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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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fuck you

>John 15:12
>This is My commandment, that you love one another, just as I have loved you.

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i luv u :) hehe

Trumpbux coming in. Lot's of people with money and a market that is rocketing up. Monday will be good.

Buy oil bitches, last warning

>He thinks there will be a V recovery

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why do you call people bitches?

I have
everyone says it going to tank hard on monday / will tank in the next two weeks

I'm scurred.

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I better get my coronabux before the next dip, I want to buy some puts with it

>he thinks stonks are allowed to go down

finna buy some 1 cent MRO options and sell for a dollar
$10k here I come

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Who else /The Passion of the Christ watchparty/ here? Honestly better than most Easter church srrmons desu

Buy SPY 280 calls expiring in 2 months
Buy SPY 280 puts expiring in 6 motnhs
GG EZ

I keep checking my account. Where’s my money Donny?

>Oil will return no matter what. Just relax and buy more
this.
only risk is contango.

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you could wait until it's even cheaper very soon

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>you could wait until it's even cheaper very soon
how soon?
how much cheaper?
What leads you to think that would be the case?

>John 5:24
>Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.

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so what's the current situation with coronachan? we still habbening or we back to nothingburger yet? when is this horrible nightmare gonna be over?

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>you could wait until it's even cheaper very soon
that's gambling. we all saw what happened when trump tweeted. a new deal could be announced any time soon or in weeks. when there is a new substantial deal that effects the price like really, eg 10 dollars up, then you have no time left to buy in.
don't get me wrong i don't say that this WILL happen any time soon but i can imagine it would. trump really needs the price much higher.

It's over when the governments decide it's over. The real virus will be over when a vaccine is discovered or herd immunity is achieved.

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The current model the white house is following is proving to be terribly wrong, so it's clearly going to last a while longer.

I'm not trading oil because it's more speculation than investment, but I wouldn't expect it to spike in price until Vlad and MBS get what they've wanted from the beginning: US oil producers going bankrupt. Until then, I don't see any signs that they're desperate to cut in any substantial way. And the OPEC+ cartel isn't exactly reliable, OPEC members pump more than they agree to if they think they can get away with it.

>Trump needs the price much higher
Really? His base isn't going to vote democrat because the oil fields are suffering. And even though he does want it higher, how much can he really influence MBS and Vlad? Any more than just getting a token cut? Remember that Saudis sent their tankers to us right before the OPEC+ meeting was to take place. They were sending over a ton of oil regardless.

>when a vaccine is discovered or herd immunity is achieved
I've seen no evidence to suggest either of these things are likely

when is everyone being forced to go back to work do you guys think? are they just going to keep pushing back the deadline and if so for how long?

it hasn't even killed barely any people
but it slaughtered the early 2020 vibe that we had going

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>People that wave picket signs on the street. Ugh has anyone ever drove by and gone, "Oh yeah, you've convinced me. Well now I've altered my fundamental beliefs."

didn't the numbers get brought down from like 100-200k to like 60k? has that changed again at all? if anything it seems more and more like this was a huge overreaction, i hope the hospitals got enough stuff to handle when everyone eventually gets it when we're forced back to work though.