock inflation?

sunday has massively green futures u fucking goldfish

I need my prostate checked to btw

Look up "hot hand fallacy"

>tsunami of printed money arriving at the same time as a supply shock and a demand shock
has this ever happened before?

Been gone for the whole week so o haven't caught any news. How fucked are the people who held oil? Mexico still being faggots?

If you think there is a return to any semblance of normal in a month, it won't. Look at what happened to oil during 08, same is gonna happen, just worse.

unironically this, it shouldn't be green but it will be green, what can ya do

Oil getting fucked Trump, Putin and the Jihadis cant stop it. There is way too much oil production, shale will not survive the Oilcaust.

Because the Fed is not buying stocks? They are buying bonds in order to prevent everything from going under. Stocks are just rallying on misplaced optimism that corona will be over soon (lmao, these are the same people calling this a nothing burger back in janurary) and above else FUCKING DELUSION.

"jerome is printing, therefore stonks will inflate" is retard logic. The Fed is not buying stocks.

WHAT WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OPEC agreement signed, trade war over, still volatile as hell might go up in the short

HOLY FUCK A BVLL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

>I'm guaranteed a profit a couple months down the line when the pandemic is over or calmed down.
Same goes for me. Unfortunately i did not find a trustworthy up to date forwards curve for WTI.

Does anyone of you have a good one Frens?

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Disgusting asian girls used to look nice, not anymore ...

>Oil +4%
Lmao what a joke, glad I got out.

>giving these shits (you)s
Some of these are from before this shit. The FCEL incel is now shilling RTX. And some of the trump cumguzzlers have been here for months and love to post nonsense.

I'd do her. I'd have wild animal sex with her. If you know what I mean.

Futures will limit up, just watch

Savanon, give me an update

Would wife tbqh.

yep

IT'S A FUCKING CRAB AGAIN

We'll be +400 at open. It's all so tiresome.

DIAMONDIUM REINFORCED ADMANTINE SUPPORT AT 2,750

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THETA GANG WW@