/smg/ - Stock Market General

Comfy night edition
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>Brokers:
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>Terminology:
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>Risk Management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/nakadashi/

>Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

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Alright you fags, i followed your advice and went all in RTX and made $200 so far. Now i am thinking about investing at least $700- $800 from the trump bucks back into stocks but i want to vary a bit and buy something else. I was thinking about boeing, any other suggestions?

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Good luck oil bros

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First for green Monday

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Yeah "diversify" into another defense manufacturer right before the recession hits.

Guys I’m so excited for Monday. This market has been one hell of a ride so far. Good luck to my bulls and bears alike.

I dont want DS to go to 0 lads

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RTX is Boeing, look at their graphs they are symbiotic.

THE ALIEN KNOWS CHAOS BUT ITS NOT PURPOSE

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BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY, FELLOW BVLLCHADS. WE BREED ONE, WE BREED ALL. BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

We in for a quick drop or a slow ride down in the coming months?

Today is Easter, a time for repentance and revival.
Anons, discuss your investing goals for the future and use this day to reflect on your past and plans for tomorrow.

For me, Id just like a house finally to be to grow stuff in a garden and to practice my art outsides in the afternoon.

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We're in for some fucking chop. I'm liquid minus ATVI.

Is war with Chyna priced in?

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150 shares in MRO when should I sell?

I want to be able to take care of my folks when they grow old

>boomer silver shill scammer theme song
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>genXer apple niggers theme song
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>millenial crypto scammer theme song
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>tide pod eating new fags who dont even have money to play with so they shill link but cant make a onlyfanz account
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What if we have negative energy?

The irony is that it's all fake news unless he likes it, in which case it's good news and uses it to his advantage.

war with china would be bullish af for all non globohomo corps desu

Short all Minnesota based companies (except Target)

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I just want enough money so I never have to leave my house to wageslave and interact with people ever again.

Should buy more into RTX just in case, right?

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Invest in the Meme Trifecta: RTX, NET, BAM

>corona is from Europe
>not fake news
Wut?

schizophrenia runs deep in these threads

I bought SPY at 250

Are white girls priced in?

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I meant in general. And who the fuck knows where the thing came from, if it was irrefutably proven to be from Europe tomorrow would it be a life altering shock? Is Trump a virology expert now?

So I did a gigantic fit of daily data scraped from all over the place and it gets the next day direction right 60% of the time (and range pretty spot on too) with a legit 80/20 backtest. How do I build a risk management strategy around it?

Currently I'm just weighting overnight long/short, intraday long and intraday short based on the expected returns of the high/low/close of the next day. Anything more I could be doing?

That dog has a strangely large penis

>a dog has a bigger pp, has more sex and gives more pleasure to a woman than you

fuck you, i am actually jealous now. that's why i do penis enlargement exercises my niggers, i won't stop before my dick blows into a thousand pieces or i get to 9 inches by 6.5 girth. fuck this clown world.

GET A BIG DICK OR DIE TRYIN

Remember the virus depends on what perspective you stack on top of reality.
Here are some examples:
>China: Not Happening>Happening>Not Happening
>Italy: Happening>HAPPENING>Ḩ̶͔͎̻̂́͐Ạ̴͔̑P̶͙̂̽̕͠P̴̟̹͛͛͠Ę̴͖͙̕Ṇ̵́̎Ï̵̹̙̬̬N̵̮͂G̶̳͐̈͌͐
>Australia: ƃuıuǝddɐH>ןooɔ s,ʇI
>UK: Just let it happen>Just let it fucking happen>*GO BACK BUTTON*
>USA: Not Happening>Happening?>Happening!>Not Happening?
>Japan: Not Happening>Not Happening>*Olympics cancelled*>Happening
>Sweden: Happen me harder daddy!
>N.Korea: What Happening? *bang*>I don't see a Happening *bangbang*>Do you see a Happening *click*
It's very simple really.

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twas the night before futures and all through the fed
not a creature was stirring, powell asleep in his bed
the QE was drafted by the interns with care,
in hopes that green days would soon be there
the bulls were all nestled, snug in their beds
as visions of dividends danced in their heads
and trump in his hat, and mnuchin in his cap
had settled down for a long corona nap,

when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
trump sprang from his bed to see what's the matter
away to the windows he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash

WHAT DOES TRUMP SEE /smg/?

stop fucking sperging autist learn another word

How do I profit on the American futanari market?

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It's happening with the exception of govt's that can't afford for it to be happening.

Pretty accurate post.

CARES 2

>california ntr
who could have guessed

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Kills the old, the weak, and, disproportionately, ethnic minorities. Bullish.

>NYT: literally ANYTHING but the truth
i swear to fucking god (on easter no less, so you know im srs) the entire US MSM is and has been blowing smoke for CCP since the beginning

first the whole
>wearing masks is DANGEROUS and makes you feel invulnerable and safe
retarded
meanwhile the entire chinese 5th column in the states buys all the masks before the price jump and sends it back to china. they keep all the good ones, then sell us back all their defective ones, simply to twist the knife.

then
>DRUMPF is totally overreacting its just a flu bruh
and
>its RACIS to call it the chinese virus, dont be racis let the chinamen spit in ur mouths
>trust the WHO (who is headed by an ethiopian ruling party member, of which ethiopia is a belt and road cunt) its totally not a pandemic guise
prior to it becoming a big problem

then when its a huge problem
>why isnt DRUMPF taking this srs?? zomg
>drumpf is totally disregarding his advisors
article after article
now its just flailing around, trying to blame ANY cunt except for china for the origin of the virus

im fucking sick of this shit

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