/smg/ - Stock Market General

23 year old bald zoomer edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
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>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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youtube.com/watch?v=ibDLLDOYfmY
youtube.com/watch?v=mpyInx0ldfo
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

who is this

I don’t like jews bros

really hope this causes a new wave of racism in the world. we get what we deserve for investing in a 3rd world shit hole and giving them the keys to the kingdom, now we're paying for it. this mess is all because we let china use their funny money to buy up real estate and stocks in other countries and get majority shareholder status so they can force these companies to build in china and give them their IP. everyone who wanted the quick easy profits has now fucked us all in the long run because we made deals with FUCKING INSECTS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

yes im mad.

Dividends are your friend but premium is your lover.

Weekend DOW just went green with the oil news. We are very bullish. I expect V recovery to continue. SPY $300 by end of April.

ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

Baggie.

Stick to plebbit, seems more your speed

anyone who is good at trading is an honorary jew, sorry bud.

Hype pump stocks. The news is rarely as exciting as the hype, so people sell once the news comes. Sell before the news hits while the hype is there

Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't go all in on RTX, NET, and BAM tomorrow morning.

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Idk what to do, if we’re not red this week I’m thinking $400 spy before it starts to get chilly again in my neck of the woods

>tfw just realized It would only make sense for the market to go up so it's going to go down

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who is that?

>I factored in the "Yas Forums not being able to predict 3 o'clock at 2:30".
Nobody can predict the market, faggot. What are you insinuating here?

>But still, the idea that "everyone is getting bullish on oil" is wrong.
I'm not just talking about the retards in this general, but the investors and traders as a whole, including the market makers.

>There are many posters, even after the deal was official that said "not enough! Red oil tomorrow!" even though it is the largest production cut of oil in the history of the universe.
Greed.

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you might lose money

Hollllly fuck man. Seriously? Have you ever considered not investing in literal shit? The dividends are a warning sign man, no company can afford to give out that high of a divvy. Even REITs, MANDATED BY LAW to give out super high yields, only give 4-10 percent. RDS is ok, everything else has a coinflip chance of going to zero.

I recommend going into NEE TDY (on the next dip) and the trifecta
Shilled for a reason

No, it made no sense for the market to go up 2 weeks ago so it did, it also makes sense to go up now so it again will. There's no logic in the market.

I'm about to open an online depot.
I've been thinking about this since December 2018 and I'm finally about to do it.
Probably gonna go with my homebank for now, eventhough the fees aren't smol, but I'm just going to start with 5k€ for now anyway.

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baggie

would you go long or short on joe exotic?

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bagholder

zacks vs morningstar vs seeking alpha,
for a day trader on options, which one do you recommend bros

LMAO

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why is her arm armored but she is wearing provocative undergarments

I still don't know who this n-word is

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=ibDLLDOYfmY
OFFICIAL THREAD STOCKS
>BAM, RTX, NET
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=ibDLLDOYfmY
OFFICIAL THREAD STOCKS
>BAM, RTX, NET
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=ibDLLDOYfmY
OFFICIAL THREAD STOCKS
>BAM, RTX, NET

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>.gif
but why

look up Tiger King on netflix, it's good shit. he isn't even the most interesting person in the documentary.

Whatca listening to /smg/?

youtube.com/watch?v=mpyInx0ldfo

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>Easter Miracle
>Something may finally go my way after a month of torment

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Always short joe exotic

Is it too late to cash in on the oil gravy train?

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i usually just skip over these posts without reading but at least this once i'll ask: what exactly makes these the "official thread theme" or "official thread stocks"?

Based and rationalpilled.

it's a good song
they're good stocks

Not loaded up two weeks ago.
NGMI

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care to elaborate?

That's why he don't like them. They actually make money

flute is for little fairy boys

you take that back you whore

there is no top quality rock song without either a flute, violin or harmonica; and preferably as much gaudy 80s synth as possible

If we moon tomorrow, I’m gonna sell covered calls. I’m already above my cost basis for all my positions.

RTX is a meme now, still a decent company
BAM is god tier
NET is actually pretty interesting