Monday Market Crash incoming!!!

Oil is about to get wrecked. We are going below 20 boys. There is no deal.

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>Oil is about to get wrecked

It already got wrecked, the only way now is up

I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me

So puts? And GLD SLV calls?

>for the first time I feel alive
>I have lots of silver
>come to mine for freeze dried food and listen to my conspiracy theories

So much self delusion

But data is the new oil

How fucked is the world that if I get cheap gas for my Dodge the economy fall apart? This is the juden's work or wat

based mexico making my tanker holds worth $$.

Oil sector equities call option vol suggests otherwise, running at 700% to 3000% over average Friday through Sunday.

With Bloomberg UCO call option vol leading the pack.

We will see in a few hours.

Oh my god do not respond to this stale copypasta. It is not good. Its a larp, when these fucking germs hold silver they burn! Silver is antibacterial, antiviral, antiparasitic, antifungal. Silver torches coomers, silver torches coomer seed, purifying white shimmery fire.

I read this exact post last week you mothercuckwage jew fuck

Indeed

Nice side effect is time slowing down

Trading? On Easter Monday?

WTF, I thought this was a christian crucifix carving board.

To chase the money lenders from the temple we must become the money lenders.

A deal for cutting production will probably be struck just before markets open. Don't want it to happen but it will.

Dumb question...why would we want oil prices to go up? Doesn't everyone complain about high gas prices? I want it to keep crashing and never recover. What the hell?

low oil prices forces domestic oil companies into bankruptcy which then destroys the """energy independence"" we've been working toward for the past 10-20 years. if we ignored this, low oil prices would be a good thing for the broader economy.

omg user you so sexy i want to carry your babbies!!!

Jew Bankers celebrate the day Jesus died, not the day he rose.

the majority are always right

Just read this article
oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/The-Reality-Of-The-End-Of-Oil.html
It's probably all BS, I can't see how Corona would destroy oil demand in the long term or how prices will stabilise at $20 / barrel.
But obviously I'm an idiot, so what do you guys think?

Greed always win. Shit bags won't sell for $20 long term if they can get $100

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the headline basically reads there's gonna be a deal by tomorrow, ublindbro?

I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT STOCKS WHAT DO I BUY IF OIL DROPS BELOW 20

You can't sell for $100 in 2025 because you will sell for ten next week

Rice and beans moron

and deenz

Apache Halliburton MRO XOM, chevron. All are risks right now. Especially the small caps. But no risk, no gainz

He makes good points, but how much of this is "Hahah, see I was right." confirmation bias that fails to factor in how it took a fucking global pandemic to make this prediction true.

Oil demand will go back up. People will get back on the streets, people will start going to work again. Granted, on a long enough timeline something like this might be feasible but probably not within the next couple decades. The world still runs on oil.

>people selling calls like hot cakes
>bullish